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		<title>Mad Dog: How Now Mad Cow?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/17499/how_now_mad_cow/</link>
		<description>Questions about mad cow disease?  The answers you seek are right here.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: This Is Your Life, Take Two</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/15767/this_is_your_life%2C_take_two/</link>
		<description>Everyone reinvents themselves, from Madonna to President Bush and Hollywood superstars.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2003 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Hey Baby, Want to Give Me the Heimlich Maneuver?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/15369/hey_baby%2C_want_to_give_me_the_heimlich_maneuver/</link>
		<description>Meeting women should be as easy as learning to sing, changing your name, or pretending to choke in a crowded restaurant.</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2003 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Reverse Chic is Better Than No Chic At All</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/15282/reverse_chic_is_better_than_no_chic_at_all/</link>
		<description>Thanks to the economy, cheaper is better, and people are proud of how cheap they can live.</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2003 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: That Diamond Just Might Be Your Best Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/14063/that_diamond_just_might_be_your_best_friend/</link>
		<description>People are so useless after they die.  We aspire to so much during life, why not do that after life.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Slip Slidin&#039; Away on the Battlefield</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/14017/slip_slidin%27_away_on_the_battlefield/</link>
		<description>How does the military spend its money? By developing a new antitraction gel that&#039;s so slippery it&#039;s impossible to drive or walk on it. Should make for some hilarious CNN footage.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: We&#039;re All Turkmenbashi On This Bus</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13867/we%27re_all_turkmenbashi_on_this_bus/</link>
		<description>Next year Russian TV stations must stop inserting subliminal messages into their programming, which could change life in the country. Like plummeting vodka sales.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Mommy, Why Do I Have to Go to School?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13812/mommy%2C_why_do_i_have_to_go_to_school/</link>
		<description>Before they can figure out what they want to be when they grow up, it&#039;s probably a good idea to check off some of the things they don&#039;t want to be: priests, accountants and CEOs.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Helping the Food Pyramid Lose Weight</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13727/helping_the_food_pyramid_lose_weight/</link>
		<description>The USDA&#039;s 10-year-old food pyrmaid is changing to fit the most modern American diet, which lately includes a steady stream of Krispy Kremes, Slim Jims and soy lattes.</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: How I Survived Judgment Day and Lived to Tell About It</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13703/how_i_survived_judgment_day_and_lived_to_tell_about_it/</link>
		<description>Sure you can watch Judge Judy from an armchair, but there&#039;s more fun wondering what&#039;s underneath a judge&#039;s robe and getting $1.50 a day for gas mileage that&#039;s worth jury duty.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Your Ad Could Be Here</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13643/your_ad_could_be_here/</link>
		<description>More and more the general public&#039;s being inundated with ads at work, on Web sites, at the movies and geez, even on the beach. Where and when will it end?</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It&#039;s Off on a Long Ride to Work We Go</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13576/hi_ho%2C_hi_ho%2C_it%27s_off_on_a_long_ride_to_work_we_go/</link>
		<description>The average American spends 51 minutes a day commuting to work. That&#039;s 221 hours a year or 9.2 days to talk on our cell phones, listen to NPR and remove things from our noses.</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13440/allergies_are_nothing_to_sneeze_at/</link>
		<description>Unlike allergy sufferers, people in horror movies deserve what they get.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Y Johnny kant spel gud</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13405/y_johnny_kant_spel_gud/</link>
		<description>The 75th annual National Spelling Bee was held recently and 13-year-old Pratyush Buddiga of Colorado Springs, CO won it by spelling his name correctly. Just kidding. </description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Branding, It&amp;amp;#146;s Not Just for Cattle Anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13345/branding%2C_it%26amp%3B%23146%3Bs_not_just_for_cattle_anymore/</link>
		<description>Branding, for those who slept through Business Buzz Words 101, is the idea that if you have a name -- and who doesn&amp;amp;#146;t? -- it&amp;amp;#146;s important to make sure everyone knows it.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Driving Miss Dzesika</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13293/driving_miss_dzesika/</link>
		<description>Soon there will be a lot more women tearing up the highways in Lithuania. That is, of course, assuming the highways aren&amp;amp;#146;t too torn up to drive on. </description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: MAD DOG: Gardening in the 21st century -- Hold the Veggies</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13205/mad_dog%3A_gardening_in_the_21st_century_--_hold_the_veggies/</link>
		<description>NASA, the same wonderful people who brought us Tang and pens that write upside down, is sponsoring new research that will enable us to turn fish filets into whole fish. Weird.</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: You Want a Piece of Me?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/13070/you_want_a_piece_of_me/</link>
		<description>DNA is poised to be the baseball trading cards of the 21st century. Everyone wants to collect it.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Sex and the Single Panda</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12984/sex_and_the_single_panda/</link>
		<description>It&amp;amp;#146;s spring, so our thoughts naturally turn to sex.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: The Museum of Stripping Cowboy Vampires</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12942/the_museum_of_stripping_cowboy_vampires/</link>
		<description>A benefit show was recently held in Los Angeles to help raise money for the Exotic World Burlesque Museum in Helendale, CA.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: And You Think You&amp;amp;#146;re Losing It?</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12816/and_you_think_you%26amp%3B%23146%3Bre_losing_it/</link>
		<description>A French pharmaceutical company, trying to prove once again that the French do everything better, managed to lose 85 million doses of smallpox vaccine.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2002 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Hey, I Own Those Words</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12759/hey%2C_i_own_those_words/</link>
		<description>The Todd M. Beamer Foundation has applied for a trademark on the phrase &amp;quot;Let&#039;s roll.&amp;quot; What&#039;s next? George Bush trying to outlaw anyone else from using his name?</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2002 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: Sell Your Body, One Part at a Time</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12649/sell_your_body%2C_one_part_at_a_time/</link>
		<description>Considering that you can get thousands of bucks for a healthy organ, our bodies are worth about $220,000 each. So why not sell off a kidney or lung -- after all, you&#039;ve got another!</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: MAD DOG: Waking Up to the Truth About Sleep</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12607/mad_dog%3A_waking_up_to_the_truth_about_sleep/</link>
		<description>The truth is, sleep deprivation isn&#039;t the real problem. What we should be concerned about is that, thanks to sleep, we&#039;re life deprived.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2002 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Mad Dog: &#039;N Sync in Space</title>
		<link>http://www.alternet.org/story/12559/%27n_sync_in_space/</link>
		<description>Lance Bass, a singer for boy band &#039;N Sync, was preparing to hand over $22 million to visit space station Mir. Then Mir fall down, go boom. What&#039;s a Sync to do?</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2002 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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