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"He listed -- in this order -- green grass, Domino's pizza, and beer. In that order! I'm telling you, Stan, in this country, with our beautiful lawns and parks, we take green for granted."
With that anecdote, Den Gardner, executive director of Project Evergreen, underlined his organization's big message on lawn care: "You can water, you can put on nutrients, you can use pesticides, and, yes, you can apply organic products -- if they are used responsibly. And if your kid falls down and rolls around on a soft, green lawn or soccer field, and doesn't get hurt -- that didn't happen by chance!"
Gardner and I sat on a park bench in the midst of a vast carpet of green -- not grass, but a real carpet. Tools of the lawn-care trade -- mowers, sprayers, blowers, sprinklers and spreaders, along with gallon jugs and 50-pound bags of products to be sprayed, sprinkled and spread -- formed a backdrop stretching out to what would have been the horizon, had we not been inside the Orlando Convention Center.
The Green Industry Expo is an annual trade show for the lawn and landscaping industry. It was held this month in conjunction with a Green Industry Conference sponsored by the Professional Landcare Network, or PLANET. Project Evergreen had a small booth and a high profile at the Expo. And its president, Paul McDonough, spoke at the PLANET conference, declaring that his organization wants to be "the green industry's 'Got Milk?' campaign."
An ad from Bayer Environmental Science. As if toxic pesticides weren't scary enough...Gardner told me that from the moment Project Evergreen was formed in 2004, "activists tried to paint us as a front for the pesticide industry. That really upsets me."
He explained that it's a much broader coalition: "When I started this group, I called up about 25 people, from the turfgrass industry, golf course superintendents, sports turf managers, equipment, pesticide, and fertilizer manufacturers, PLANET, and others. I said, 'Let's get together and talk.'"
"Our goal," says Gardner, "is to set the record straight so consumers can make their own decisions."
| A self-guided mower, because human labor is just too unreliable. (Photo by Stan Cox) |
You need only look north, she says, to see that's not true: "In Canada, where bans on toxic lawn chemicals have been implemented in over 70 municipalities, the lawn care industry as a whole has continued to grow by 10 percent a year."
Green battlefield
A pesticide-and-fertilizer lobbying group called Responsible Industry for a Sound Environment (RISE) made news earlier this year, announcing in its "2005 Outlook" report that "We are watching the entire United States, but particularly the border states of New York, Connecticut, Maine, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Washington, for any activity relative to banning pesticides."
That image -- patrolling our border states to interdict and neutralize Canadian-style environmentalism -- may seem a bit over-the-top, but it's right at home in the "green industry," where vigilance and struggle are always prominent themes.
Those themes were strikingly evident in Orlando. The industry's mascot may be that linchpin of life on earth known as the chlorophyll molecule, but the Green Industry Expo is all about horsepower, lethality, and hustle. (View scenes of the 2005 GIE here.)
Let us spray
There's no question that chemistry plays a central role in the American lawn. According to Project Evergreen's website, 50 percent of households treat their lawns or gardens with pesticides, applying active ingredients at average annual rates of 2 pounds per acre for herbicides and 0.4 pounds for insecticides. Professional applicators apply an average 193 pounds of fertilizer per acre per year, while do-it-yourself homeowners use 139 pounds.
Because nutrients, especially phosphorus, can run off fertilized yards and sidewalks into storm drains or escape the shallow roots of turf grasses to pollute groundwater, some states and communities have restricted fertilizer use.
Contrary to industry claims, a Minnesota study indicated that "lush lawns are more of a water quality problem than poorer turf lawns," because of phosphorus runoff.
But it's pesticides that are the focus of most of the wrangling in Congress, state legislatures and regulatory agencies these days.
While agricultural use of pesticides has stagnated and industrial use has declined in recent years, business is booming in the home-and-garden sector. According to the Environmental Protection Agency's most recent statistics, home herbicide use almost doubled between 1982 and 2001.
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| EPA estimates of home-and-garden pesticide use. |
Every two years, the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) report on blood and urine concentrations of a wide variety of synthetic chemicals in a representative sample of Americans. In the 1999-2000 sampling, 2,4-D (2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic acid, one of the most widely used herbicides) was very rare or absent in the urine of all age groups tested. But the report released in July of this year, covering surveys from 2001-2002, 2,4-D was present in at least 25 percent of samples tested.
Anti-pesticide activists are forcefully targeting 2,4-D, citing a multitude of studies from the scientific literature they say demonstrate its toxicity to humans and other animals. Increased rates of lymphoma and bladder cancer have even been found among dogs whose owners use 2,4-D.
And Beyond Pesticides cites published research showing that 29 of the 30 most commonly used lawn pesticides are toxic to birds, fish, amphibians, and/or bees.
| A scene from the Green Industry Expo. This is the Hummer of fertilizers. (Photo by Stan Cox) |
In contrast, I had seen on Project Evergreen's website a number of information sheets citing the scientific literature and declaring pesticides generally safe if used correctly. But Den Gardner told me, "We're a 501(c)3 nonprofit, and not beholden to any interest groups. It's not our job to endorse any particular piece of research. There are no scientists in our organization."
There is no law against nonprofit groups evaluating research. And lack of scientific credentials has not stopped Project Evergreen from speaking out against local natural-lawn initiatives.
When communities on Boston's North Shore joined in an effort to curb chemical use, not by banning home pesticide use but simply through workshops on chemical-free lawn care led by medical and organic experts, Gardner complained to a Boston Globe reporter about misinformation from some activists."
Project Evergreen often turns to the scientific community for backup. In the group's tip sheet, "Banishing Pesky Pests to Create a Lush Lawn," associate professor Parwinder Grewal of Ohio State University explains the importance of treating early and often with pesticides: "It is too late for grub control when skunks have started digging the turf in search of a nice meal of fully developed, juicy grub larvae."
Shawnee Hoover says, "Project Evergreen has shown that it is fiercely against any kind of regulation of toxic chemicals. Isn't that a little strange for a group supposedly only concernedwith the benefits of green landscapes?
"It's a deceptive front. It doesn't represent the interests of the public, it represents the interests of the chemical industry, including RISE, Dow, Bayer, and Syngenta."
All of those, she says, were on a membership list that has since been removed from the organization's website.
Says Hoover, "Project Evergreen epitomizes the definition of 'greenwashing'."
From the farm to the lawn
In a 2003 paper published in the journal Antipode, Paul Robbins and Julie Sharp of Ohio State University's Geography Department noted that, "Profits from agricultural pesticides have been low for years," sending agrochemical manufacturers in search of new markets. Today, "their most reliable customers" are the makers of lawn-care products, who, in turn, are working to "increase the ranks of chemical-using lawn managers."
Robbins and Sharp concluded, "Changes in the broader economy of agricultural chemical manufacturing have paved the way for increases in the sales of lawn chemicals."
Indeed, most of the products that were being promoted by Monsanto, Dow, Syngenta, Bayer and other companies at the Green Industry Expo have the same active ingredients as common agricultural pesticides. And, thanks to the National Institutes of Health and EPA, there is now a huge body of epidemiological data on effects of exposure to ag chemicals.
In an NIH/EPA Agricultural Health Study that has been running since 1993, scientists have monitored the health of private and commercial pesticide applicators and spouses. Almost 90,000 people have been included in the continuing study.
When I asked one of the project's leaders, Dr. Aaron Blair of the National Cancer Institute, what has been learned so far, he summed up the situation this way: "Evidence from experimental and epidemiological studies suggests that some agricultural chemicals present risks to humans, but the magnitude of risk and specific exposures have not yet been well characterized. Outcomes of concern include cancer, neurologic diseases, reproductive problems, nonmalignant respiratory diseases, and injuries."
Green that brings in the green
A burgeoning chemical-free-lawn movement is offering loads of advice on alternative management of lawns, gardens and parks. But experts emphasize that it's not simply a matter of substituting this organic product for that synthetic one. Whole ecosystems have to be encouraged to regenerate, and that doesn't happen overnight.
The whole-ecosystem approach also doesn't generate enough of that kind of green that keeps the "green industry" going. As Robbins and Sharp put it in their paper, "Any truly sustainable alternative is, put simply, bad for business."
The Green Industry Expo is not the place to go to find stuff that's bad for business; there was no reason to expect that any company would be there to urge lawn-care providers to cut back on their purchased inputs and let nature take over. But, I figured, somebody must at least be trying to cash in on environmental concerns.
Weaving my way through rank after rank of mammoth, zero-turning-radius lawnmowers -- the typical specimen resembling a hybrid between a lunar rover and a La-Z-Boy recliner -- I searched for lawn-care approaches in a different shade of green..
LESCO of Cleveland, Ohio is one of the industry's major input suppliers. At the sprawling LESCO display, marketing director Bob West told me that his company does have an "Ecosential" line of products, but he's seen "minimal demand in isolated areas -- and you can probably guess where those areas are." He grinned.
"Look at Cape Cod, where there's more sensitivity about environmental issues. Our customers, the lawncare guys, might come in and ask for an organic product because one of their customers, a homeowner, requested it. More often than not, they'll end up going back to their traditional product. They find out, one, that it costs more; two, that it takes longer to see results; and three, they don't get the same level of results.
"It's a toughie. People say one thing with their emotions, another with their wallet."
I sat through a PLANET workshop on "best practices," waiting in vain for a discussion of thrift and restraint in chemical use. Speaker Bruce Wilson of the Wilson-Oyler Group did mention worker-safety training, but the focus was on vehicles and equipment.
Wilson had his own version of a three-item list: "Customers want to see green grass, beautiful flowers, and no weeds. If those things are in place, they're not looking at other stuff."
I resumed my search for alternatives, deep into shadows cast by the towering John Deere, Dow and Monsanto displays. And here and there I hit pay dirt, so to speak.
Gabe Diaz-Saavedra of Nature Safe Natural and Organic Fertilizers: "It's a high-end niche market. Most typically not middle-class, but upper-class homes. And you don't get that instant response a lot of people like. For instance, it takes eight to 12 weeks to see disease suppression."
Tammy Kovar Dorton of Plant Health Care, whose products include fungal and bacterial soil inoculants: "Green laws [that ban synthetic chemicals] are helping, but it's a slow evolution."
Greg Gill of Nutrients Plus, which sells blends of poultry compost, biosolids (i.e., sewage sludge), and standard synthetic fertilizers: "We're not tree-huggers. We try to sell the best fertilizer, and environmental benefits like disease and pest suppression are just icing on the cake. But most customers require synthetic fertilizer in the mix, for aesthetic reasons. When they see that fertilizer go down, they want to see green in a few days."
Who tells the story?
Last year, Project Evergreen put out an advertisement in the trade press, telling the lawn and garden industry that "legislation and regulations have been throwing the green industry some rough punches. And we're about to start fighting back." The ad featured a pair of well-worn leather work gloves and a pugnacious punchline: "The Gloves Are Off."
In line with what seems to be Project Evergreen strategy, there was no mention of pesticides or synthetic fertilizers in the ad -- only a parenthetic comment about "resources (such as water)." But it was widely viewed as an effort by big corporations to fight local pesticide bans.
Beyond Pesticides countered with a parody of "The Gloves Are Off" entitled "Get a Grip," in which a pair of flower-patterned garden gloves lay on a lawn just as green (pdf of both ads). It read, "The chemical lawn-care industry is worried that the word is getting out on the toxic hazards of lawn pesticides."
Den Gardner admitted that the Project Evergreen ad was probably too aggressive. "It was intended for landscape, lawncare, and other end-user businesses. It was never intended as a consumer campaign. But activists took it and ran with it. We learned there's no such thing as an internal issue in this business."
"But," said Gardner, looking on the bright side, "it also gave us instant notoriety!"
He showed me the centerpiece of his group's new, and very different, campaign: a photograph in which two young children sit on a manicured lawn, looking at an empty Adirondack chair. On the arm of the chair lies a book titled "Because Green Matters." The ad asks, "Who's telling your story?"
I asked Gardner how this campaign is being received in the "green industry." He smiled. "It's resonating well."
Condition green
In their study of the lawn-chemical economy, Robbins and Sharp noted that "property values are clearly associated with high-input green-lawn maintenance and use," and that "moreover, lawn-chemical users typically associated moral character and social responsibility with the condition of the lawn."
Those are the economic and social buttons that the lawn-product makers and Project Evergreen are pushing as they try to convince the "green industry," and you, that without constant vigilance, struggle, expense, and inevitably, a bit of industrial chemistry, the world would fade to black, white and sepia tones. Skunks would roam your front yard, feasting on fat, white grubs; you'd see your kid limp home after playing soccer in a hard, dusty vacant lot; your once-lush suburb would start to look like Sadr City.
That vision, however, is nowhere near as frightening as the toxic, ecologically impoverished future envisioned by anti-pesticide activists. And the turf war is on. Rounding a corner on the final day of the Expo, I came face to face with a large photo of a helmeted soldier. Glaring through a slot in a concrete bunker, he urged, "Defend your turf with Cavalcade. Make Cavalcade your weed control weapon of choice this spring."
Except for the camouflage on his face and helmet, there was no green in the picture.
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The deceptive naming of lobbying organizations is a cottage industry. Today if you see an organization called "Mothers United for Healthy Children" you can almost bet it is a front group for the fast food industry or the dairy industry. What is worse the government has been using the same techniques on their agenda.
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I had an a-hole like that live next door to me when I was a uni student. This idiot would always manicure his lawn and so on. His lawn looked absolutely immaculate. He would get agro & freak-out on you if you even drove your car across the verge in front of his fence near my driveway (grass strip next to the road - which is public property) which happened now & then. One day while playing music with friends in my garage - he dared called the cops on us because he thought our music was too loud - at 12 midday - while he was home from work just on his lunch break. We waited till he went back to work & then my housemates & friends (on my insistance) drove all over his lawn leaving great huge gouges in the dirt all over his fabulous lawn. We spent the whole arvo doing nasty donuts all over his precious front lawn. He never complained again (nor did he call the cops about the lawn damage). a bit reckless but ahhhhh the memories. fun days indeed......
BTW it is a fact that frqeunt lawn mowing releases more methane pollution into the atmosphere than a herd of cow crap. Mowing the lawn less will help reduce atmospheric global warming.
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Toxic water supplies for the sake of lawns - not a good trade off. During the build up to the invasion of Iraq, much ado was made about the fear of chemical weapons of mass destruction. Let's not poison our own environment and ourselves with compounds that were originally developed for that purpose.
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To use Walmart's rationale: Maybe a few businesses go under, but look at all the money you save...Well let's apply that concept to the lawncare industry: So they go outta business and people lose jobs; at least those unemployed people will save money by letting nature take care of their lawn for free.
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The funny thing was the weeds. None of them were native. Near as I can tell, most like spurge, were not local to the California desert where we lived. They were brought in with the lawns themselves. Our next door neighbor was trying to grow a willow tree, hibiscus and a golf course lawn in the hottest incorporated area in the country. And she was a professional landscape designer for one of the local developers.
Our lawn was a protest to this monoculture. I did pull out the spurge by hand, but counted 6 different grasses in our front lawn. The side of the front lawn was all native plants. We planted nothing but had a wide array including verbenia, coldenia and a rapidly growing palo verde tree.
She watered so much that we suddenly developed a weed problem and parts of our yard were never dry.
End the madness.
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My grandmother's lawn was full of dandelions and every spring she would harvest the young leaves for salad -- tastes like radiccio. Her sister made dandelion wine. To get worms for fishing was a simple matter of one shovel full of dirt, the yard was so full of worms. Anyone remember that after a summer rain all the sidewalks were covered with worms? What the hell happened to all the worms?
My "lawn" is green, but there is so many varieties of grass, weeds, and wildflowers, I often leave entire patches unmowed for the butterflys every year. Even in low rain seasons, I have a green "lawn" because everything growing there is native to my area and has evolved for the conditions within which it finds itself.
I have three large dogs in a fenced portion of my yard, so one might think it's nothing but dirt there now. Nope, green as ever (granted there are a few "trails" that the dog use regularly. One runs to the front gate, one runs to the back gate, and one runs to the small section, that I don't mow at all, that is overgrown with weeds, trees, and bushes, where they all "do their business").
I'm not poisoned by my yard, the dogs aren't posoined by my yard, and there is such a huge number of grasshoppers, crickets, and myriad other bugs, that when I mow I slow down so they can escape the mower blades.
My yard is "healthy" and that is good enough for me.
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Last year this fool came over with some kind of whiz-bangs that looked like he got them out of the Spanish Iquisition! He said they were his gift to me in the hope that I would get those pesky moles out of my yard!! I told him "Thanks, but no thanks" and explained what the moles did and showed him how rich my soil was.
Rich black soil on this red clay mountain is a rarity! He took my advice and now we call him "Mole Man". He actualy gets combative if somebody suggest anything but tender charity towards his moles!!
I took thase two whiz-bangs and sandblasted them. Then I welded the triggers shut and made table lamps out of them! Some goofy tourist gave me $500.00 for them at the local craft fair! Go figure!!
What I'm saying here is Ralph Waldo Emerson was right in "The Leaves of Grass". There is a world down there! A world with checks and balances that works just fine if we leave it alone and let it.
I mow every two weeks after letting the grass seed in the spring. (Grass will make it's own seed if you let it!!) I never pick up the clippings (That's the rabbits' job.) and I mulch the leaves. Other than a little weed pulling in the flower beds, that's it!
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The deceptive naming of lobbying organizations is a cottage industry. Today if you see an organization called "Mothers United for Healthy Children" you can almost bet it is a front group for the fast food industry or the dairy industry. What is worse the government has been using the same techniques on their agenda.
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I had an a-hole like that live next door to me when I was a uni student. This idiot would always manicure his lawn and so on. His lawn looked absolutely immaculate. He would get agro & freak-out on you if you even drove your car across the verge in front of his fence near my driveway (grass strip next to the road - which is public property) which happened now & then. One day while playing music with friends in my garage - he dared called the cops on us because he thought our music was too loud - at 12 midday - while he was home from work just on his lunch break. We waited till he went back to work & then my housemates & friends (on my insistance) drove all over his lawn leaving great huge gouges in the dirt all over his fabulous lawn. We spent the whole arvo doing nasty donuts all over his precious front lawn. He never complained again (nor did he call the cops about the lawn damage). a bit reckless but ahhhhh the memories. fun days indeed......
BTW it is a fact that frqeunt lawn mowing releases more methane pollution into the atmosphere than a herd of cow crap. Mowing the lawn less will help reduce atmospheric global warming.
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Toxic water supplies for the sake of lawns - not a good trade off. During the build up to the invasion of Iraq, much ado was made about the fear of chemical weapons of mass destruction. Let's not poison our own environment and ourselves with compounds that were originally developed for that purpose.
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To use Walmart's rationale: Maybe a few businesses go under, but look at all the money you save...Well let's apply that concept to the lawncare industry: So they go outta business and people lose jobs; at least those unemployed people will save money by letting nature take care of their lawn for free.
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The funny thing was the weeds. None of them were native. Near as I can tell, most like spurge, were not local to the California desert where we lived. They were brought in with the lawns themselves. Our next door neighbor was trying to grow a willow tree, hibiscus and a golf course lawn in the hottest incorporated area in the country. And she was a professional landscape designer for one of the local developers.
Our lawn was a protest to this monoculture. I did pull out the spurge by hand, but counted 6 different grasses in our front lawn. The side of the front lawn was all native plants. We planted nothing but had a wide array including verbenia, coldenia and a rapidly growing palo verde tree.
She watered so much that we suddenly developed a weed problem and parts of our yard were never dry.
End the madness.
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Posted by: BlueTigress on Nov 17, 2005 12:52 PM
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Posted by: muppet on Nov 17, 2005 7:18 PM
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Posted by: karyse on Nov 18, 2005 8:48 AM
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My grandmother's lawn was full of dandelions and every spring she would harvest the young leaves for salad -- tastes like radiccio. Her sister made dandelion wine. To get worms for fishing was a simple matter of one shovel full of dirt, the yard was so full of worms. Anyone remember that after a summer rain all the sidewalks were covered with worms? What the hell happened to all the worms?
My "lawn" is green, but there is so many varieties of grass, weeds, and wildflowers, I often leave entire patches unmowed for the butterflys every year. Even in low rain seasons, I have a green "lawn" because everything growing there is native to my area and has evolved for the conditions within which it finds itself.
I have three large dogs in a fenced portion of my yard, so one might think it's nothing but dirt there now. Nope, green as ever (granted there are a few "trails" that the dog use regularly. One runs to the front gate, one runs to the back gate, and one runs to the small section, that I don't mow at all, that is overgrown with weeds, trees, and bushes, where they all "do their business").
I'm not poisoned by my yard, the dogs aren't posoined by my yard, and there is such a huge number of grasshoppers, crickets, and myriad other bugs, that when I mow I slow down so they can escape the mower blades.
My yard is "healthy" and that is good enough for me.
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Posted by: bdcbryan@hotmail.com on Nov 19, 2005 3:54 PM
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Posted by: bdcbryan@hotmail.com on Nov 19, 2005 4:04 PM
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Posted by: stoney13 on Nov 27, 2005 3:38 PM
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Last year this fool came over with some kind of whiz-bangs that looked like he got them out of the Spanish Iquisition! He said they were his gift to me in the hope that I would get those pesky moles out of my yard!! I told him "Thanks, but no thanks" and explained what the moles did and showed him how rich my soil was.
Rich black soil on this red clay mountain is a rarity! He took my advice and now we call him "Mole Man". He actualy gets combative if somebody suggest anything but tender charity towards his moles!!
I took thase two whiz-bangs and sandblasted them. Then I welded the triggers shut and made table lamps out of them! Some goofy tourist gave me $500.00 for them at the local craft fair! Go figure!!
What I'm saying here is Ralph Waldo Emerson was right in "The Leaves of Grass". There is a world down there! A world with checks and balances that works just fine if we leave it alone and let it.
I mow every two weeks after letting the grass seed in the spring. (Grass will make it's own seed if you let it!!) I never pick up the clippings (That's the rabbits' job.) and I mulch the leaves. Other than a little weed pulling in the flower beds, that's it!
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