How Fox News is Already Spinning Obama's Same-Sex Marriage Endorsement
Here's today's headline from the land of the lost—I mean, from the Fox News online division, defenders of freedom, abusers of words and small animals:
Yes. Yes, it's a War On Marriage now. Because after the War on Christmas and the War on Easter, we need a nice, early-summer thing to be worried about. Straight people, look out! They're coming for your Christmas trees, I mean, your emotional commitment to your spouse (note: if you're like Newt Gingrich, you may keep your Christmas trees around longer than your spouse. Family values!)
I'm impressed. There doesn't seem to be anything that Fox News can't make a crappy, apocalyptic headline out of. Fear the War on Marriage!