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Environment

Go for an 'Edible Estate': The Case Against Lawns

By Fritz Haeg, Metropolis Books. Posted April 4, 2008.


Why do we dedicate so much property to something that requires precious resources, endless hours and contaminates our air and water?
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Editor's Note: The following is an excerpt from Edible Estates: Attack on the Front Lawn from Metropolis Books.

The front lawn is so deeply embedded in our national psyche that we don't really see it any more, at least for what it actually is. What is that chasm between house and street? Why is it there? Or rather, why is nothing there?

I grew up surrounded by a lawn. This is a common American phenomenon. Perhaps the first growing thing most of us experience as a child is, indeed, a mowed grassy surface. How are a child's ideas of "the natural" affected by this? Of course, there is nothing remotely natural about a lawn. It is an industrial landscape disguised as organic plant material.

As a teenager I passed many weekend afternoons mowing the lawn and I loved it. The more overgrown the lawn, the greater the sense of satisfaction as you roar over it to reveal that crisp trimmed surface and fresh grassy smell. I suppose most of my outdoor time as a youth was spent on a lawn. It is the first defensive ring between the family unit and everything beyond. It is the border control that physically and psychologically keeps wilderness, city, and strangers at a safe distance.

The English Estate

The lawn has its roots in England and is the foundation for any proper English landscape. In spite of the unnatural repression of all other plants, a lawn of mowed grass makes some sense in England, with its regular rainfall and cool climate. Animals grazed, lawn games were played, and the wilderness had been civilized and kept at bay with the crisp line where the grass ended. The front lawn was born of vanity and decadence, under the assumption that fertile land was infinite.

The English estate owner in Tudor times would demonstrate his vast wealth by not growing food on the highly visible fecund property in front of his residence. Instead this vast swath of land would become a stage of ornamental green upon which he could present his immense pile of a house. Look at how rich I am!

Similarly, the plumage of the male peacock advertises well-being and virility, and when he fans his feathers, he shows he can spare the enormous energy necessary to put on such a phenomenal display. The better the display, the healthier the peacock, and the more likely he is to attract a mate. In the case of the English estate owner, the expanse of green signals financial health and power.

This obsession with the lawn is, I believe, almost entirely a male phenomenon. It is an enticing and toxic stew of male seduction, aggression, and domination. Whether intended to attract a mate, demonstrate wealth, impress his friends, or control every bit nature that surrounds him, the lawn is covered with the fingerprints of masculine tendencies.

Once that fertile farmland in front of the English estate had been turned into a sterile monoculture, where did the cultivation of food happen? Out of view, of course, hidden in a remote section of the property where visitors and the lord of the estate would never see it. This was perhaps the beginning of the notion that plants that produce food are ugly and should not be seen. Today the idea has played itself out at an industrial global scale, with our produce grown on the other side of the planet. The only landscape worthy of the public eye is made of ornamentals, trimmed within an inch of their lives, inhospitable to other creatures, always the same and never changing with the seasons.

The Birth of the American Dream

Even if you have never seen Thomas Jefferson's Monticello in the hills of Virginia, you know it well. It is still the de facto prototype for the American home. You may recognize its prominent features in many contemporary housing developments: the Palladian windows, the white-columned portico, the red brick facade, and the vast green lawn that dominates the landscape around it. Jefferson's house is very much in the tradition of the English estate.

Master of all it surveys, wilderness at bay, anchored on the lawn, the illusion of absolute independence-this is still the model for most Americans' real-estate fantasies. Jefferson had a well-documented love affair with his kitchen garden, which was really more like a small domestic farm. He kept a detailed diary of its growth and evolution through the seasons and years. He lavished upon it devoted attention and care. It seems to have been one of the great passions of his life. And yet, where did he locate it?


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Cool idea
Posted by: kepstein7777 on Apr 4, 2008 1:54 AM   
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Reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies when Granny wanted to re-do the whole estate in corn.

Convincing people to re-do parts of their front yard with trees, bushes, natural-growing beds, etc. might be an alternative for those who are sick of cutting their lawn, and may share some of the concerns in this article, but don't want the hassle of a food garden, have property value concerns, neighborhood restrictions, etc.

Some parents will want a place for their kids to roll around. You may be able to talk them into a mini-playground with soft gravel that can absorb the shock if they fall, especially when you consider all the chemicals the kids are rolling in while they roll around on the nice, green, high-maintenance lawn.

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» RE: Cool idea Posted by: brunowe
Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: sigridsmith on Apr 4, 2008 4:58 AM   
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You aren't really being fair to Thomas Jefferson. His lush, broad lawns were mostly produced by grazing, pooping sheep. They, of course, produced both wool and meat as well as being very efficient fuel-free fertilizing mowing machines. I imagine that any mowing that was done was for the production of hay for the winter. See: http://www.monticello.org/streaming/speakers/stanton.html

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urban meadow
Posted by: dancingcloud on Apr 4, 2008 5:27 AM   
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I live in San Diego next to a protected habitat (thanks to the work of the local elementary school ecology club). Our lawn has been transformed into extended habitat, allowing the native plants to root and bloom, yet plucking out the invasives. Crowding out the unnatural lawn except in patches and tossing seeds of native wildflowers into dry spots, our once sterile lawn is now the easiest and most beautiful patch of life on our street.

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Lawns are good
Posted by: rusjacobson on Apr 4, 2008 6:09 AM   
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There has been a lot of negative press in the "green" community about lawns.Ripping them out and planting with low maintenance natives or planting with permaculture in mind,which includes (not always native) edibles.Great ideas,but not the only way to being green.You CAN have a lawn AND be green.Lawns are great places to play on dry days,here in my native NW Washington Sate.I don't fertilize,I allow clovers,dandelion,plantain,etc., to be a part of my lawn.The grass clipping are,by far,the best mulch around..And they're free.I have been using grass clippings for mulch since the late 80's and find that they are effective mulches,fertilizers and keep the soil moist when Summers heat hits (also keeps my compost piles fed).I rarely have to water.Lawns also provide a place for many bird species to roam in their search for food.I plan my garden/landscape with a mixed habitat in mind.It works quite well.
I have a organic landscaping/gardening business and most of my methods are out in use all of the time...

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» NOT SO! In the Midwest... Posted by: photon's feather
» Near Palm Springs Posted by: Artkansas
» Baloney Posted by: frantaylor
» RE: Baloney Posted by: YogiBear
A tricky compromise
Posted by: DrSuess on Apr 4, 2008 6:13 AM   
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I have a tricky way of growing food in my front yard. There are many edible flowers, and these are what I plant in my front yard. That way the neighborhood is “happy” with me, and yet I can get food out of both front and back. Roses are wonderful for everyone- and rose petal tea, and rose petal jam are really nice. And how can anyone but the most backward and upside down homeowner’s association object to large rose bushes in the front yard?

One note about using edible flowers, you need to check with the books. Many flowers are edible- but some flowers are among the most deadly poisons that are known to man. So you need to check with a friendly bookstore before you plant edible flowers.

2/3 of my back yard is now a garden, and as I continue to find new and interesting plants, I will probably spread my garden to become the entire back yard. I have an entire section of my backyard dedicated to perennials, and another section dedicated to annuals. It is amazing the difference in taste of common plants that are grown in your back yard and the food in even an organic grocery store. Everyone knows how different tomatoes are- but that is true of everything. Celery grown in the back yard actually has a flavor. So do cucumbers and okra. Sweet corn loses a lot of its flavor in the first ten minutes that it is picked.

I planted my seeds already, and they are sprouting in my windowsill. So in the middle of May, I will have large plants to put outside. I am joining the herb and gardening societies that are local, and spending time with other avid growers.

One of the things that I have in my favor is that I live in an older section of town. There are some of the newer home subdivisions that regulate what color you can paint your front door, and the species of trees that you can plant in your yard. I have even heard of rules on the size of the flower garden. And there are some places that totally forbid a vegetable garden. I couldn’t imagine living in such places. People move out of the city to go to the “country” and wind up living in the most artificial fake environment imaginable. There are a lot of places downtown in many of Americas cities that have older houses that are quite nice- but uncared for. All the crazy homeowner’s rules are much laxer here. So moving back into the city might be a way to come closer to nature.

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suburbia hates nature
Posted by: aislinnluv on Apr 4, 2008 7:11 AM   
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i live in one of the communities mentioned above - outside a large metropolitan area (ever encroaching) and regimented/regulated within an inch of our lives. we are even told the limit on height and number of birdhouses allowable! to put anything in our front yards requires permission of the homeowners' association board and a fee of $10 just for them to look at an application. the number of trees and shrubs is also regulated, and plantings to hide the foundation of the houses as well. with a house facing southwest, i believe i would have the perfect front lawn for growing some lovely edibles; however, i suspect the HOA would defecate baked rectangular building units if i were to go ahead with that. over the years i've taken the tack (which ought to work here in the seriously religious area in which i live) of not watering my lawn, telling any inquirers, "if god wants me to have a lawn, he'll make it rain." what really irks me, however, is the gigantic waste of land and water known as golf courses. i believe there are more than half a dozen in could drive to in 20 minutes or less. total waste of space, huge cost in water resources... and of course they are defended by the leisure class who also fork over wads of cash to the ever-present lawn crews for the care and feeding of their own little patches of suburban heaven. absurd, wasteful, and not going to go away any time soon.

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» Good news - Golf is in decline! Posted by: war_on_tara
» Golf is in decline! - hurrah! Posted by: aislinnluv
awesome! but...what about car exhaust getting into front yard vegetables?
Posted by: veggiegrrrl on Apr 4, 2008 7:24 AM   
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awesome! but...what about car exhaust getting into front yard vegetables? i always wondered if the peppers and squash i will eventually try to grow in my foggy-beach-yard would be polluted with car poison from the busy street.

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» Petunias suck up pollution Posted by: war_on_tara
Make the effort
Posted by: zeofredo on Apr 4, 2008 8:17 AM   
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One encouraging sign I see in my part of the world (Southern Ontario, Canada) is that some folks, maybe age 30-60, are making the effort to seek out better food for themselves and even joining co-ops which link them directly to organic farmers. The home garden is still a lonesome proposition here, however. Many of these same folks are all for the idea-- in THEORY-- but wouldn't want to dig up their ornamental shrubs and perennials in exchange for a less aesthetic backyard. I hope to challenge this perception this season by putting in my own garden with lots of herbs and things around the border; attractive but sensible.

When I was living in Europe a short time ago, I experienced a real transition... in Prague, it was possible to go to the neighborhood store and buy beautiful yellow and orange tomatoes when the time was right... they were domestically grown, of course, and it was a no-brainer to notice that this was superior produce.

Alas, membership in the EU brought changes... these delicious foods eventually became less available, or close to obsolete in contrast to the new 'cosmetic' fruits and vegetables brought in from Spain and Holland... the same damn shape and color as all manufactured produce the world over.

Czechs don't seem to be too concerned about losing out on quality foods, but they are not so different from any other Westerners who have gradually lost touch with the fundaments of existence. We have all gone through a process in which appliances and the non-organic are celebrated as objects of desire. We have to make the effort to notice this disconnect with the natural world, and actively tune our consciousness to be less obsessed with pure aesthetics and manufactured reality.

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Once you try it, you'll never go back
Posted by: lb on Apr 4, 2008 9:35 AM   
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My house was built on property that was once a prairie with lots of clay in the soil. Our neighbors spend lots of time, money and "products" to keep out the grasses, weeds, etc. We took up the sod and planted 100% prairie plants. Wow! It is drought resistant, we don't water and we don't weed. We get birds, butterflies and the floral mosaic changes every year as the plants seed and move around in the site. We cut it down once a year. Surprisingly, the neighbors like it because it flowers and attracts hummingbirds and butterflies. If you are interested, check your local botanic garden for ideas.

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» How did you get away with it? Posted by: AsteroidMiner
Living in the Desert
Posted by: Artkansas on Apr 4, 2008 10:51 AM   
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I used to live near Palm Springs. Its an area in heavy denial. 15 months without a raincloud says nothing to these people. Grass lawns are taken care of fiercely. Many even insist in mowing the diamond patterns you find on a golf course into their lawns.

We were the oddballs of the neighborhood. Our next door neighbor was a professional landscape designer and into our desert climate she ripped out the 50 year old palm tree in her lawn and a very rare sago palm and replaced them with a willow. She replaced the xeriscape and put in grass and hibiscus. She started watering it so much to keep this artificial monstrosity that suddenly we had standing pools of water on our lawn.

In contrast, our front lawn had 7 different types of plants instead of grass, like a meadow. Most of the yard was kept in shade by a huge orange tree and a lemon tree. We were the only property with snails. We discovered that the landlord's son had introduced the snails. But they were not a problem. The road runners loved them. And as a result, one pair actually nested on our roof.

A house was built across the street and they chopped down a native Palo Verde tree. But when they dug up our yard to turn on their gas, the gas company used fill from their yard and suddenly we had Palo Verde trees sprouting in our yard. I took the nicest and moved it next to my landscape designer neighbor where it sucked up the bounty of water from her yard. It shot up taller than her hibiscus, so she had to see it. With luck, it will be there for 200 years, a proud member of a family of Palo Verde trees that has been in that valley for at least 10,000 years.

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» Cool! Posted by: drmeow
» RE: Cool! Posted by: Artkansas
It's easy to start small.
Posted by: wheresarah on Apr 4, 2008 12:30 PM   
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In my suburban front lawn, I crudely landscaped by myself, or with the occasional help from a friend, and had beautiful flowers. I also planted a peach tree and 2 varieties of raspberries, which are almost effortless to grow. Actually it's hard to get rid of them since they shoot off everywhere! But it was rewarding and practically stealth since I had so many other types of plants turning my front yard into a practical paradise. I just stuck a trellis in the middle of the garden and up they grew. It's a good jumping off point if you're intimidated by the thought of an entire farm in your front yard. :)

It was so nice to pop out of bed early in the morning, and step out the front door to see which raspberries were newly ripe and begging to become breakfast before I headed out to work.

Excellent article, by the way. It's got the wheels in my head turning in a most pleasant way.

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yes, it can be done, pretty much anywhere
Posted by: huricane on Apr 4, 2008 3:07 PM   
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I have been urban foodcropping since 1998, when I dug up my front lawn. The neighbours weren't too sure of it the first year, but when they saw the corn, potatoes, beets and carrots...

I eventually had to abandon the corn and stick to root crops and tubers because a lot of the corn disappeared in the night; now if people are going to steal my food, they're going to damn well work for it.

People wishing to start this type of gardening need to understand:
- they will encounter resistance from at least some of their neighbours;
- they will have to seek out the practical wisdom of those who have gardened in the area (Toronto practices as shown in magazines won't fly in Edmonton);
- they will have to put in just as much time and labour as a lawn requires;

That being said, it is infinitely more rewarding on many levels.

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mostly good stuff, but a little unfair in some ways...
Posted by: art guerrilla on Apr 4, 2008 4:09 PM   
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'unfair' in that:
1. lawns can and do serve several different purposes beyond the levittown conformity of suburban life, as noted by previous writers...
2. sorry, but this omnivore will give over some pastures and hay-fields so that yummy animals can be kept fat...
(*not* that we shouldn't distribute and downsize factory farming of animals to sustainable levels...)
3. for jefferson's house/garden (and for a 'real' house that is sited to suit the specific geography, orientation, existing vegetation, etc of the particular piece of property), there are many factors which can either dictate or limit where a house can be sited, and obviously where a garden can be sited...
soil, sun, topography, water availability, etc, all play crucial roles in determining the best siting for each 'thing'... and the 'best' site for a house, will -generally- *not* be the 'best' site for a garden... (*generally* you want a fair slope away from the house to prevent water intrusion or standing water against the house structure; *generally* you want a higher location to take advantage of the local breezes, etc)
4. further, various garden activities may not be suited to having close to a house: repeated sprinklering which hits the house can cause all sorts of problems over the long term... similarly, even 'organic', 'safe' pest controls and fertilizer applications (think fish emulsion) may not be a pleasant situation next to a house, or where pets and feral rug rats may be running loose...
5. the misdirected snark against jefferson's grid and regular layout of his kitchen garden is foolish: this person has evidently never gardened vegetables beyond a decorative landscape scenario, nor attempted to contrast and compare different varieties, etc...
you don't have to grid off, regularize, and monocropize a thousand acres to appreciate that using a regular/grid system of planting has numerous advantages...
...and -yes, actually- *one* of them IS the aesthetic pleasure of seeing multiple rows of the same seedlings/crop jumping up out of the ground all at once...
(even if they are intercropped!)

art guerrilla
aka ann archy

eof

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Most People Are Idiots
Posted by: gradioc on Apr 4, 2008 4:24 PM   
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Actually, after I wrote that title, I'm thinking that might be a good bumper sticker.But what I was speaking of this time was lawn management, especially watering. I am an irrigation professional in North Carolna, in the business 20 years, and I constantly have to tell customers they are watering too much and too often.I see lawns all the time that have no root structure at all because of overwatering. This just sets up the fescue for failure. When the drought comes and the irrigation is cut off by government edict, that grass is not going to go inactive, as fescue naturally does in hot dry conditions. It's going to die.Every once in a while, (and it's usually an older customer) I'll ask how they want me to set up the controller and get the answer, "Don't bother. I just keep an eye on it and when the grass starts to suffer, I'll give it a shot of water."My response to that is always, "God bless you, I wish everybody did that."My main point here is that, while I applaud the author's effort to change the paradigm, the most effective short-term strategy is to educate people so they do not pour water and poison onto their lawns.

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Lawns not natural??
Posted by: Smartcookie on Apr 4, 2008 4:32 PM   
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Maybe in the city and the suburbs lawns aren't 'natural' but in more rural parts of a country vegetation, forests, and 'plant life' is quite natural. And a lawn is just a cleared portion of land, with a different kind of vegetation.

Behind me is a vast field of vegetation and forestation, we have 'lawns' because we like a cleared area in which one can easily walk and move about, not to mention a place to stay outside during the summer.

We're aesthetically obsessed creatures as well as practical ones, you mind as well complain about the tree's planted downtown in cities and central park in new york.

Or our obsession with asthetics when it comes to homes and cars, which is equally wasteful when you really get down to it.

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two things you never hear anyone say
Posted by: cwilsondrum on Apr 4, 2008 5:56 PM   
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1.gee I miss shoveling snow. 2. I can't wait to mow the lawn. as years go by i only can wish I hadn't spent all that time on both. never again.

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» RE: two things you never hear anyone say Posted by: Fat Man at the Buffet Line
I will never forget
Posted by: cwilsondrum on Apr 4, 2008 6:00 PM   
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My In-laws built a huge house in Nebraska. two years later they built a smaller one. why? the lawn duties at the first house wore them out. I laughed till I cried

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Edible estates are a direct violation of your CC&R's... you will now pay your fine
Posted by: DaBear on Apr 4, 2008 6:26 PM   
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HOA's, especially those run or influenced by CAI, CACM and other giant multi-national corporations are directly and violently opposed to the "edible estate." The brief paragraph the author's excerpt contained didn't do reality any justice.

Want to see a non-judicial foreclosure (that's not subprime related)? Just plant green beans in your lawn or in a pot outside your condo. In California growing your own food has been described to the legislature by representatives from CAI's lobbying groups as, "the reckless, irresponsible and virulently unsafe act of container gardens and vegetable growing by homeowners must be stopped through vigorous enforcement, financial strategies and stricter legislation." Under Davis-Stirling, and it's 2007 update, don't you dare grow food, you unsafe, reckless commie pig!

Community living brings with it privileges and responsibilities... the privilege to be ruled with an iron fist by 2-3 neighborhood tyrants with the power of CAI and her lawyers and the HOA's management company. Your lawn must consist of the approved species of grass, be maintained by an HOA approved landscape vendor, and all grass must be consistently cut to no longer than 4.2389 inches. Any deviation from this will be construed as un-American and it'll be Gitmo for you (after we take and sell your house)! It's all about the value and aesthetic of our common property. And, it's your responsibility to pay for all of it, at grossly inflated prices.

Growing food.... preposterous. Now back to your HOA approved activities: reading quietly indoors or paying your monthly assessments.

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It's all about the asthetics. m.
Posted by: lwbaby on Apr 4, 2008 7:51 PM   
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**Or our obsession with asthetics when it comes to homes and cars, which is equally wasteful when you really get down to it.**

This is a very insightful comment. We ARE obsessed with asthetics. How we look, how our houses look, the images we present, cars we drive, how we dress, etc.

How many of us feel that life isn't worth living if it does't include a master bath, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances? How many of us need the trappings just to feel fulfilled (based on ads)?

How many of us are now in the pickle we are now in because of asthetics?

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Two minor points...
Posted by: mjabele on Apr 4, 2008 8:39 PM   
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The article seems to focus heavily on the idea of "gardens for food". A great idea by all means, but perhaps not the only use for a yard.

Children like to play, and the games they play often require open spaces. A bit of lawn - or wild meadow, for that matter - strikes me as a "necessary" thing around the house for those with little ones. A couple of trees for climbing as well, for that matter, though a neighboring forest may often supply that.

And what about flowers, and flowering shrubs? My aunt and uncle in Germany were avid gardeners, with flourishing plots of tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, beans, peas, strawberries, and cherry trees behind their small home. But fronting these were equally flourishing ranks of peonies, daisies, larkspur, irises, azaleas, and mountain laurels, lovingly tended from year to year for no other purpose than to delight the eye and grace my aunt's breakfast table with a fresh bouquet every morning.

With two small kids of my own, I guess my vision of a future garden (once we move out of our present condo) encompasses not only a vegetable plot and/or small orchard, but some open space for my offspring to play, as well as an attempt to duplicate the beautiful floral displays I still remember from my childhood trips to Germany.

Sorry, I love the way strawberries taste, but I still think poppies and roses are more beautiful to look at.....(!)

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Stay legal but irk to the max. Down with grassism.
Posted by: AsteroidMiner on Apr 4, 2008 9:22 PM   
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Anything you can do to irk the grassists legally is a good idea.
We need to change and de-ossify the culture. I prefer a natural
forest with trees only, no grass, because I can breathe much better
in the woods. MOWING IS THE PROBLEM!
Mowing my yard messes up my breathing for 3 days even if
somebody else does it. I have central air and several HEPA air
cleaners. In order for mowing my yard to not make breathing
difficult for me, I have to stay out of town for the whole 3 days.
Mowing puts small particles of grass, grass pollen and mold
spores into the air. Other top problems are roses and lilacs. I
find that I feel much better in a completely natural forest.
MOWING IS POLLUTION

I put an end to mowing by putting down geotextile and covering it
with gravel. Once a year I have to apply vegetation killer.
Nothing grows, and nobody can say my grass is too tall. I
recommend planting concrete if you can afford it, because with
concrete, you can skip the annual application of vegetation killer,
and you can leave holes in the concrete and plant trees.

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» Into the Forest Posted by: Rapunzel
rn
Posted by: mnatra on Apr 5, 2008 8:36 PM   
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stop picking on thr the little guy.I like my
lawnWhy dont you consider the lawns on military bases ? with much less to the militarfy ind complex, we would have pleanty of resources to go around.

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Otto
Posted by: otto on Apr 8, 2008 12:56 PM   
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my first wife, who died 10 years ago, used to grow vegetables along with flowers on our front lawn...to the dismay of many neighbors lhere in Canada.

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I see the lazy worthless generation is here
Posted by: mindtrvlr on Apr 9, 2008 12:02 AM   
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I'am 65 and have always enjoyed taking care of my lawn. It is a time that is of good use , if only to keep yourself in good physical shape, not to mention that it is nice to live in a neighborhood that pleasing to the eye.
Why don't don't you lazy buttheads just dump your trash out the front door. It will look good with all the weeds.

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FOOD NOT LAWNS - Book rave
Posted by: ecozma on Apr 9, 2008 3:07 AM   
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FOOD NOT LAWNS - How to turn your yard in to a graden & your Neighborhood into a Community" is a new book by H.C. Flores, Pub by Chelsea Green, 06. It gives illustrated guidelines on greening up your home for healthy living in cooperative community.
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There must be something wrong with me...
Posted by: monkeywrench on Apr 9, 2008 9:17 PM   
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... I'm male and I don't give a crap for my lawn.

I live in Southern California, where drought here and elsewhere, along with changes in how much water my surrounding urban cancer can steal from Northern California, makes wasting perfectly good drinking water on a patch of worthless grass something close to a crime. Hell, I feel guilty just flushing it down the toilet (our county does not allow grey water re-use.)

Our water district has been slow on the draw to restrict lawn watering (not wanting to scare the population by telling them something we already know, that we live in a DESERT), but I'm not waiting; I'm slowly replacing our lawns with hardscape and drought-tolerant plants. Not so with some of the wealthier Masters of the Universe in trendier areas; there, lawn quality is a yuppie competition, where endless watering makes for lawns that look in July like the middle of an Irish spring, at the same time that the runoff is so great and unrelenting that it actually destroys the asphalt in the surrounding streets.

It's time to change this mind-set. Having an itchy patch of green carpet out front is not a
measure of how close to wealthy landed gentry we remain; it is just dirt with a crew-cut.

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This site sucks bad
Posted by: mindtrvlr on Apr 9, 2008 11:59 PM   
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Not enough commentors. Discussions are boring. Not enough alternate ideas, and worst of all, not enough disageements or betteer ideas offered
Lets get with it people and show everyone how you really feel about the articles and comments;Don't be bashful or afraid to offend. Every post means something to the writer and all comments welcome. WE need pazzaaaz. Everyone is equal here and should be treated so.

PEACE TO ALL

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