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WTF? Today Is National Cleavage Day?
By Melissa McEwan, Shakesville
Posted on April 3, 2009, Printed on May 27, 2012
http://www.alternet.org/story/134945/wtf_today_is_national_cleavage_day
Shaker Caitiecat emails to let me know that today is National Cleavage Day:
I shit you not.
A quote from the sponsor's spokesperson (Wonderbra's Samantha Peterson): "It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men," she said.
Male gaze ruled crucial! Film at eleven!
Sigh. As per usual, the only cleavage of which you are likely to get a glimpse around here is that left by the vicious streak of cunty bombast which cleaves twain my otherwise flawless ladylike diffidence.
Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.
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View this story online at: http://www.alternet.org/story/134945/
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