Country Club First: Walking Around in the RNC's Wonderland

By Andy Kroll, AlterNet. Posted September 4, 2008.

Somewhere between the eight-foot metal fence surrounding the Xcel Energy Center, the armed Secret Service agents scrutinizing all credentialed entrants, the bomb-sniffing dogs, the metal detectors and the arena's front door, the reality that normally governs our world -- the one built on coherence, logic and reason -- gets thrown out the window. Replacing it is an alternate reality, an insularity that is distinctly Republican, inside of which there exists a type of magical thinking seen only when large groups of Republicans gather together.

Heading into this week's Republican National Convention, the Party faithful were prepared for a more subdued event, especially compared to the exuberance of Denver. After all, numerous Republican politicians had declined to attend the convention. And the GOP, we were told, was in crisis: minority status in House and Senate, abysmal approval ratings for the Republican president and party leaders comparing the Republican brand to bad dog food and watching ruefully as today's young generation of voters flocked to Obama and the Democratic Party.

Yet once in St. Paul and Minneapolis, that mentality changed. Out went the glumness, and in came the back-patting, reassurances and Republicans magical thinking. Take, for instance, the convention's theme: "Country First." It's been a rallying cry for politicians, organizers and fundraisers the entire week -- both inside the convention hall and outside its fortified walls. But what "Country" is that? And who exactly lives there? Certainly not the people of St. Paul. Republican big names here operate in their own separate worlds, in which swanky downtown hotels, the convention center and invitation-only, corporate-sponsored parties populate their daily schedule, with luxury cars whisking them from place to place. Looking out their blacked-out windows, St. Paul might just as well be Chicago, St. Louis or Cleveland. And as for their theme, "Country Club First" would be more apt.

Here on Planet RNC, Republican candidates John McCain and Sarah Palin are, regardless of all evidence to the contrary, reformers who we're told will vanquish the special interests of Washington. In her acceptance speech, Palin lauded McCain's "record of actual achievement and reform" which "helps explain why so many special interests, lobbyists, and comfortable committee chairmen in Congress have fought the prospect of a McCain presidency." Never mind that those very same lobbyists run the Arizona senator's campaign. And that most corrupt of politicians, Rudy Giuliani, extolled Palin's record of reform in his keynote speech, claiming, "That's the kind of reformer we need -- she shook up Alaska. She'll shake up Washington." Never mind that Palin first supported the infamous "Bridge to Nowhere," nor that with each day her record of fighting special interests looks less and less impressive.

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Andy Kroll is a summer intern at The Nation. His writing has appeared at Campus Progress, CBSNews.com, and The Progressive Review. He can be reached at andykroll (at) gmail.com.

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