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What Do Evangelicals Listen to on Their iPods?

By Alexander Zaitchik, AlterNet. Posted April 22, 2008.


Daniel Radosh takes readers on a trip to the parallel universe of Christian pop culture -- be prepared for a very weird, tame ride.
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Reviewed: Rapture Ready! Adventures in the Parallel Universe of Christian Popular Culture by Daniel Radosh (Scribner, 2008).

The president of the United States may be a mental midget, but we are all a little smarter because of him. The Bush years have been graduate school for Americans on a host of previously arcane subjects. Before the Supreme Court settled the 2000 election, few nonspecialists knew anything about sectarian splits within Islam or could locate the cities of Kandahar and Basra on a map. On the domestic front, the Bush years have seen painful learning curves on everything from Florida voting law to the ABCs of military subcontracting, to the federal courts' role in safeguarding our constitutional rights.

And of course the Bush era has been a crash course for those of us who knew little to nothing about the tens of millions of evangelical Christians in our midst. This awareness peaked dramatically after the much-hyped role of "values voters" in Bush's improbable 2004 re-election. For secular and moderate religious Americans alike, questions about the GOP "base" gained new urgency: Who are these people? What do they want? How scared should we be?

There was no shortage of volunteers ready to address these questions. More like a stampede. Often placing an unfair emphasis on the fundamentalist end of the evangelical spectrum, publishers have cranked out dozens of dire and earnest books about the threat posed by these American Fascists (Chris Hedges) and The Rise of Christian Nationalism (Michelle Goldberg). There have been major television events (PBS's The Jesus Factor; HBO's Friends Of God) and too many magazine features and public radio segments to count. Then there was Jesus Camp, which lit up the art-house circuit and probably would have won the 2007 Academy Award for Best Documentary if not for An Inconvenient Truth.

The books about evangelicals and politics, meanwhile, keep coming like Old Testament locusts, from every direction and with no end in sight.

I, for one, am sick of it all. Call it Fundie Fatigue or Baptist Burnout -- I just don't want to read or think about evangelicals for a while. Especially now, with Mike Huckabee relegated to sulking on the creationist lecture circuit, the evangelical moment feels, if not passed, at least ripe for an extended pause. A breather in this "national conversation" is warranted and deserved. America -- red, purple and blue -- has earned it.

Depending on how chronic is your own Fundie Fatigue, you may or may not want to make room on your summer reading list for Daniel Radosh's just-released Rapture Ready! Adventures in the Parallel Universe of Christian Pop Culture. While in one sense the book is just-another-book-about-evangelicals-for-secular-liberals, it distinguishes itself from the pack by not caring how evangelicals vote or why. His subject is how they relax-where they vacation, what they read, and what's on their iPods.

The sum total of all this divine downtime is more than the marginal and amateur market you might imagine. Christian pop culture is now a $7 billion industry that includes a vast, growing, and diverse publishing sector; Christian comedy circuits and sex advice seminars; creationist theme parks that compete in the shadow of Disneyland; a thriving music and recording industry; and enough Jesus-branded T-shirts and trinkets to keep all the prison-factories in Godless China busy until the Rapture. (These trinkets, Radosh reports, are referred to affectionately if quietly in the industry as "Jesus Junk.")

Rapture Ready! isn't the first book on Christian popular culture, but it is the breeziest. Radosh, a veteran magazine journalist and a former editor at Spy, is a good comic writer and thus a refreshing guide to a world where most people believe homosexuals burn in an eternal hell of unforgiving flames. One of the problems with the Michelle Goldberg-types who navigate this parallel world is their heavy touch and perma-furrowed brow. Murdered abortion doctors and organized attempts to fulfill prophecy through U.S. foreign policy are not things to take lightly, but there's also no getting around the fact that much about evangelical culture is, among other things, very funny. At least it is to the kind of people these books are written for and marketed to. Christian culture is as funny to seculars as secular culture is horrifying to Christians. No one writing on this stuff should pretend it isn't.

Often the humor is mixed with pathos. As Radosh demonstrates in a chapter on the Christian publishing industry, evangelical culture constantly strives to create G-rated oases in an increasingly X-rated dominant culture. Consider this list of diction do's and don'ts prepared by Steeple Hill, the Christian division of Harlequin, America's leading publisher of romance fiction. The list taboo words include "Gosh," "Golly," "Gee," "Dang" and "Heck." Also blacklisted is mention of "undergarments of any kind." The word "poop" is excused in Christian mommy-lit, but only as a literal noun; the expression "Oh, poop" is verboten.


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Necessities
Posted by: talkville on Apr 22, 2008 3:26 AM   
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Utter fatigue or not, it is highly important to retain attention to this phenomenon, rising since the '70s, and its on-going project of constructing an 'Analog' popular culture to the 'secular' one. By now, lines between these two spheres are already blurring -- it's evident in television programming, movie producing, music, art, and all aspects of what would be considered cultural activities. This is no small or insignificant alteration in our social and cultural milieu. As with anything, there are positive and negative effects to all this and they cannot be separated from on-going developments in the fields of law, of economics and of politics.

I see no reason to be too dismissive of this trend; it is worrisome, especially for a constitutional, pluralistic country such as this one. It has its humorous side no doubt; let that not detract from serious attention to developments as they go forward.

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excuse me?
Posted by: aislinnluv on Apr 22, 2008 4:24 AM   
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i'm a little confused. a christian sex site allows women to make a biblical case for the use of strap-on dildos??? i am struggling to figure out how this device finds its use in the traditional, christian-approved relationship. am i ignorant or is this usually something used in same-sex sexual encounters?

on another note, in my work as a petsitter, i find that a number of my clients feel it necessary to leave their radios on in their absence, set to the local christian pop music station, for the edification of their cats. do they know something i don't? (i always thought christians equated cats with the devil... maybe that's the key?)

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» It's called "pegging", babe Posted by: hurricane hugo
» RE: excuse me? Posted by: babs
» RE: excuse me? Posted by: e rice
» Evangelicals peg???? Posted by: JLPearson
» I have no idea, Posted by: hurricane hugo
» RE: Evangelical mores Posted by: Jasonix
Author Failed to Mention Christian Swingers!
Posted by: terradea42 on Apr 22, 2008 4:43 AM   
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As a teacher of a class for new or potential swingers in Chicago, I was fascinated to learn of a Christian website for Swingers in Christ. The website, www.libchrist.com, is a refreshing comment on Christianity today. Contrary to my personal beliefs, this site shows that not all Christians are dull bulbs!

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» Crazy H Posted by: Philip Newton
» RE: Crazy H Posted by: Crazy H
» RE: No cheryy-picking for Jesus Posted by: Philip Newton
» RE: Crazy H Posted by: Philip Newton
» RE: Crazy H Posted by: Crazy H
» RE: Crazy H Posted by: Philip Newton
» now there's a key party Posted by: hurricane hugo
down with fundies
Posted by: grmartin on Apr 22, 2008 5:02 AM   
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Nice analysis of the fun side can't outweigh the evil behind this religious weirdness. TV evangelists that con poor people out of their money and common sense, US presidents that wage war with God on their side, the power base behind diasters like the war on drugs, etc. Fundamentalists of all stripes are a costly calamity in our increasingly diverse and interconnected world.

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It's so American
Posted by: Urstrly on Apr 22, 2008 5:11 AM   
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The one place I agree with some evangelicals is that we live in a trashy, materialistic, life-denying consumer culture. But, as the author shows, even evangelicals can be co-opted by that culture. Thus, we get "Christian" rock and Jesus junk.

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» Yep Posted by: Philip Newton
Nice juxtaposition w/ad for Bob Avakian's "Away With All Gods"
Posted by: war_on_tara on Apr 22, 2008 6:13 AM   
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It's true that fundy Christians are rarely (intentionally) funny, but professional atheists are never funny. And Bob Avakian makes Kim Jong Il look like Lewis Black.

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» Evelyn Waugh Posted by: pfeifer999
» RE: funny atheists Posted by: Mary Beth
They aren't going away
Posted by: PerryBrass on Apr 22, 2008 6:18 AM   
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In my new book Carnal Sacraments, A Historical Novel of the Future I posit that Christian fundamentalism is one of the factors turning America into a Third World Country of the future. We now have a 30% drop out factor in our high schools; kids are home schooled in idiocy, simply so that they can affirm their God-given right not to be descended from monkeys--and as in most cases of America's infatuation with "choice," the choice in our culture right now swings graciously between Heavy Metal garbage and Christian fundamentalist calcified stupidity. It's very sad, but all part of the same ball of wax: a complete, passive corporatization of the country. No matter who wins the next election, no matter what the press says about the Christian Right, or its right to be seen, heard, and suppress others, it ain't going away.
Perry Brass, author of Carnal Sacraments.

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» RE: They aren't going away Posted by: tedgresham
» worse... Posted by: aislinnluv
» get your hands off my Pope Posted by: pfeifer999
D'uh?
Posted by: sausage on Apr 22, 2008 7:33 AM   
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Wow! What a f*cking revelation! Christian fundamentalists have their own parallel pop culture!

Jeeze, where's book author Daniel Radosh and Alternet essayist Alexander Zaitchik been for the last thirty years?

Who hasn't heard about "Christian" pop singer and homewreckin' hussy Amy Grant? Who doesnt' know that Sixties pop singers Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis have parlayed their 5th Dimension fame and smooth pop stylings into a ministry for Jesus?

Ya ever see a kid all in black, looking like a Goth, but when ya get close there're crosses and "Jesus" printed all over his/her T-shirt?

Jeeze, just go to your nearest Christian bookstore. There should be one in a strip mall in your favorite suburb.

Don't buy this book.

But if ya do, you , and the Christian-comsumers who're the subject of this book, are proving P.T. Barnum right!

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» RE: D'uh? Posted by: Dboy
Grade C+
Posted by: Philip Newton on Apr 22, 2008 7:34 AM   
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Some errors/distortions:

1 Radosh equates Evangelicals with Fundamentalists. Most Evangelicals do not consider themselves Fundamentalists.

2 The Rapture, as referenced here, is not something in which which most Evangelicals believe.

While Radosh should be comended for pointing out the progressive trend in evangelical churches, he furthers the distorted view of Evangelicals as Fundamentalists.

For instance, about 1/3 of Evangelicals are pro-choice. This has been the case for over a decade. Evangelicals are also leaders in social justice movements, AIDS awareness and Africa relief.

This article isn't exactly a step backwards, but it does perpetuate some inaccurate stereotypes. No progressive disputes the reactionary facets of fundamentalism. However it is important to make distinctions where distinctions are called for.

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» RE: Grade C+ Posted by: primalscream
» RE: OK, you want my answer to you? Posted by: Philip Newton
» Excellent analysis Posted by: Philip Newton
God's podcast
Posted by: TheDreamer on Apr 22, 2008 8:04 AM   
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I always figured fundies listened to God's daily podcast :-) I am a Christian and I listen to Dance music, classic rock, filk, blues, jazz and classical on my MP43 player...mea culpa, I have sinned.

Most right wing Christians condier me a godless perverted commie pink who's soft on liberals and homosexuality. I also don't buy that every word and punctuation mark in the Bible came from God...like the world IS 6000 years old...right.

I have suffered from Bible banger burnout for decades, always being told how fatally misled I am in all areas of thought, world and deed.

I have been fortunate enough to meet a handful of what I have seen from their lives to be true Christians, they con't boast about being saved, are kind, gentle and generous. Their faith is between them and God alone.

I have talked to Christians who no longer attend church saying that the churches have been corrupted with dogma and insance politics. The real Christians I have met life their lived by Christ's teachings, and are just as concerned about the destruction of the planet by greed, war, etc. It's God's planet not the Rothschild's, they are also very concerned about the rich powerful elite that rnu everytning, one saying she believes that our leaders both in gumnint and bjusiness are demon possessed. They know where the true evil lies, and don't get an arguement from me there.

God help us all!

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» RE: God's podcast Posted by: TheDreamer
Head them off at the pass!
Posted by: stellabloo on Apr 22, 2008 8:16 AM   
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Don't get me wrong, I have good friends who are religious. But one thing that sets these people apart is their burning zeal to convert the rest of us unwashed heathens.
In the name of world peace, there is a better way to deflect well-intentioned comments besides launching into your own devoutly pagan or rabidly feminist beliefs.
With neighbours and work collegues, I confess to being a lapsed Catholic. If pressed, I admit to attending AA meetings. End of discussion.
For the door-to-door variety of zealot, I suggest responding to the inevitable conversational opener of Oh The Terrible Times with an immediate rejoinder along the lines of increased standards of living, the abolishment of slavery and child hangings (in most countries anyway), and modern medical advancements.
Then relax and enjoy the ensuing confusion. There is nothing in the Bible (thumb away as they might) to suggest that the prophets of old had indoor plumbing or that such an invention is surely a sign of the Coming of the Beast. A hasty retreat will generally follow.
Or you might even make a new friend ;)

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» RE: Head them off at the pass! Posted by: leoforward
Dear Alternet Editorial Staff,
Posted by: Illiteratilumen on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 AM   
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Why does the left hate America? Alright maybe they don't but let me illustrate one reason why so many people view leftists that way. This site publishes many articles that display Christians in a negative way. Most Americans are self-identified Christians. Its an easy enough leap to say that you are, by extension, portraying most Americans in a negative way.

Here is the real kicker for me personally. I have not seen a single article that focuses on another religion, specifically Islam and its fundamentalist practicioners and the implications that has for things like, I dunno, world peace and such. Its like Islam is a sacred cow to the left or there are some unwritten tenants of multiculturalism which prevent you from having an honest discussion about how messed-up that religion is. The closest you have come to this type of conversation are your atheist-themed articles but they don't attack it with the same zeal as you go after Christianity. Hell I'd even like to see an article going after Hindu fundamentalists or Jewish fundamentalists or the crazy beliefs of those oddly attractive Wiccan chicks but they aren't the ones teaching their 13 year-olds how to blow themselves up now are they? Get a little balance here please.

For the record I am an atheist and think all these religious people are crazy. I just think it would be intellectually honest to pick on some other religions besides Christianity.

Thanks!

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» RE: Dear Alternet Editorial Staff, Posted by: TheNamelessCity
» RE: Dear Alternet Editorial Staff, Posted by: Illiteratilumen
» RE: Dear Alternet Editorial Staff, Posted by: Illiteratilumen
» RE: Dear Alternet Editorial Staff, Posted by: Illiteratilumen
Please Let's keep it Separate
Posted by: BCcovers on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 AM   
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As a non-practicing Catholic from the Northeast I always loath when people lump all Christians with these nut-jobs. We have to realize that these fundamentalists are entirely separate from the other sects of Christianity who all generally regard them as nutty idiots or recovering drug addicts/alcholics. Hey replace your drugs and booze with an addiction to Christian fundie products!

This stuff is ridiculous, but let's not forget the divisions within Christianity and not give everyone in this country who believes in Jesus a bad name just because of these fools. It would always be better to use Fundamentalist and not the blanket term of Christians when talking about such issues. Just as the differentation between Islam and radical Islam should also be made, it is important not to condem a whole religon due to the stupidity of others.

I do kind of expect some Catholic bashing unfortunately for my admission above. Just bear in mind such bashing is merely vestiges of KKK prosecution and WASP exclusion that plagued Catholics throughout their time in the country. Let's move past that folks.

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» We don't Posted by: Crazy H
» We DO Posted by: pfeifer999
» RE: We DO Posted by: emmas
» RE: We DO Posted by: Crazy H
» I'm not in the KKK either Posted by: pfeifer999
» RE: Catholics Posted by: Dboy
I flog these Ambrose Bierce quotes yet again, because he said it best for all time
Posted by: Ignatz deFyre on Apr 22, 2008 10:06 AM   
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"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Christian, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbors."

"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."
(Ambrose Gwinett Bierce / 1842-1914 / The Devil's Dictionary)

Runners up:

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
(Lenny Bruce, American satirist / 1925-1966)

"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the skies."
(German Proverb)

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It's been noted before
Posted by: Ignatz deFyre on Apr 22, 2008 10:09 AM   
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re: "Before the Supreme Court settled the 2000 election, few nonspecialists knew anything about sectarian splits within Islam or could locate the cities of Kandahar and Basra on a map."

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
(Ambrose Gwinett Bierce / 1842-1914)

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Funny?
Posted by: willymack on Apr 22, 2008 11:28 AM   
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The evangelical looney toons funny? Yeah, they're funny, like a dose of the clap.

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I wonder...
Posted by: Badger1492 on Apr 22, 2008 12:09 PM   
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...what "Jesus Junk" would Jesus buy?

For me, the biggest de-legitimizing factor of modern Christian Fundamentalism is that they have gotten so far away from even what it says in their precious Gospels (which we don't even know for sure are true or accurate). You gotta laugh at it all.

Badger

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» RE: I wonder... Posted by: babs
striper v. marilyn manson
Posted by: cherylsass123 on Apr 22, 2008 8:16 PM   
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I still remember that christian heavy metal band called striper, from back in the early-mid 1980's; which soon faded out into oblivion. the christians were trying to had to get back their " impressionable" teenagers, that they had come up with this. case in point, I remember this self-proclaimed " devil worshipper" into motley crue , whom was also into striper. he mentioned how they wore their jeans just as tight as any other, so called " satanic" rock star did; and so, were just as busy preaching the so called " devil's work" then came along, in the wake of striper, as well as mercyful fate, slayer, venom, king diamond, ozzy osbourne being the first with black sabbath; this androgeny better known as MARILYN MANSON! originally the child known as brian warner of christian fundamentalist parents in canton ohio, having been brainwashed by those fundy teachers at heritage christian academy; upon moving to south florida's broward county with his family; he later changed his name to marilyn[ for marilyn monroe] and manson[ for charlie manson. the idea was to " deeply frighten those so called " christian" parents whom he hated so much, starting with his own! in turn his rise to fame fueled those christian fundamentalists all over the place; as I can still remember the fracas he created down in orlando florida where I lived at the time] back in 1996 when some christian student organization at U central fla. had called all three christian TV stations warning them that the self proclaimed " ANTI-CHRIST SUPERSTAR" was fixing to do a show at the UCF knight's center. one had to laugh at this spectacle upon seeing all these christian idiot mothers there carrying their bible- signs and yes, " praying" that this parasite would simply go away! LOL! even channel 9 WFTV's own marla weech, a sinfully- attractive, dress size 4-6 "devout young christian anchorwoman" whom surely looked like she was no stranger to the bedroom herself; literally looked frightened as she posed, looking pretty for the TV cameras while warning " concerned parents" all over central florida's then still bible belt; about how " kittens were to be killed onstage" and how he was to" spit blood upon the cross" needless to say, 1-1/2 hours pre show , manson havinbg only sold 1,500 tickets out of that entire 3,500 small arena; THE SHOW SOLD OUT IN NO TIME thanks to all that TV coverage! no kittens were killed by the way, nor women defiled and raped, and the part about spitting[ fake] blood upon the crucifix? well that, perhaps, was part of the show. I never got to see that show, but years later after moving to connecticut, I saw him in new york city twice,both in 2000[ hammerstein ballroom] and in 2004[ roseland] now, it looks as if marilyn manson has grown up and died out, musically wise; but I am sure that he definitely helped the christians become more liberated; that and angered all those fundamentalist christian politicians and yes, one fundy JEW better known as connecticut's own" say it aint' so, JOE LIBERMAN! supposedly, M.M. now owns a youth art gallery for disenfranchised gothic youths in LA .

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Cult terrorists by any other title are still Christian fundies to me.
Posted by: Nightstallion on Apr 23, 2008 12:33 AM   
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I have no love for this topic. It pains me because I had twenty-five years of seminary school every summer and it shook the sand out of my eyes and ears. You folks ever read The Malleus Malificarum? That means hammer of witches in case you haven't. The Catholic Church does not deny that it had a militant arm of the church.

Over Seven Million men, women, children, and uncounted animals were sacrifised to the Inquisitors and their Inquisition. I submit it is about to start again only this time the elect will be American Protestants.

This time expect a few hundred million more! All in the name of the Prince of Peace. God save me from thy elect!

A Meek Inheritance

Redeem these broken children
Turn them in for sack beans
Round the cartwheel strap ons
It went to round three thirteen
The whore laughed and puckered
The boys cock shriveled in angst
Leave me she screamed and laughed
Piteous wail again leave me
His eyes tuned to lakes of fire
Watching her breast fat boil
Sighed on the Saturn day ride
Befouled with blood and feces
Heave too hard and blow a vessel
Cackling, Whore sank to sucking
Freeholds he said watching the flames
The only safety is in numbered lots
Let no one stay and any go
Landside laden with disease
Feed them to the sand dunes
Better yet to themselves in droves
Get thee hence Satan
Which is he? The one unbidden friend.
Let them starve is all say good bye
The last sad children of earth
Let the meek inherit
By the time man is done
Satan’s feces besmeared farting hole.
And who else would want it.

Thanks for reading

Nightstallion

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All Religions...
Posted by: edraven on Apr 23, 2008 11:39 AM   
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I gave up my imaginary playmate years ago.

Talking about what God wants of us is like asking what kind of chocolate Willy Wonka wants us to eat.

Ed Graham

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» RE: All Religions... Posted by: Philip Newton
What is Alternet's obssession with Christians?
Posted by: JesseBC on Apr 26, 2008 1:19 AM   
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And not just the usual How-Christians-Vote that's been a staple of the left since the 2000 emergence of the "values voter."

But Alternet treats us to How-Christians-Think, What-Christians-Wear, How-Christians-Raise-Their-Kids, and, now, What-Christians-Listen-to-on-Their-IPods.

If I wanted to know this much about Christians...I'd go to church!

It reminds me of the type of gay-bashers or anti-porn zealots who can't seem to think about anything but dirty sex.

Granted, this review was well-written, but even the reviewer spends the first few paragraphs explaining that HE doesn't care about this subject anymore either!

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Mentioning poop is verboten?
Posted by: Smackback on Apr 26, 2008 6:26 AM   
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But the KJV bible is FULL of references to "dung."

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