In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC.
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But before I forget, there’s one other thing I wanted to talk to you guys about—and I can feel the icy, otherworldly chill of the Dementors approaching, so I’m going to make this quick. I realize that democracy’s been completely abolished and stuff, but have you all heard about this new super PAC, t he Alliance of Progressive Decepticons? I know they haven’t exactly promised to put an end to the whole oppression of all humans thing yet, but I’ve still got a really good feeling about this Megatron guy they’ve got in charge. Plus, have you seen those billboards they’re running for Mitt Romney?