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Smartening Sonatas or Silly Symphonies?
http://www.alternet.org/story/882/

"After the 'Mozart Effect' was discovered, pregnant mothers started putting speakers against their stomachs in the hopes that their unborn children would grow smart at the same time they were growing fingers. Not wanting to be left out, fathers have started strapping headphones to their testicles with a similar prayer: the boosting of their sperm's IQ."
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