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Meet Romney Girl, Parodic Swiss Beauty Who's "Harry Reid's Secret Source"

 
 
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A hilarious new video introduces us to fictional character "Romney Girl" and allows us to put the "who's Harry Reid's source?" rumors to rest:

"Miss Swiss "Bank Account" hails from Ostermundigen, Switzerland and is the proud daughter of a Nestle Chocolate factory worker and a regionally respected Cuckoo clock maker. She worked as a tax consultant for offshore bank accounts at UBS in Geneva, Switzerland from 2008-2010 where she first met Mitt Romney, who would frequently show up to the bank unannounced and throw $100 bills up in the air while shouting, "Thank God for Amnesty!"

 

The deal with the character, and the parody video below (set to the get-in-your-head-and-stay-there Scandinavian pop tune of Aqua's "Barbie Girl")? It's a project of the Agenda Project Action Fund, and the idea is to keep the pressure up on Mitt Romney re: his taxes and his offshore bank accounts.
 
Enjoy the, err, sound of music, courtesy of Romneygirl.org.

 

 

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Hi Romney
Hi Miss
Do you have something to hide?
Well yeah, jump in!

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation.

(Mitt)

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
He's so plastic, it's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere.
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Miss Swiss)

He's a boss, millionaire, with accounts everywhere
Won't disclose, all the dough, that he's banking

(Mitt)

You can't see, Ann agrees, we hate transparency
If you knew, we'd be screwed, spanky-spanky

(Miss Swiss)

He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic,
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Mitt)

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party

(Miss Swiss)

Sell your stock, I won't talk, dodging taxes with ease,
Represent, one percent, he will do as we please.

(Mitt)

Come jump in, Wall Street friends, let us do it again,
Write the laws, they'll applaud, let's go party.

(Miss Swiss)

He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured

(Mitt)

I am rich, oh the joy!
If I win, you're unemployed

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party!

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless, It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Miss Swiss)

Oh, Mitt I'm having so much fun!

(Mitt)

Well Miss Swiss, we're just getting started!

AlterNet / By Sarah Seltzer

Posted at August 8, 2012, 9:56am