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Up: This Time, Pixar Has Gone Too Far
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The latest Pixar film Up is being received as if it were better than the Second Coming. It represents the Pixar team’s effort to be even more lugubrious than in their last animated film -- more lugubrious than in their last five animated films -- hell, more lugubrious than their personal god Walt Disney ever dreamed of being in his thirty years of lugubrious filmmaking. It’s a high-stakes game: we’ll see your Jiminy Cricket and raise you five Pollyannas, says Pixar. We’ll throw in ten-thousand dalmations and the ghost of Old Yeller. We’ll stuff you with sunbeams, choke you with hugs, smother you with the warm chuckles of reformed curmudgeons, waterboard you with the gushing tears of a million pathetic orphans.
The public loves this, it goes without saying. But the critics have gotten so besotted they’re egging Pixar on to dangerously high glucose levels.
Kissy reviews for Pixar go all the way back to their short film experiments that used to run at film festivals. They seemed harmless enough in those days; it was fun to root for the underdogs, computer animation geeks with offices in Emeryville, CA, then a blank nowheresville between freeways in the Bay Area. As they went along making hit films one after another -- Toy Story I and II, Monsters, Inc, Finding Nemo, Cars, The Incredibles, Ratatouille -- there was no denying that they had the craft down; they could animate the hell out of a film. Gorgeous-looking, all of it, in a rounded glossy computery way. Preachy, sure, but then so are most things aimed at suffering children, and in their best films there was enough humor to counteract a lot of it. If the Pixar sensibility seemed strangely locked in to a mid-20th century mindset, a kind of ‘50s-forever-world no matter what the movie’s time-frame might be, well, they made it clear they intended to inherit the Disney mantle, didn’t they?
Many, many Academy Awards later, the unanimous song of critical praise reached a painful crescendo with Wall-E, which was heralded by assorted buffoons as Chaplinesque in its divine pathos. That was the red alert.
Any time a critic calls something "Chaplinesque," run. Because what they mean by this is so ghastly you don’t want to risk scarring your lobes absorbing it. It was Charlie Chaplin’s own downfall in his later career, becoming "Chaplinesque." He was funny as hell, I assure you, till critics started mooning over his balletic grace and tragic "little man" pathos. Then he started milking it. Brilliant guy (though a right bastard according to most accounts, and far too inclined to impregnate underage girls), but he couldn’t resist the ever bigger and wetter close-ups of his own yearning face.
It’s a terrible disservice to Chaplin’s legacy that most people think of him clutching a flower against his teeth and gazing wistfully just off-screen, the famous final shot of City Lights. They forget that Chaplin earned that final shot with many preceding scenes -- a whole career, really -- of brutal, insightful comedy. They forget that early Chaplin was more dedicated to kicking the ass of the oppressor than to any other project beyond sheer survival.
And why do they forget? Because the aging Chaplin himself sold it so hard, the tragedy, the tears, the "significance."
Chaplin once expressed the desire to play the role of Jesus Christ on film, and he wasn’t kidding, either.
Anyhoo, Pixar’s Wall-E is Chaplinesque in the worst way. Heart-tugging little robot with big eye-like lenses, working all alone on the giant junkyard of future Earth, tilting his head quizzically, persevering pluckily, miming out all his yearnings with beeps and hoots and no dialogue. And that’s the GOOD part of the film! After that it gets really stupid and sentimental!
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Posted by: heartfeather on Jun 3, 2009 12:46 AM
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Posted by: spacemarine83 on Jun 3, 2009 2:55 AM
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Pixar makes great movies, unloke most of the bullshit coming out of Hollywood.
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Posted by: BeckyD on Jun 3, 2009 3:51 AM
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And 'Disney's cheesy style' has been popular among kids of all ages for years, so no wonder Pixar is trying to emulate it. More power to them - we need more films I can take my grandchildren to without having to worry about what they're going to see and hear. You come off as incredibly elitist and snobby.
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Posted by: Tweck9 on Jun 3, 2009 4:17 AM
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If not for the arrogant, stuck-up attitude of the author, who is obviously "above" Pixar movies, this article would fit perfectly on the front page of Yahoo, with all the other useless drivel.
I can't believe I actually wasted time on a 'progressive' political site reading this trash.
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» Smoke a little more dope, Tweck, and calm yourself down
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» Sorry I'm a cranky old coot --it didn't seem an unreasonable assumption based on what you posted
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» How is Wall-E anti-intellectual?
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Posted by: brer on Jun 3, 2009 4:37 AM
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It was colorful.
It had adventure, excitement, passion.
Sure it was unbelievable---sorta like Dumbo!
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Posted by: aharben on Jun 3, 2009 5:05 AM
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Pixar is probably the one light in the entire black hole of decent movie makers. They've been able to transverse age limits and transform the character stigmas. The technology offers limitless possibilities, thankfully Pixar has used it for the good.
Leave them the hell alone!
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Posted by: inprov73 on Jun 3, 2009 5:31 AM
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Posted by: daw13 on Jun 3, 2009 6:04 AM
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And finally, yes about Wall E. The lugubrious sentimentalism around the robots detracted from the terrific parody once we got to the space ship.
Great writing. Put me on your list or tell me how to access your other stuff.
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Posted by: demoh79 on Jun 3, 2009 6:15 AM
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Sheesh, stay away from kids movies then.
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Posted by: profmarcus on Jun 3, 2009 6:22 AM
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And, yes, I DO take it personally
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Posted by: Domokun on Jun 3, 2009 6:28 AM
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Posted by: Bigioni on Jun 3, 2009 6:45 AM
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Posted by: Joshua Thompson on Jun 3, 2009 6:46 AM
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Anyway, this device acts like the eviction in "Harry and Tonto," forcing the contankerous protagonist into a new adventure. Pretty well done, I thought.
The last part of the film shows a meeting with the protagonist's childhood hero, who has become dangerously unhinged through academic rejection and social isolation. He doesn't actually say "The horror. The horror." as he falls into space, but the implicit treatment of dogs as an inferior race, and the dogs' own pack behavior are pretty sharply drawn.
Disney plays fast and loose with rules of physics and economics (the people are conveniently poor, then rich, etc. as the plot requires), and the Daddy bird is nowhere to be found (did he run off with a hot young bird?). But, you know, it's a a cartoon with artfully drawn characters. I certainly got my money's worth.
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Posted by: peacelf on Jun 3, 2009 6:51 AM
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I realize a critique of Disney or Pixar is dangerous territory. The gates of Disney's perceived purity are guarded by every apple pie american escape junkie. They love Disney because it confirms their deep seated racist and sexist natures.
peace
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Posted by: Drclaw on Jun 3, 2009 7:18 AM
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Besides-the girl robot was hawt! I guess this makes me lugubrious. Or something.
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Posted by: jimb on Jun 3, 2009 7:35 AM
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Popular doesn't mean good, but a lot of times something that's really good on many different levels can thrill the masses and even thrill the vast majority of critics--and still be really good. I wouldn't waste a minute trying to explain to Eileen how and where the writing, the script, the comic timing, the visual artistry, and the seamless blend of several different themes combine to exhibit Pixar at it's best.
I don't think this review has nearly as much to do with "Up" as it has to do with the reviewer. I'd recommend that she steer away from films that don't promise to be dark and edgy enough to suit her tastes. She wasn't going to like this movie and she knew it going in.
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Posted by: soundman on Jun 3, 2009 7:53 AM
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I do sound and recording professionally, and have a certain clique of associates who do film sound design, but hardly ever hear their work as I do not go see hollywod style films or cartoons, no matter how fine the sound (which is usually too loud anyway!)...
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Posted by: nancylove on Jun 3, 2009 7:58 AM
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Posted by: BlueBerry PickN on Jun 3, 2009 8:10 AM
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Posted by: mkewi53207 on Jun 3, 2009 8:27 AM
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Posted by: otherhand on Jun 3, 2009 8:26 AM
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I'm sorry you were so put off by 'Up', Ms Jones, but your passion does seem rather out of proportion, as many others have pointed out.
Pixar movies are creative, beautiful entertainments (usually with a worthy message and a lot of grown-up humor worked in) for the family - but I am a grandmother of sophisticated tastes and I enjoy them for myself, very, very much.
I do not remember seeing a 'beautiful golden-haired girl selling flowers' in 'Up,' But I definitely DO remember that the young boy has a live and at-home mother - mentioned by him several times and shown with Doug-the-Dog in the end of the movie watching the boy receive his last 'badge.'
Wonder how you missed her existence?
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Posted by: Jody Kay on Jun 3, 2009 8:48 AM
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What's wrong with displaying for 10 year olds awash in Terminators and Transformators some graphic values of empathy and love and responsibility? I wonder how many fatherless kids related and were comforted of some deep shame in having a grandma or grandpa show up for their performances when dad didn't. Get a heart!
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Posted by: omnibozo on Jun 3, 2009 9:13 AM
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Posted by: ceti on Jun 3, 2009 10:55 AM
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The reviewer probably hates old people as well from the bile she pours out on this movie.
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Posted by: wonderpulp on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 AM
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Posted by: soulrebeljc on Jun 3, 2009 11:02 AM
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What I find interesting is that all the comments that disagree with the author have ratings of 3 or less. It's like someone went down the line of all the comments and rated them negatively for the direction of their argument, not its content or substance. I expect more from liberal websites, to tell the truth, not a "party line" mentality. Leave that to the right-wing-nuts.
And I truthfully found this article to be empty. I was expecting something meaty that whether I agreed or disagreed, I could still entertain the ideas. Didn't happen here. This was fluff, and I can't figure out why it made it to Alternet as some kind of daily top story.
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Posted by: Eddie Van Helsing on Jun 3, 2009 11:25 AM
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Posted by: hilaryuk on Jun 3, 2009 12:02 PM
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As a doting granma, I would much rather he watched something with a happy ending because eight years old is just too young to be constantly reminded that life can be a crock of shit.
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Posted by: Corcrum on Jun 3, 2009 1:02 PM
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Lady, you're not very good at this.
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Posted by: DaBear on Jun 3, 2009 2:07 PM
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Please tell me what's so bad about Pixar... a company who pays it's people well (the bottom not just the top) who made The Mouse's feature animation division a tolerable and tolerant work place after decades of corporate craptasm. Oh they make happy happy for kids... oops, mea culpa, how tragic!
Eileen, go back to school and stop fucking up Alternet with rants.
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Posted by: jiminy rickets on Jun 3, 2009 2:16 PM
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Why must the Ms. Jones of the world continue to insist that our collective selfishness can't expand to absorb even more Pixar dirtshards?
It's become everclear to me that much as an old tycoon will smear honey across the creamcakes of almost any scone for a fastbuck, journalists and the subjects of their placid tirades work together to funnel our mindbeams into their nebbish filters.
It caught me this time because I was feeling distracted because I got a stomach ache this morning when my master-slave left me for an older system. I wasn't able to keep up the blinders one must have in place more and more these days to stop them getting in through your filters.
I eat trash and so do all of you. We're not any better than this sad piece of writing gussied up to be real Quality, like in the old Quaker days.
Love,
Wall-E
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Posted by: PopRox80 on Jun 3, 2009 2:42 PM
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I mean, why not escape reality for a few hours? Reality sucks!
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Posted by: u2r1 on Jun 3, 2009 2:45 PM
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Posted by: Voicedude on Jun 3, 2009 2:55 PM
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Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed the morning they went to see a cartoon!
That's right! It's a cartoon. Not even a biting social satire cartoon like The Simpsons, nor is it boundry-pushing, in-your-face shock value cartoon like Family Guy or South Park. It's just some light family entertainment done with style and wit. God forbid we should have any more of that!
Only someone who has never truly seen the light in a child's eyes or has forgotten their own inner child could rant on a film such as this. Or Wall-E, for that matter. Schmaltzy, perhaps. At times. But name a classic film that doesn't. Gonna bag on Casablanca, Close Encounters, or a Capra film now are we?
Say what you will about Disney films (and sometimes I might even agree with you), but as a parent I can at least rest assured that they'll never slip in completely inappropriate humor like the Shrek films have. Is a 'family film' really a place for a joke about oral sex like the first Shrek film had? Does 'adult humor' have to mean smutty, instead of merely a reference that only an older viewer would get?
At least Disney can be counted on for never 'going there'......
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Posted by: Starfall Deception on Jun 3, 2009 4:11 PM
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Posted by: ~Fiona~ on Jun 3, 2009 4:31 PM
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Poor, poor you...
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Posted by: anok on Jun 3, 2009 5:37 PM
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Do you also trash Carebears, Thomas the Tank Engine, Bambi, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Last Unicorn, Mary Poppins and other movies like those? Do you stalk Barney?
This stuff is for kids, it's supposed to be sugary sweet. They can't watch South park or Family Guy type animation until they get a little older.
Sheesh.
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Posted by: beffie on Jun 3, 2009 6:18 PM
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I'm all for people with dissenting opinions on The Things We Hold Dear, like Pixar, BUT this rant was barely blogworthy. WTF, Alternet? Quality control?
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Posted by: NothingnessRocks on Jun 3, 2009 6:34 PM
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Pixar. They make cheesey, didactic, ovverrated movies. Their view counts are high because their audiences are the same heroes who took home equity loans in order to buy a do-it-yourself reaming kit.. like.. you ever see that South Park episode where Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones? Yea, you saw that, and you liked it. Well, Pixar's like that, only they rape the originals instead of the sequels.
The same people who like Pixar movies are always the first to cannibalize each other when they're stranded with a cliche on an island.
I'm cynical and bitter? Maybe it's from having to carry around all the money I saved by not subsidizing hacks.
Go home Yanqui!
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Posted by: scajomar on Jun 3, 2009 6:47 PM
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Posted by: sureshot45 on Jun 3, 2009 7:21 PM
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thank you. here i was..thinking that i knew what i wanted out of a movie. you know what i want/need..which is impure cinema. got it.
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Posted by: uncertain on Jun 3, 2009 7:31 PM
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We're all about diversity and tolerance here at AlterNet, because we're all very Progressive, liberal, and open-minded.
This is bordering on pure hate-speech. You should be ashamed.
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» Nice strawman and ad hominem attack Uncertain.
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Posted by: ZPaul on Jun 4, 2009 1:41 AM
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I hereby sentence you to: Writing the lyrics of "When you wish upon a star" 100 times on the blackboard. :)
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Posted by: MFox1948 on Jun 5, 2009 10:48 AM
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Upset about the 'quick' setup as to why the Ed Asner character is the way he is forgives the complaints you would have dished out if the movie took Tooooooooooo Looooooooong to explain the plot. My wife and I (57 and 61) loved it, our son and daughter-in-law (in their 30s) loved, and our grand-daughters (nearly three now) loved it.
That's what it is all about. Entertainment and in this case without sex or overdone violence.
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Posted by: PeaceLove on Jun 6, 2009 4:51 PM
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What an ugly, ugly rant.
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Posted by: satorArepo on Jun 11, 2009 10:02 AM
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Myself, I despise Pixar more than I can say. That they traffic in mawkish and maudlin is the least of their sins. I'd rate their ever-reliable penchant for plagiarism to be their worst.
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Posted by: AbundAnce on Jun 11, 2009 1:21 PM
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Ms. Jones, as you have most probably read in the many, many comments, only about 10% or less of the readers agreed with what you had to say. Those that didn't seem to be jaded by cartoons or cinema in general and had not seen the movie, so what they had to say was not very interesting.
In no particular order, here are some crucial things you should consider before going on a rant such as this again: if you know you're not going to like a movie before you even sit down, please do not write a review on it; the 3D was some of the best I'd ever seen and I personally think Pixar should be applauded for making a movie around a plot, not around a cinematic gimmick, it was a mere enhancement; if you don't agree with what other reviewers have to say than attack the reviewers, not the subject they are reviewing; if you're going to review a movie then do so, if you're going to review Pixar as a company, then please, include all of the work they have done, not just the 2 most recent films; and just because you didn't like a movie, doesn't mean you need to put it down in a way that makes someone who did enjoy it feel stupid for doing so.
I also wanted to address the Chaplin tanget you went on. Lady, if you have ever seen a Chaplin or Keaton film then you will recognize that that is exactly what they were striving for with Wall-e, and I think they hit upon it as well as anybody could with an animated robot. If you have a character that can't speak, then you're going to try and recreate what made the silent film era actors so great. Quit being so quick to judge and try to appreciate what you're actually viewing for a change.
Lastly, I wanted to say that I am a young professional, with no intention of ever having children, and both my boyfriend (33) and myself (29), really enjoyed this movie. There is enough "real" going on in the world for us to take 2 hours to indulge in something fantastic and carefree every once in awhile.
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Posted by: talkville on Jun 13, 2009 3:19 PM
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However, it must be said. Pixar is one, only one, of the numberless and uncountable firms engaged in providing entertainments for the masses, the public, the consumers... . And they do well, very well. For it costs, there's a price for this, and it is not only money.
What actually occurs when 'experiencing' or 'watching' or going to any particular movie like the one in this article? Being meant for enjoyment and pleasure, the viewer becomes 'absorbed', 'engaged', 'lost' and 'enthralled' or 'entertained' in the watching. There are legal words that can describe an experience such as this: Incorporation, for instance. Or there are moral words such as 'rapture'. Or there are New Age, scientistic words like 'metempsychosis'. What happens to the viewer? He or she is not there, they are in there! Lost in the body of the spectacle....
This is not meant in a 'negative' way. There are a host of experiences like this that are valuable and fulfilling and serve to give meaning and depth to living. Not all of them however. In times like these, it's worth thinking about.
What is has been happening in real life over the last 40 years or so has been the reduction and the suppression of the actual individual citizen (Tom, Amber, Lakeesha, Sally, Ray...) in favor of an elevation of primacy to the Fictive, Artificial Individual (Pixar, IBM, GE, Blackwater, MGM....). It is they, these 'brands' that are the Actors, the Movers, the Shakers, and the basis of our social, economic and political order. We individuals, Tom, Amber, Lakeesha, Sally, Ray, are becoming utterly and completely fungible -- especially before the Law.
Enjoy any films you like, this is the least we can get in times like these. But take a few and think about it! There's more than a ticket-price at stake.
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Posted by: heartfeather on Jun 3, 2009 12:46 AM
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Posted by: spacemarine83 on Jun 3, 2009 2:55 AM
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Pixar makes great movies, unloke most of the bullshit coming out of Hollywood.
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Posted by: BeckyD on Jun 3, 2009 3:51 AM
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And 'Disney's cheesy style' has been popular among kids of all ages for years, so no wonder Pixar is trying to emulate it. More power to them - we need more films I can take my grandchildren to without having to worry about what they're going to see and hear. You come off as incredibly elitist and snobby.
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Posted by: Tweck9 on Jun 3, 2009 4:17 AM
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If not for the arrogant, stuck-up attitude of the author, who is obviously "above" Pixar movies, this article would fit perfectly on the front page of Yahoo, with all the other useless drivel.
I can't believe I actually wasted time on a 'progressive' political site reading this trash.
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Posted by: brer on Jun 3, 2009 4:37 AM
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It was colorful.
It had adventure, excitement, passion.
Sure it was unbelievable---sorta like Dumbo!
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Posted by: aharben on Jun 3, 2009 5:05 AM
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Pixar is probably the one light in the entire black hole of decent movie makers. They've been able to transverse age limits and transform the character stigmas. The technology offers limitless possibilities, thankfully Pixar has used it for the good.
Leave them the hell alone!
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Posted by: inprov73 on Jun 3, 2009 5:31 AM
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Posted by: daw13 on Jun 3, 2009 6:04 AM
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And finally, yes about Wall E. The lugubrious sentimentalism around the robots detracted from the terrific parody once we got to the space ship.
Great writing. Put me on your list or tell me how to access your other stuff.
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Posted by: demoh79 on Jun 3, 2009 6:15 AM
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Sheesh, stay away from kids movies then.
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Posted by: profmarcus on Jun 3, 2009 6:22 AM
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And, yes, I DO take it personally
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Posted by: Domokun on Jun 3, 2009 6:28 AM
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Posted by: Bigioni on Jun 3, 2009 6:45 AM
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Posted by: Joshua Thompson on Jun 3, 2009 6:46 AM
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Anyway, this device acts like the eviction in "Harry and Tonto," forcing the contankerous protagonist into a new adventure. Pretty well done, I thought.
The last part of the film shows a meeting with the protagonist's childhood hero, who has become dangerously unhinged through academic rejection and social isolation. He doesn't actually say "The horror. The horror." as he falls into space, but the implicit treatment of dogs as an inferior race, and the dogs' own pack behavior are pretty sharply drawn.
Disney plays fast and loose with rules of physics and economics (the people are conveniently poor, then rich, etc. as the plot requires), and the Daddy bird is nowhere to be found (did he run off with a hot young bird?). But, you know, it's a a cartoon with artfully drawn characters. I certainly got my money's worth.
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Posted by: peacelf on Jun 3, 2009 6:51 AM
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I realize a critique of Disney or Pixar is dangerous territory. The gates of Disney's perceived purity are guarded by every apple pie american escape junkie. They love Disney because it confirms their deep seated racist and sexist natures.
peace
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Posted by: Drclaw on Jun 3, 2009 7:18 AM
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Besides-the girl robot was hawt! I guess this makes me lugubrious. Or something.
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Posted by: jimb on Jun 3, 2009 7:35 AM
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Popular doesn't mean good, but a lot of times something that's really good on many different levels can thrill the masses and even thrill the vast majority of critics--and still be really good. I wouldn't waste a minute trying to explain to Eileen how and where the writing, the script, the comic timing, the visual artistry, and the seamless blend of several different themes combine to exhibit Pixar at it's best.
I don't think this review has nearly as much to do with "Up" as it has to do with the reviewer. I'd recommend that she steer away from films that don't promise to be dark and edgy enough to suit her tastes. She wasn't going to like this movie and she knew it going in.
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Posted by: soundman on Jun 3, 2009 7:53 AM
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I do sound and recording professionally, and have a certain clique of associates who do film sound design, but hardly ever hear their work as I do not go see hollywod style films or cartoons, no matter how fine the sound (which is usually too loud anyway!)...
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Posted by: nancylove on Jun 3, 2009 7:58 AM
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Posted by: BlueBerry PickN on Jun 3, 2009 8:10 AM
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Posted by: mkewi53207 on Jun 3, 2009 8:27 AM
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Posted by: otherhand on Jun 3, 2009 8:26 AM
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I'm sorry you were so put off by 'Up', Ms Jones, but your passion does seem rather out of proportion, as many others have pointed out.
Pixar movies are creative, beautiful entertainments (usually with a worthy message and a lot of grown-up humor worked in) for the family - but I am a grandmother of sophisticated tastes and I enjoy them for myself, very, very much.
I do not remember seeing a 'beautiful golden-haired girl selling flowers' in 'Up,' But I definitely DO remember that the young boy has a live and at-home mother - mentioned by him several times and shown with Doug-the-Dog in the end of the movie watching the boy receive his last 'badge.'
Wonder how you missed her existence?
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Posted by: Jody Kay on Jun 3, 2009 8:48 AM
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What's wrong with displaying for 10 year olds awash in Terminators and Transformators some graphic values of empathy and love and responsibility? I wonder how many fatherless kids related and were comforted of some deep shame in having a grandma or grandpa show up for their performances when dad didn't. Get a heart!
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Posted by: omnibozo on Jun 3, 2009 9:13 AM
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Posted by: MelKnee on Jun 3, 2009 9:18 AM
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Posted by: ceti on Jun 3, 2009 10:55 AM
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The reviewer probably hates old people as well from the bile she pours out on this movie.
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Posted by: wonderpulp on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 AM
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Posted by: soulrebeljc on Jun 3, 2009 11:02 AM
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What I find interesting is that all the comments that disagree with the author have ratings of 3 or less. It's like someone went down the line of all the comments and rated them negatively for the direction of their argument, not its content or substance. I expect more from liberal websites, to tell the truth, not a "party line" mentality. Leave that to the right-wing-nuts.
And I truthfully found this article to be empty. I was expecting something meaty that whether I agreed or disagreed, I could still entertain the ideas. Didn't happen here. This was fluff, and I can't figure out why it made it to Alternet as some kind of daily top story.
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Posted by: Eddie Van Helsing on Jun 3, 2009 11:25 AM
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Posted by: hilaryuk on Jun 3, 2009 12:02 PM
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As a doting granma, I would much rather he watched something with a happy ending because eight years old is just too young to be constantly reminded that life can be a crock of shit.
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Posted by: Corcrum on Jun 3, 2009 1:02 PM
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Lady, you're not very good at this.
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Posted by: DaBear on Jun 3, 2009 2:07 PM
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Please tell me what's so bad about Pixar... a company who pays it's people well (the bottom not just the top) who made The Mouse's feature animation division a tolerable and tolerant work place after decades of corporate craptasm. Oh they make happy happy for kids... oops, mea culpa, how tragic!
Eileen, go back to school and stop fucking up Alternet with rants.
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Posted by: jiminy rickets on Jun 3, 2009 2:16 PM
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Why must the Ms. Jones of the world continue to insist that our collective selfishness can't expand to absorb even more Pixar dirtshards?
It's become everclear to me that much as an old tycoon will smear honey across the creamcakes of almost any scone for a fastbuck, journalists and the subjects of their placid tirades work together to funnel our mindbeams into their nebbish filters.
It caught me this time because I was feeling distracted because I got a stomach ache this morning when my master-slave left me for an older system. I wasn't able to keep up the blinders one must have in place more and more these days to stop them getting in through your filters.
I eat trash and so do all of you. We're not any better than this sad piece of writing gussied up to be real Quality, like in the old Quaker days.
Love,
Wall-E
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Posted by: PopRox80 on Jun 3, 2009 2:42 PM
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I mean, why not escape reality for a few hours? Reality sucks!
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Posted by: u2r1 on Jun 3, 2009 2:45 PM
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Posted by: Voicedude on Jun 3, 2009 2:55 PM
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Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed the morning they went to see a cartoon!
That's right! It's a cartoon. Not even a biting social satire cartoon like The Simpsons, nor is it boundry-pushing, in-your-face shock value cartoon like Family Guy or South Park. It's just some light family entertainment done with style and wit. God forbid we should have any more of that!
Only someone who has never truly seen the light in a child's eyes or has forgotten their own inner child could rant on a film such as this. Or Wall-E, for that matter. Schmaltzy, perhaps. At times. But name a classic film that doesn't. Gonna bag on Casablanca, Close Encounters, or a Capra film now are we?
Say what you will about Disney films (and sometimes I might even agree with you), but as a parent I can at least rest assured that they'll never slip in completely inappropriate humor like the Shrek films have. Is a 'family film' really a place for a joke about oral sex like the first Shrek film had? Does 'adult humor' have to mean smutty, instead of merely a reference that only an older viewer would get?
At least Disney can be counted on for never 'going there'......
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Posted by: Starfall Deception on Jun 3, 2009 4:11 PM
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Posted by: ~Fiona~ on Jun 3, 2009 4:31 PM
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:o(
Poor, poor you...
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Posted by: anok on Jun 3, 2009 5:37 PM
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Do you also trash Carebears, Thomas the Tank Engine, Bambi, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Last Unicorn, Mary Poppins and other movies like those? Do you stalk Barney?
This stuff is for kids, it's supposed to be sugary sweet. They can't watch South park or Family Guy type animation until they get a little older.
Sheesh.
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Posted by: beffie on Jun 3, 2009 6:18 PM
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I'm all for people with dissenting opinions on The Things We Hold Dear, like Pixar, BUT this rant was barely blogworthy. WTF, Alternet? Quality control?
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Posted by: NothingnessRocks on Jun 3, 2009 6:34 PM
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Pixar. They make cheesey, didactic, ovverrated movies. Their view counts are high because their audiences are the same heroes who took home equity loans in order to buy a do-it-yourself reaming kit.. like.. you ever see that South Park episode where Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones? Yea, you saw that, and you liked it. Well, Pixar's like that, only they rape the originals instead of the sequels.
The same people who like Pixar movies are always the first to cannibalize each other when they're stranded with a cliche on an island.
I'm cynical and bitter? Maybe it's from having to carry around all the money I saved by not subsidizing hacks.
Go home Yanqui!
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Posted by: scajomar on Jun 3, 2009 6:47 PM
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Posted by: sureshot45 on Jun 3, 2009 7:21 PM
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thank you. here i was..thinking that i knew what i wanted out of a movie. you know what i want/need..which is impure cinema. got it.
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Posted by: uncertain on Jun 3, 2009 7:31 PM
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We're all about diversity and tolerance here at AlterNet, because we're all very Progressive, liberal, and open-minded.
This is bordering on pure hate-speech. You should be ashamed.
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Posted by: wolvedrive on Jun 3, 2009 9:52 PM
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Posted by: wolvedrive on Jun 3, 2009 10:13 PM
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Posted by: ZPaul on Jun 4, 2009 1:41 AM
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I hereby sentence you to: Writing the lyrics of "When you wish upon a star" 100 times on the blackboard. :)
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Posted by: markec925 on Jun 4, 2009 11:05 AM
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Posted by: MFox1948 on Jun 5, 2009 10:48 AM
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Upset about the 'quick' setup as to why the Ed Asner character is the way he is forgives the complaints you would have dished out if the movie took Tooooooooooo Looooooooong to explain the plot. My wife and I (57 and 61) loved it, our son and daughter-in-law (in their 30s) loved, and our grand-daughters (nearly three now) loved it.
That's what it is all about. Entertainment and in this case without sex or overdone violence.
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Posted by: PeaceLove on Jun 6, 2009 4:51 PM
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What an ugly, ugly rant.
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Posted by: satorArepo on Jun 11, 2009 10:02 AM
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Myself, I despise Pixar more than I can say. That they traffic in mawkish and maudlin is the least of their sins. I'd rate their ever-reliable penchant for plagiarism to be their worst.
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Posted by: AbundAnce on Jun 11, 2009 1:21 PM
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Ms. Jones, as you have most probably read in the many, many comments, only about 10% or less of the readers agreed with what you had to say. Those that didn't seem to be jaded by cartoons or cinema in general and had not seen the movie, so what they had to say was not very interesting.
In no particular order, here are some crucial things you should consider before going on a rant such as this again: if you know you're not going to like a movie before you even sit down, please do not write a review on it; the 3D was some of the best I'd ever seen and I personally think Pixar should be applauded for making a movie around a plot, not around a cinematic gimmick, it was a mere enhancement; if you don't agree with what other reviewers have to say than attack the reviewers, not the subject they are reviewing; if you're going to review a movie then do so, if you're going to review Pixar as a company, then please, include all of the work they have done, not just the 2 most recent films; and just because you didn't like a movie, doesn't mean you need to put it down in a way that makes someone who did enjoy it feel stupid for doing so.
I also wanted to address the Chaplin tanget you went on. Lady, if you have ever seen a Chaplin or Keaton film then you will recognize that that is exactly what they were striving for with Wall-e, and I think they hit upon it as well as anybody could with an animated robot. If you have a character that can't speak, then you're going to try and recreate what made the silent film era actors so great. Quit being so quick to judge and try to appreciate what you're actually viewing for a change.
Lastly, I wanted to say that I am a young professional, with no intention of ever having children, and both my boyfriend (33) and myself (29), really enjoyed this movie. There is enough "real" going on in the world for us to take 2 hours to indulge in something fantastic and carefree every once in awhile.
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Posted by: talkville on Jun 13, 2009 3:19 PM
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However, it must be said. Pixar is one, only one, of the numberless and uncountable firms engaged in providing entertainments for the masses, the public, the consumers... . And they do well, very well. For it costs, there's a price for this, and it is not only money.
What actually occurs when 'experiencing' or 'watching' or going to any particular movie like the one in this article? Being meant for enjoyment and pleasure, the viewer becomes 'absorbed', 'engaged', 'lost' and 'enthralled' or 'entertained' in the watching. There are legal words that can describe an experience such as this: Incorporation, for instance. Or there are moral words such as 'rapture'. Or there are New Age, scientistic words like 'metempsychosis'. What happens to the viewer? He or she is not there, they are in there! Lost in the body of the spectacle....
This is not meant in a 'negative' way. There are a host of experiences like this that are valuable and fulfilling and serve to give meaning and depth to living. Not all of them however. In times like these, it's worth thinking about.
What is has been happening in real life over the last 40 years or so has been the reduction and the suppression of the actual individual citizen (Tom, Amber, Lakeesha, Sally, Ray...) in favor of an elevation of primacy to the Fictive, Artificial Individual (Pixar, IBM, GE, Blackwater, MGM....). It is they, these 'brands' that are the Actors, the Movers, the Shakers, and the basis of our social, economic and political order. We individuals, Tom, Amber, Lakeesha, Sally, Ray, are becoming utterly and completely fungible -- especially before the Law.
Enjoy any films you like, this is the least we can get in times like these. But take a few and think about it! There's more than a ticket-price at stake.
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