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Hear Novak Tell All!

By Sydney H. Schanberg, Village Voice. Posted August 24, 2005.


You pay only $595. That's right. Only $595.
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Robert Novak, whose "confidential" sources helped him light the match that set off the Plamegate wildfire, is now on the Internet blithely hawking "confidential" sessions with Washington's power elite. He's only asking $595 a person. The invitation says: "This meeting is 100% off the record." The e-mail letter goes on to explain that the secrecy is necessary so that the speakers can speak candidly and tell the truth. The truth, in the nation's capital--that's certainly worth $595.

Actually, the truth-dedicated Novak has been running these one-day conferences for decades. Sources believe it's an effort to supplement the paltry income from his syndicated column, his political talk shows on television, and other entrepreneurial sidelines. You've all heard of cottage industries. Novak's conglomerate is more of the gated-community variety. You've probably guessed: He's very much in favor of reducing taxes on the rich.

I had heard of his multinational enterprise, but I'd never been invited before. Then suddenly, about a month ago, among other spam-like mass mailings that land in my "bulk mail" folder, came the invitation by e-mail. It arrived via the conservative website of Human Events, which is apparently helping Bob--that's what his friends call him--with his retirement plan. Anyway, the invitation said I better hurry up and send in my $595 right away. "Seats are filling up," it went on, explaining that "to help allow enough interaction with each of our attendees, only 70 people are allowed to attend the Forum."

The four-page invite came from Tom Winter, president and editor in chief of Human Events. He referred to Novak as "my friend." Winter wrote: "Given the limited number of attendees, the stature of the speakers, and the confidential nature of the meeting, this Forum is rarely publicized. In fact, in its 30-year history, the Forum has always been and will continue to be one of Washington's best kept secrets."

As anyone who has followed Novak's career is well aware, he's a man who knows how to keep a secret--and when to reveal one. When he published that column on July 14, 2003, disclosing the identity of Valerie Plame as a CIA agent and creating the scandal that will not die, he said he was doing it as a journalist who believed in the public's right to know. That's Bob for you. He's a regular John Peter Zenger.

Tom Winter's e-mail said, "You are among the very few to be invited to the upcoming Evans-Novak Political Forum." (Rowland Evans, Novak's journalism partner for many years, died a few years ago.) This forum--Novak puts on two of them every year--is to be held at Washington's "exclusive" University Club on September 22.

The request for my presence was very tempting. The letter from Winter began: "Dear friend, When was the last time you sat in a room just a few feet from the likes of Vice President Cheney or Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, asked a question and got a straightforward answer?" A straightforward answer. Just the thought of witnessing one in Washington sends a tingle up the spine.

Suspense, too, hovered over the invitation. You see, Novak doesn't tell you in advance who the "confidential" speakers are going to be. "To get the absolute best, most interesting speakers at every Forum," the letter explained, "Bob Novak waits until the last possible moment to invite many of the speakers. He wants to make sure his guests benefit from the most current topics possible." The letter, though, did provide a list of some past speakers. Karl Rove, a regular Novak informant, was one of them. I hope he comes this year. It would be good to hear what Rove has to say--since he's also involved in the Plame scandal--before the indictments are handed up by the grand jury. A special prosecutor is just now finishing up an investigation into whether someone broke the federal laws against releasing classified information and putting people such as CIA agents at risk.

Novak's lawyer says his client is not a target of the investigation. Still, others in the journalism community would like Bob to explain what his role actually was and lift all the mystery. He hasn't been talking much lately; he says he's acting on the advice of his lawyer. A couple of weeks ago, he did say, "Bullshit," as he walked out in a huff from the set of one of his own CNN shows. But nothing since then. Maybe he'll come clean at the off-the-record forum and someone will leak it afterward. As Bob always says, the public has a right to know.

While I was mulling over whether I could go to this elite, $595 event--there's not a lot of money in newspaper tills this day for large expenses--I got another e-mail from Tom Winter. It turned out to be the same e-mail. The seats were still "filling up." I guess the response hasn't been huge. Super-secret sources say Bob's ratings may have slipped.

Still, there are some real perks for attendees. For instance, lunch is included for your $595. And there's a door prize. Eight of the attendees will be chosen "to have cocktails with Robert Novak and the hosts of Tech Central Station, James Glassman and Ken Adelman, followed by dinner at the famous restaurant The Palm on Sept. 21st, the evening before the forum."

The invitation doesn't say whether this bonus evening is off-the-record too. Maybe not. Maybe the drinks will loosen everybody up. I've seen Jim Glassman talk a lot on television. And Ken Adelman likes to speak too; his listed lecture fee is "$10,000-$20,000."

As I was reading over the invitation again, I got a jolt--a couple of lines I'd missed on the first go-around: "Each speaker speaks briefly about the issues of the day, then opens the floor to questions--any questions. The answers are frank and open, because there are no reporters."

No reporters? So why did they invite me? Was it just a mistake? I should have known better.

For emphasis perhaps, there's an addendum to the e-mail where the forum's ground rules are listed, as if in some FBI directive: "No recording devices will be allowed. You may expect increased security."

Those certainly don't sound like requirements laid down by a journalist. Is Novak really a reporter?

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Novak is a huge throbbing asshole.
Posted by: yogendra2 on Aug 24, 2005 12:40 PM   
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It is very questionable if this asshole is a journalist, esp if one includes any idea of objectivity, but it is not questionable that he has always been a huge throbbing ASSHOLE. WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL INSTEAD OF MS. MILLER. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOGI, TUCSON

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Should we get the $ send you?
Posted by: sanitysojourner on Aug 24, 2005 1:14 PM   
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Knowing that money is scarce, perhaps it would be worth doing a mini-fundraiser to send you just so we could get some of that inside information. The hooker is clearly soliciting . . .

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clinker
Posted by: cottontail on Aug 24, 2005 1:50 PM   
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I wouldn't pay $5.95 to see or hear any of the SOBs connected with the slimy Novak.

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BOB NOVAK
Posted by: Ellie1 on Aug 24, 2005 2:26 PM   
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tHE ONLY TIME I WOULD PAY $595 TO SEE BOB NOVAK IS IF HE WAS IN A CASKET OR TWISTING FROM THE END OF A ROPE.

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If It Looks Like a Snake, Slithers Like a Snake.....
Posted by: Stonecutter on Aug 24, 2005 5:18 PM   
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Novak has morphed from just a nauseating right-wing extremist who used to give me headaches when I watched him on the old "Crossfire" into a truly scary and dangerous partisan zealot. Not only does he possess reptilian features and manner of speech that would give Stan Winston the creeps, but he has the gonads of a T-Rex when it comes to blowing smoke up the collective ass of this nation. He is a charlatan, and Tim Russert ought to be ashamed for having him appear on "Meet the Press" as a "journalist". He is just another Rove butt boy. BTW, Mr. Blumenthal's piece was a thing of beauty...just the right touch of edgy sarcasm. When Novak ends up homeless and begging for lunch money, justice will be done.

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Apologies to Mr. Shanberg
Posted by: Stonecutter on Aug 24, 2005 5:20 PM   
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My apology to Mr. Schanberg. I mixed him up with Sid Blumenthal.

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An open letter to the mainstream media
Posted by: mrstrauss on Aug 24, 2005 9:08 PM   
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I think that the following piece of writing will be of great interest to any who care about this Rove Plame issue. I certainly care about, and I found the following very interesting indeed.


Read this.

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Novak Belongs In Jail
Posted by: mrsmagoo on Aug 25, 2005 9:24 AM   
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Bob Novak belongs in jail. End of story.

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"A Straightforward Answer?!"
Posted by: monkeywrench on Aug 25, 2005 10:07 AM   
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"A straightforward answer" coupled with Washington D.C. is an oxymoron. Of course, if you could get George Bush to show up, then you'd have the "best" of both worlds: an oxymoron AND a moron ox in the same place.

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"Put Novak Where He Belongs"
Posted by: monkeywrench on Aug 25, 2005 10:18 AM   
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Novak is not a reporter; he is a paid mouthpiece. It is no accident that his come-ons for his forums read like sleazy ads for desert vacation hideaways and timeshares. The ads are far more indicative as to what he really is than all of his arrogant, bullshit blatherings on FOX: he is nothing more than a cheap huckster, sucking up to whomever pays the freight.

I'm with everybody else: this little creep should be in jail. In the general population. Sharing a cell with a 280 lb. maniac nicknamed "Big Bubba." I might pay $595 to witness THAT "forum". . . .

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Truth is priceless
Posted by: hotlipsin61 on Aug 25, 2005 4:07 PM   
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Let's see: A talking head (not a journalist) is charging $595 for what he knows about the alleged outing of a CIA agent.
That money could cover the cost for a student's textbooks, pay off some credit cards, buy auto nsurance, house a homeless family for a week, etc. and not to invite reporters is insulting. Novak knows they'll write something about it.
What will he do with the money? I don't think he'll give it to a charity.
Someone should remind this jerk that truth is priceless. He has no remorse about destroying an agent's career and for a reporter being in jail.
Nothing will happen to Novak. This is the sad state of American journalism. Now we know why the public can't buy what we say (except for Fox News).

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Evidence of C Wright Mill's Power Elite
Posted by: Russell on Aug 25, 2005 10:50 PM   
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I have always been a bit skeptical of the Noam Chomskeys and the C W Mills of the world. However, over the last several years my belief-system has been radically altered. This excellent report is evidentiary of a network of elites in Washington - most of them establisment conservatives, I presume - who clandestinely operate behind the scenes and affect policy and procedure in Washington.
It is time to begin to unravel this collusion of elites who secretly control our 'democracy,' and offer some transparency to the processes of governement. I think that transparecy is the only cure for the cancerous tumor that has spread in last half century or so, effectively creating a facade of a democracy.
Keep Up the Good Work,
E Russell Cole
http://www.spaces.msn.com/members/russellcole38/

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This article is over my head
Posted by: Olympiada on Sep 6, 2005 1:58 PM   
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All right I am here because I am researching Rove and the outing of Valerie Plame, a CIA agent. I know that much. Any links would be appreciated. Flames, snarks, put downs, pity and insults would not.

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