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A Play-by-Play of The New York Times' Ridiculous Video of Serena and Venus Playing ... Dress Up

To celebrate two of the best athletes in history, the New York Times magazine online is running a video (shot by a man) about a photographer (also a man) taking photos of the two athletes who are not playing tennis and not wearing any shirts. 

 
 
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Don't get me wrong. I'm happy that Serena and Venus are on the cover of The New York Times magazine this week. Sure, I might have been happier if either of them were wearing a shirt, but with Serena's 24-pack on display in its full muscular glory, I can see the shirtless argument.

What's absurd, however, is the New York Times video "Sisters On Set," which is running with the article online. By "On Set," the videographer means on the photo shoot set, and indeed the entire three-minute video is a film (shot by a man) about a photographer (also a man) taking photos of the two athletes who are not playing tennis and not wearing any shirts.

Given the cleverness of the New York Times magazine (the secondary mag article is about a fugitive monkey in Florida that may or may not be a metaphor for American libertarianism), you would think that this video is a parody about the male gaze. Unfortunately, it's not.

Since I'd hate to increase the viewership of this video, here, instead, is a play-by-play of the shoot:

First 30 seconds-- Shots of the empty tennis stadium in Miami. Soothing female voiceover talking about not Serena and Venus, but Damon Winters, the man who shot the cover photo of the two athletes on a "sweltering day in July."

:30-- Venus picks up an adorable small dog and cradles it in her arms like a baby. She is joined by Serena, who stands quite close to her sister and the dogs. Both are shirtless.

:36-- A makeup stylist with long manicured red nails applies lip-liner to Serena. Close-up on Serena's calm face.

:42-- A different makeup stylist applies blush to Venus's cheeks. She smiles as if she enjoys the experience of a stranger brushing tinted powder all over her face.

:48-- More lipliner for Serena.

:55-- Serena and Venus (still shirtless) walk down a hallway with their backs to the video camera. In the center background of the shot, viewers see the photographer taking photos of the two athletes from their front. They are stuck on all sides, sandwiched between two male gazes and a narrow hallway.

One minute mark-- Adorable shots of Serena and Venus as children. Both are wearing shirts and seem to have no make up on. No complains here.

1:05-- Once again adults, the two smush their faces close together and smile for the camera, gazing off into the distance like in a Cover Girl commercial.

1:10-- Shots of the photographer taking shots of Serena and Venus sitting on a bench. Click. Click. Click. Click goes the camera's lens.

1:24-- The sisters hug for the camera's lens.

1:28-- They hug again. Serena stretches her arms above her head and arches her back. Venus gazes longingly into her sister's eyes.

1:30-- Fan blows wind into their face so their hair waves in the breeze.

1:49-- More hugging.

2:12-- CUT! Break to adjust hair.

2:20-- The two stand in front of a white screen, still shirtless, holding hands. The photographer takes photos of them. This shot ends up being the magazine's cover.

2:30-- Serena and Venus have--gasp--picked up tennis rackets. But instead of, you know, hitting balls over the net and engage in the type of athletic activity that has made them two of the most celebrated athletes in history, instead they just circle each other with runway model ferocity.

2:41-- Venus whispers to Serena seductively.

2:42--Outfit change! Venus is now wearing a shirt. Serena is still wearing only a sports bra, although this one is a pretty turquoise color.

2:43--TENNIS! They are playing tennis! It flies from one racket, to the next, to the--Cut! That's it.

2:46-- They come together to high five and gaze longingly into each other's eyes.

2:48-- Extended handholding.

2:50-- Credits roll.

AlterNet / By Laura Gottesdiener

Posted at August 23, 2012, 2:35pm

 
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