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Lou Dobbs Seriously Considering Running for President

By Ginna Green, Shakesville
Posted on November 16, 2007, Printed on February 13, 2012
http://www.alternet.org/story/68111/lou_dobbs_seriously_considering_running_for_president

This post, written by Melissa McEwan, originally appeared on Shakesville

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So let me see if I have this straight: CNN anchor and professional xenophobic fucknut Lou Dobbs is considering a run for president, but only if billionaire Demorepublindependent Michael Bloomberg first enters the race as a third-party candidate, alongside the Dem and GOP nominees, because then and only then will Dobbs be able to fill the coveted "fourth-party candidate" slot, from which position he would then launch an offensive against all three other candidates as being "completely out of touch."

That's the craziest shit I've ever heard.

Okay, it's not the craziest shit I've ever heard, but it's the craziest shit I've heard in the last couple of hours, and that includes a half hour of Cops when I was too lazy to find something decent to watch before Ninja Warrior came on.

So, ya know, pretty crazy.

Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.

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