Watch This 5 Times: Young Black Female Poets Slam Hipster Racism (Like You've Never Seen Done Before)

An introduction would only delay the badass brilliance you're about to witness:

"You don't get cool points...when your privilege is still the most prominent thing about you."

So, if "to be fair, as a white person," you are feeling discriminated against, just "shut the f**k up" and read more about hipster racism here.

Remember: "Being cool while not being cool is almost cool as being yourself." No amount of anarchist-readings, dream catchers, rap music, or black friends will make YOU radical or your racist jokes funny. As these ladies say, you're just  a "douche" -- a self-proclaimed "feminine hygiene product" that's actually terrible for vaginas.