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Beyond '7th Heaven'

By Amol Anil Mhatre, The Revealer. Posted April 26, 2006.


As America's cheesiest Christian family prepares to retire from TV after ten long years, it seems that the public is God-ed out. Is this a good thing?

The Camden family of the WB Network's "7th Heaven" will finally reach their reward this spring. No, they don't die in a fiery car crash. The Christian-values family drama ends its 10-year run at the end of the 2006 regular television season. The death of a show about a minister and his seven kids is more than a loss to its fans. The cancellation, due to heavily declining ratings, seems to signal a new -- dare we say agnostic -- era on network television.

Overtly Christian dramas have all but vanished from the tube. Gone are the days of weekly worship in front of "Highway to Heaven" and "Touched by an Angel." The critically lauded "Joan of Arcadia" -- about a high-schooler who's practically stalked by God -- disappeared quietly at the end of 2005 season. Then earlier this season, "The Book of Daniel" -- about a pill-popping minister who has visions of a hip, young Jesus -- was canned after vehement protests from groups like the American Family Association.

This is not to say that the American thirst for TV religion has been sated. But instead of God, Jesus, and family, the shows that now take over the dial focus on a more vaguely-defined "supernatural." One of this season's break-out hits is "Medium," in which Patricia Arquette stars as a psychic who helps to solve crimes. "The Ghost Whisperer" on CBS also has a main character who communicates with "the beyond," without mentioning what "the beyond" is. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as a woman who communicates with errant ghosts, and helps them finish earthly business so they can cross over to the "other side." Where exactly these spirits are heading? We're not sure.

The list goes on. "Supernatural," on the WB is a rather bluntly titled tale of two brothers examining the strange disappearance of their mother. ABC's powerhouse "Lost" also features some murky spiritual journey themes.

So what gives? Where has the Bible gone? Perhaps after the last five years of the Christian Right pushing its agenda to the forefront of the American political landscape, the public has become a little God-ed out. The nightly news is full of stories on creationism, Ten Commandments monuments, and whether or not we are "one nation under God."

No matter how devout the average U.S. television viewer may be, there is a limit to the amount of proselytizing that they want from their flat-screen. When taking their nightly dose of the tube, perhaps they are looking for an escape from the fierce religious debates of reality. They want to laugh at below average singers having their egos destroyed by a British prig, ogle at large men who grunt and smash into each other over a ball, and watch gruesome mysteries unravel through dogged detective work and mysterious forces.

Devoted fans of lukewarm drama on "7th Heaven" can take solace, however, in the knowledge that the Camden family will never die. Instead, they'll live on in that glorious golden palace in the sky -- syndication.

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I like 7th Heaven
Posted by: fred_53_99 on Apr 26, 2006 4:56 AM   
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As so Called Christian shows go 7th Heaven was perhaps the best ant the one most rightwingers wouldn't watch. It was the only tv show to even mention th eburning of black churches . In fact that was the subject of the first program. Jesus Christ was even mentioned several times something other so called religous shows about God never do . The family was real and imperfect even if several of the family members were sorta "hot". I will miss the show.

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Ned Flanders and Hanna from "Everwood"
Posted by: Jasonix on Apr 26, 2006 5:43 AM   
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There are still evangelical Christians on TV, it's just that they're no longer contained in shows aimed expressly at Christian viewers. The Simpson's long-timer Ned Flanders is a fairly accurate portrayal of an evangelical Christian with pentecostal leanings, once you get passed the "hoo-diddily!" and other personal quirks. The character Hanna from "Everwood" is a very accurate and sympathetic portrayal of a moderately-evangelical teen (her spirituality hasn't been satisfactorily explored by the series yet, but it's obvious that she's an abstinence-pledger). These characters suggest that we've reached a point where we can acknowledge the presence of spiritually-minded people within shows that have a broader scope, rather than limiting them to shows that are just for Christians. That's a good thing, to me. It acknowledges the genuine character of American life, and allows us to see dramas that take into account people's spiritual lives when faced with real-world difficulties.

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» Additionally, Posted by: nickptar
One Would Think
Posted by: Sparks56 on Apr 26, 2006 5:50 AM   
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One would think that with the number of Christian media outlets that there would be a plethora of sit-coms, documentaries, docudramas, talking-head news commentaries, etc. with a Christian theme. One would think that given the number of people "polls show" believe in a god that there would be a sufficient audience to attract a lot of ad sponsors, both faithful and heathen. One would think with the kind of money controlled by the Christian TV-Preacher media/church empire, that underwriting production costs would be a snap.
Tain't so.
What gives?
Why is it that the only Christian TV I ever see channel surfing is a one-dimensional production of a man (usually) preaching fire and brimstone, quoting the Bible ad nauseum, and telling warm fuzzy little alegorical stories, all interwoven with eternal requests for money?
One reason might be that people with the kind of imagination and creativity needed to produce TV drama are generally repulsed by organized religion. There isn't a big screen-writing talent pool to draw from.
Another reason might be that the kind of audience that appreciates CSI and the re-release of Carl Sagan's Cosmos are going to laugh, then quickly yawn at the Oral Roberts University School of Evolutionary Studies documentary on primates.
Fundamentalists will continue to rant and rave about what comes out of Hollywood, but they won't be able to do anything about it, or come close to creating anything to compete with it.
Creativity, after all, is evolutionary by nature. Fundamentalists will have none of that!
May the Force be with you.

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» RE: One Would Think Posted by: owleyes
Just my personal opinion, but I think there is depression out there.
Posted by: Prophit on Apr 26, 2006 6:33 AM   
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..... I don't think many of us realize how much these fundamentalist Christians placed on this administration to come in and do what they said they would do when they were running for office.

This administration has done none of it. They made noises, but nothing in action, yet they acted without Congress to implement anti-Constitutional rules and regulations that is destroying our republic, our economy, our youth in killing and maiming with a war based on lies. Its been a movement from blind faith to open realization that they were "had" and "used" to obtain the office of President and then discarded unceremoniously.

I am not one of them, but I talke with many and that is the case and now I doubt they will watch much of anything anymore since the hypocracy is evident in it all. I don't agree with the Christian Rights agenda and we discuss that all the time, but they now believe they were used and sold out.

Its too little too late and many are now tuning out and turning off. That is not a bad thing, in fact, its good. However, I do think they had some legitimate issues that we as a nation haven't addressed that needed to be discussed for the good of our moral spirit.

Ironically, the leader of our nation became the example of Love of God gone bad. He is supposedly a "born again" Christian and representative of that group and yet he violated just about every commandment that is in the Bible to achieve his secular ends. These people aren't stupid, just long in facing reality.

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Touchy Feely
Posted by: Ming on Apr 26, 2006 7:05 AM   
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For a long time now Americans are more in touch with the base elements of their being leaving little if any room for exhaltation of the spirit and belief beyond consumerism. The days of "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" are long gone and for that we are diminished as a species.

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» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: owleyes
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: marcinde
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: kittynboi
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: midge
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: kittynboi
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: Entheogenic
» RE: Touchy Feely Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Fundamentalists Don't Own "Faith"...and that's why they are terrible
Posted by: 3-D Movies on Apr 26, 2006 8:10 AM   
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I agree with a few of the points that have been made so far, but there seems to be an overwhelming desire--in EVERY conversation about Christians these days--to think of Fundamentalist Christians as being THE ONLY Christians. This is why so many people have a negative view of organized religion, because the ones with the microphone right now are those talking about "hell and damnation" and they don't live out their faith as much as they prefer to remain closed minded.

I'm a part of the United Church of Christ, a denomination that is determined to actually live out our faith; we have the view that God is all about justice, so living God's dream has a lot more to do with love and acceptance and justice than any of the crap that the fundamentalists want to talk about. The fundamentalists do not own the Chrisitan faith, in fact I would say they are the weakest of all church goers because they don't seem to actually believe in what they say. They seem to have that insecurity about them that fifth graders have when they try to talk about sports. They don't really know a whole lot about the topic, so they're quick to yell and argue to defend their uninformed positions.

But, that's neither here nor there. The point of all of this is, 7th Heaven is a dry, uninteresting show that probably should have been taken off the air a few years ago. The fact that it, along with the equally unwatchable Touched By an Angel and all of the others, are off the air now is probably far more indicative of how boring they were rather than America's lack of interest in faith. Lost, Invasion, Supernatural--even Alias, 24, Desperate Housewives, and HBO's Big Love--possess far more compelling faith discussions than any of the "church" shows. I think this is mainly because everyone likes talking about faith and the unknown, but when the country's view of Christians that of these one dimensional, unfunny, unadventurous, uninteresting characters, then the shows about those people are never going to be compellling at all.

I can't wait until a group of creative, hilrious, original people--who actually LIVE their faith--find a way of breaking into the entertainment industry, because I guarantee you that will be an interesting thing to see.

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Fasten your seat belts
Posted by: Diego on Apr 26, 2006 8:32 AM   
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Maybe, just maybe, people are tired of all the sanctimonious, superstitious claptrap that has no more validity than Tarot Cards or astrology. I doubt it but one can hope.

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» RE: Fasten your seat belts Posted by: WyrdSister
» RE: Fasten your seat belts Posted by: Doubtom
» RE: Fasten your seat belts Posted by: Joshua R.
» RE: Fasten your seat belts Posted by: Entheogenic
» Sing It, Baby! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Then it is gone
Posted by: k1dub on Apr 26, 2006 9:15 AM   
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There are strong Christian themes that run through many television shows.
I'm guessing that niches in cable television can also be to blame for the downfall of network Christian programming. There are at least 5 All-Christian programming television channels on cable in my city complete with reality shows, dramas, sitcoms and childrens shows.
Baded on the argument Christian programming is dead. Most Christians don't count "supernatural" activities as being related to religion (at least the kind listed here).

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clinker
Posted by: cottontail on Apr 26, 2006 9:54 AM   
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How can you expect a nation of dumb clucks, who put George W. Bush in the White House twice, to make intelligent decisions about Religion, the Rapture and other nonsense? If these Jesus hucksters on TV aren't con-men (and women), the moon really is made of blue cheese. That the GOP can use masses of these lame-brained bible thumpers to win elections is truly an obscenity. A nation ruined by "religion." What incredible irony!

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One Nation, Under God: both wrong
Posted by: ssegallmd on Apr 26, 2006 11:58 AM   
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As long as there is a significant force in this country trying to impose Christian values onto non-Christians, this will remain a divided nation.

Here's another laugher: "the land of the free and the home of the brave". These cowards abdicated as many of their rights as they could to feel a little safer making them neither brave nor free.

Here's a good one: "the American dream". More like the American ream these days. George Carlin says that it is called that because you'ld have to be friggin' asleep to believe it.

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On 7th Heaven, God was just an "extra"!
Posted by: fool-on-the-hill on Apr 26, 2006 1:30 PM   
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This dorky sit-com featuring a minister's family compares to genuine faith-based life as a sparkler compares to a supernova!! The God who is worthy of honor is the creator of the universe---not a kindly ole' uncle who tsk-tsks at the sexual foibles of American teenagers. "Christians" who admire such drivel prove that the "religious right" is NEITHER.

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Down
Posted by: famouspipeliner on Apr 26, 2006 1:53 PM   
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God's approval rating is falling.

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Correction
Posted by: GreatHeights on Apr 26, 2006 1:57 PM   
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But, 7th Heaven isn't being cancelled due to "heavily declining ratings". Its being cancelled because the cost of making a TV show with an large ensemble cast gets bigger and bigger every season as each cast memeber asks for more and more money. From what I've read, its ratings have remained pretty steady. Its just become a financial burden for an already struggling network. This doesn't counter the disappearance of God related sit-coms, but this particular show doesn't really stand up as evidence of a TV audience getting "God-ed out." I'm sure there will be more Christian values themed shows soon, and I'm sure one or two of them will find their niche as before.

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» RE: Correction Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Does Rove Control Alternet
Posted by: EncinoM on Apr 26, 2006 6:38 PM   
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Once again we have a knee-jerk article, yesterday with the limo liberal, forced to live with the unclean masses in upstate New York, today with the fall of a bible thumping family show. And on key, the most intolerent members of the progressive community come out.

These comments show that it is not only the Republicans who are intolerent.

If a progessive movement has any hope of winning anything more then local dogcatcher, you are going have to come down from the ivory towers, leave the campus and get dirty (not just at the mudpits at Phish concerts). Many working class people, do not care about, gay rights, forests, church and state seperation or impeachment of Bush, they do care about where the next pay check is coming from, pension plans and thier children's future.

The constent attack by this site and others, against the working class values, only serves to create an artifical divide which the Republicans have exploited.

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» So right... Posted by: TexasTom
» RE: Does Rove Control Alternet Posted by: Entheogenic
» RE: Does Rove Control Alternet Posted by: GreatHeights
» RE: Does Rove Control Alternet Posted by: kittynboi
» Ghosts And Gobblins! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Autoplant
Posted by: Autoplant on Apr 26, 2006 7:05 PM   
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I know what happens in the final episode. Mary comes back and reveals. . .
Now you know how she was always dumping boyfriends and acting out. What d'ya think?
She's gay.
Tune in to find out what kind of Christians the Camdens really are.
It's insane, I know. I've been a secular lefty for a long time, but my wife and I got into this dumb show. God forgive us.

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» Are you serious!?? Posted by: doodledoo
» You Both Stand Condemned! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
RE: Does Rove Control Alternet
Posted by: GreatHeights on Apr 27, 2006 9:53 AM   
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You're just backing up the point that was being made. Reducing the religious beliefs of hundred of millions of believers (last I checked, believers still out numbered non-believers) to "foolish beliefs" or a "sham" IS attacking very deeply held working class values. Religion issues are NOT acedemic issues unless you're a cynical atheist psuedo-intellectual. If you took the time to understand people, you'd realize that the values of most of the world's religions are progressive, and its only the hypocrites that are the loudest that are giving religion a bad name. If you were really interested in progress, you wouldn't spend a second bashing the beliefs of the majority of the world, you'd appeal to the values that their religion teaches, and which those in power are spitting on. That is the way to progress, not trying to persuade millions of believers that spirituality and religion is bunk. That just feeds the fires of those that are trying to manipulate the devout.

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» You're Really Hooked Posted by: Steven Wanzell
» RE: You're Really Hooked Posted by: EncinoM
okay...
Posted by: Joshua R. on Apr 27, 2006 11:15 AM   
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Tarot readings have nothing to do with "outer" forces. They are outward representations of your subconscious giving you the information you need in your day to day life to make choices. It has nothing to do with "fortune telling" and those who try to tell "fortunes" are hucksters. It is a guide for living moment to moment with the collective unconscious.

There is a reason why the Left fails- it is because they refuse to believe in the idea of a unified ego-less human consciousness.

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» Lay off the thorazine! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
And The Myth Shall NOT Set You Free
Posted by: Steven Wanzell on Apr 28, 2006 4:24 PM   
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Mythology's stock started rising with Jimmy Carter, and boomed with Reagan/BushI, wained a bit with Clinton, and has soared again with The Decider. But the fate of this current bafoon has brought it crashing down. That will be his only contribution to humanity.

Steven Wanzell
artist/activist/ex-American
www.wanzellarts.com.ar

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Good soap exploring human condition - not CSI techno jargon/gore
Posted by: alternetleslie on May 2, 2006 7:30 AM   
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I will miss 7th Heaven dearly and I am not Christian. The show had characters that grew in character, people who loved and cared and helped each other, and tackled pertainent issues. These values are common to all religions.
It was a good soap opera, not the gruesome daytime trash. It was a show the whole family could watch and be uplifted, not the gore and dark side of the popular CSI with nothing but techno jargon. My family did lots of research on the forensic profession including a three hour interview with a director of a state crime lab facility and took a tour. These shows are composites of many jobs and their work and a lab test takes hours. I would rather see 7th Heaven any day or something like it than all the dark ugly stuff that passes for entertainment. Kids now days don't even know what good clean entertainment without competition and critiques really is. One thing I did not like on 7th Heaven was the constant exposure of Lucy's breasts when she hit puberty. Guess they had to include the low standard of sex for draw -- totally unnecessary. Ten years on the air is a long time. Its time for the fine actors to expand their careers and not be locked into one role forever. I will enjoy watching the reruns. But I abhored the blatant product placement of the recent show sponsored by Oreos and its constant mention and promotion all through the show and even comments about it in the following show. This experiment with overt product placement makes me sick and I hope other shows do not become just long commercials for bad products. Perhaps since the show was going off the air, the experimenters had nothing to lose in ratings, but the loss of respect. Again, the ornamentation was Christian, but the good family values were universal. The writers did a great job with the modern version of the morality play, getting their point lovingly across in an entertaining way. Remember when Lucy and Simon felt guilty and they went to a Buddhist monk, a rabbi, ...etc. I thought they delt very well with Sarah and Judaism as well. Note that in all the daytime soap operas, religious clergy is always represented by a Catholic priest. Have you ever seen a show where any other clergy than a Christian performs a wedding. If you are not Christian, then you understand the overpowering majority prejudice of all broadcasting. It is like the 1950's with only caucasians, leaving out Asians, Africans, Middle Easterners. Everything was always done with respect and dignity. Thank you to all those involved in the ten years of programs.

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7th heaven
Posted by: nells on May 9, 2006 8:35 AM   
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i was told another network picked up 7th heaven for next year..does anybody have any info on that?? i still dont understand how come for the past 3 years this show has been on at 10pm in the evening

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