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		<title>Will Durst: What Mel Gibson, the Tea Partiers, Tony Hayward, and Newt Gingrich Should Have Gotten for XMas</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/149327/what_mel_gibson%2C_the_tea_partiers%2C_tony_hayward%2C_and_newt_gingrich_should_have_gotten_for_xmas/</link>
		<description>May our political leaders and stars get what they have coming to them in 2011.</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 13:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: The 10 Funniest, Strangest Stories of the Year</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/149162/the_10_funniest%2C_strangest_stories_of_the_year/</link>
		<description>Here are the stories from 2010 that most lent themselves to joshing and kidding and ribbing.</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: 10 Gift Ideas for the Soulless Wall St. Fat Cat in Your Life</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/149079/10_gift_ideas_for_the_soulless_wall_st._fat_cat_in_your_life/</link>
		<description>Wall Street is shoveling out record bonuses. Again. What to get the person who can buy anything?</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 12:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Tea Party War Cry: I&#039;m Mad and I Don&#039;t Want to Hear Your &#039;Facts&#039;</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/148225/tea_party_war_cry%3A_i%27m_mad_and_i_don%27t_want_to_hear_your_%27facts%27/</link>
		<description>The Tea Party is REAL MAD. They&#039;re not sure why, but they&#039;d like for the obscenely wealthy to get more tax breaks. </description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Labor Day: When &amp;quot;Work Ethic&amp;quot; Is Not a Dirty Word</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/148089/labor_day%3A_when_%26quot%3Bwork_ethic%26quot%3B_is_not_a_dirty_word/</link>
		<description>It&#039;s important to have this 24- hour period to honor ordinary Americans. Real folks who don&#039;t think &amp;quot;work ethic&amp;quot; is a dirty word.</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: The Takeaway from 91,000 Leaked Secret Documents on Afghanistan: It&#039;s Bad. Very Bad. Time to Go</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/147715/the_takeaway_from_91%2C000_leaked_secret_documents_on_afghanistan%3A_it%27s_bad._very_bad._time_to_go/</link>
		<description>As unexpected as a checkered tablecloth in a pizzeria, the administration is playing down any revelations about Afghanistan, but we can draw our own conclusions.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Anyone Noticed That We&#039;re Turning into a Nation of Blood-Sucking Vampires?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/147338/anyone_noticed_that_we%27re_turning_into_a_nation_of_blood-sucking_vampires/</link>
		<description>Taking a breather from our Gulf Coast miasma in order to focus on an even ghastlier blight of cultural crude washing up on American shores.</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 00:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: We Don&#039;t Need a Cowboy for President</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/147186/we_don%27t_need_a_cowboy_for_president/</link>
		<description>Right now we need that calm and collected smartypants whose idea of wild and crazy is working till his deodorant nearly expires.</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 10:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: BP Has Failed at Everything Except for Lying</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/147043/bp_has_failed_at_everything_except_for_lying/</link>
		<description>BP is not concerned with plugging or cleaning or stopping or fixing or reimbursing. They&#039;re concerned with lying to evade responsibility.</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 09:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: It&#039;s Hard to Mock Obama -- So a Humorist Pines for the Hilarity of the Bush Years</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/146295/it%27s_hard_to_mock_obama_--_so_a_humorist_pines_for_the_hilarity_of_the_bush_years/</link>
		<description>For political comics, George W. Bush was the equivalent of the political comedy Full Employment Act -- for eight wonderful years. </description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 00:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/144895/top_10_comedic_news_stories_of_2009/</link>
		<description>There were some big Republican sex scandals this year; the GOP breathed a sigh of relief that at least Sanford and Ensign were caught with women. </description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Will Dur$t&#039;s Xma$ Gift Wi$h Li$t</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/144790/will_dur%24t%27s_xma%24_gift_wi%24h_li%24t/</link>
		<description>These are the presents that folks may not receive wrapped up with bows but certainly deserve: for Joe Lieberman, a diamond-studded collar to befit his position as GOP lap dog.</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Labor Day: A Holiday for Us</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/142462/labor_day%3A_a_holiday_for_us/</link>
		<description>Labor day is a tribute not to fancy movie stars or stodgy founding fathers or rich and bloated athletes, but us.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: The Primary Is Finally Over: Now What?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/87656/the_primary_is_finally_over%3A_now_what/</link>
		<description>The Democrats are fond of calling themselves the party of the big tent. Let&#039;s hope the tent doesn&#039;t end up housing a circus. </description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: McCain Hustles for Bush&#039;s Wealthy Friends </title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/87041/mccain_hustles_for_bush%27s_wealthy_friends_/</link>
		<description>McCain does his best to avoid being labeled &amp;quot;McBush&amp;quot; while dipping into the pockets of W.&#039;s supporters. </description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Obama Gets NARAL&#039;s Stamp of Approval</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/85645/obama_gets_naral%27s_stamp_of_approval/</link>
		<description>The day after Obama got trounced in West Virginia, he pulled off a major-league liberal endorsement. </description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 16:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: It&#039;s Over for Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/84980/it%27s_over_for_clinton/</link>
		<description>In politics, anything can happen. Except for what needs to happen for Clinton to secure the nomination. </description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Welcome to the Nomination Race That Will Not Die</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/83547/welcome_to_the_nomination_race_that_will_not_die/</link>
		<description>Thanks to Pennsylvania, the Democratic primary circus continues. Meanwhile, McCain is free to roam the country frightening children. </description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: President Whatshisname</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/82490/president_whatshisname/</link>
		<description>Whatever happened to the Decider?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Stop Treating the Candidates Like Newborn Puppies</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/81376/stop_treating_the_candidates_like_newborn_puppies/</link>
		<description>In the Democratic Party everyone ends up feeling like a winner. Until the general election that is. </description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: The Do&#039;s and Don&#039;ts of Candidate Press Coverage</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/80272/the_do%27s_and_don%27ts_of_candidate_press_coverage/</link>
		<description>Here&#039;s a handy guide for the media as they navigate the treacherous minefield of our historic 2008 election. </description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: 50 Suggestions for John McCain&#039;s VP </title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/79950/50_suggestions_for_john_mccain%27s_vp_/</link>
		<description>A John McCain/Snoop Dog ticket? That I can get behind. </description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: 32 Short Thoughts About Ralph Nader</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/78500/32_short_thoughts_about_ralph_nader/</link>
		<description>Ralph Nader thinks that if America is to become better, it must first become worse. It&#039;s already worse! </description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Will the Democratic Candidates Please Shut Up?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/78278/will_the_democratic_candidates_please_shut_up/</link>
		<description>Clinton and Obama agree on almost every policy issue. That&#039;s not a debate -- it&#039;s a swimsuit competition with pants. </description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Will Durst: Is Huckabee Waiting for God to Smite John McCain?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/77739/is_huckabee_waiting_for_god_to_smite_john_mccain/</link>
		<description>The GOP is down to a man who believes humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together and another who can refute that -- since he was there. </description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:00:01 PST</pubDate>
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