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My Last Column

By Annalee Newitz, AlterNet. Posted July 2, 2008.


After 9 long years, it's time to move on. One final thought: don't ever stop ruthlessly criticizing everything that exists.

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I've been writing this column for nine years. I was here with you through the dot-com boom and the crash. I made fun of the rise of Web 2.0 when that was called for, and screamed about digital surveillance under the USA-PATRIOT Act when that was required (actually, that's still required). I've ranted about everything from obscenity law to genetic engineering, and I've managed to stretch this column's techie mandate to include meditations on electronic music and sexology. Every week I gave you my latest brain dump, even when I was visiting family in Saskatchewan or taking a year off from regular journalism work to study at MIT.

But now it's time for me to move on. This is my last Techsploitation column, and I'm not going to pretend it's not a sad time for me. Writing this column was the first awesome job I got after fleeing a life of adjunct professor hell at UC Berkeley. I was still trying to figure out what I would do with my brain when Dan Pulcrano of the Silicon Valley Metro invited me out for really strong martinis at Blondie's Bar in the Mission District and offered me a job writing about tech workers in Silicon Valley. My reaction? I wrote a column about geeks doing drugs and building insanely cool shit at Burning Man. I felt like the hipster survivalist festival was the only event that truly captured the madness of the dot-com culture I saw blooming and dying all around me. I can't believe Dan kept me on, but he did.

Since then, my column also found a home in the Guardian and online at Alternet.org, two of the best leftist publications I've ever had the honor to work with. I've always believed the left needed a strong technical wing, and I've tried to use Techsploitation to articulate what exactly it would mean to be a political radical who also wants to play with tons of techie consumerist crap.

There are plenty of libertarians among techie geeks and science nerds, but it remains my steadfast belief that a rational, sustainable future society must include a strong collectivist vision. We should strive to use technologies to form communities, to make it easier for people to help the most helpless members of society. A pure free-market ideology only leads to a kind of oblivious cruelty when it comes to social welfare. I don't believe in big government, but I do believe in good government. And I still look forward to the day when capitalism is crushed by a smarter, better system where everyone can be useful and nobody dies on the street of a disease that could have been prevented by a decent socialized health-care system.

So I'm not leaving Techsploitation behind because I've faltered in my faith that one day my socialist robot children will form baking cooperatives off the shoulder of Saturn. I'm just moving on to other mind-ensnaring projects. Some of you may know that I've become the editor of io9.com, a blog devoted to science fiction, science, and futurism. For the past six months I've been working like a maniac on io9, and I've also hired a kickass team of writers to work with me. So if you want a little Techsploitation feeling, be sure to stop by io9.com. We're there changing the future, saving the world, and hanging out in spaceships right now.

I also have another book project cooking in the back of my brain, so when I'm not blogging about robots and post-human futures, I'm also writing a book-length narrative about, um, robots and post-human futures. Also pirates.

The past nine years of Techsploitation would have been nothing without my readers, and I hope you can picture me with tears in my eyes when I write that. I've gotten so many cool e-mails from you guys over the years that they've filled my heart forever with glorious, precise rants about free software, digital liberties, sex toys, genetic engineering, copyright, capitalism, art, video games, science fiction, the environment, and the future -- and why I'm completely, totally wrong about all of them. I love you dorks! Don't ever stop ruthlessly criticizing everything that exists. It is the only way we'll survive.

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Posted by: phyxius on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM   
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Nooooo!!! You'll be missed. :(

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Newitz columns were always a nice break from the standard mantra's.
Posted by: ABetterFuture on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM   
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Some of her columns were more interesting than others, but I never read one that was deliberately mean, poorly thought over, or contained any outright lies.

She sets the bar high for 'net journalists and interwibble boggers.

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» You'll have to search the google. Posted by: ABetterFuture
bummer
Posted by: Moira61 on Jul 3, 2008 3:35 AM   
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You will be missed. I've gone ahead and bookmarked io9. Best of luck to you!

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Towards...
Posted by: talkville on Jul 3, 2008 3:55 AM   
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Avanti, Annalee!

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One last request.
Posted by: BillDouglas on Jul 3, 2008 5:48 AM   
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"One final thought: don't ever stop ruthlessly criticizing everything that exists."

Why not go out with a bang, and live up to your above statement.

LOOK AT THE FACTS REGARDING 9/11. ALTERNET HAS SPENT YEARS CHASTIZING ANYONE WHO RUTHLESSLY CRITICIZED THE IMPOSSIBLE OFFICIAL 9/11 STORY, AND DEMANDED A NEW INVESTIGATION.

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» RE: One last request. Posted by: carbon-based
» RE: One last request. Posted by: Dboy
Sad...
Posted by: jgrossnas on Jul 3, 2008 5:55 AM   
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I looked forward to seeing your columns regularly here on Alternet. I always found your work to be thoughtful and fun. It just won't be the same without you. Thanks for all the fine work and good luck with your future projects.

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Posted by: zipoka on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 AM   
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I don't like her calling Alternet "leftist". On Alternet, truth has always been the important element. I value Alternet for the reporting and commentary that you can't get elsewhere. I'd rather it be called alternative or progressive. The old left and right labels just don't apply any more. You don't have to be "tax and spend" or "bleeding heart" to want to know what's really going on in the world. My bible thumping friends and family complain that the news outlets are too liberal. I have a hard time convincing them that the editorial decision is in what is left out, what is not published, not aired, not covered in the news.

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Thanks for the great work at AlterNet
Posted by: matrix on Jul 3, 2008 11:45 AM   
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Any chance to reconsider? Your stuff here at AlterNet is interesting, entertaining, and another reason why I’m a subscriber. I’m with you on the science fiction, however, and the io9 site is very very cool. Best of luck to you Annalee!

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Best of fortune to you Annalee in these darkening times.
Posted by: nightgaunt on Jul 3, 2008 12:52 PM   
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Maybe AltNet will still pick up your columns in the future to reprint them for us? I will check out io9.com today.

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hi-bye annalee
Posted by: cyr3n on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM   
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Hey Annalee, I've been a fan of your work here and been following your stuff on io9 since December '07! Thanks for all the great insight. Charlie Anders is a good hire too, he picks up on tons of indie sci-fi projects most other media outlets would ignore. See you on the flip-side!

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good forecasting, annalee
Posted by: whoopingcrone on Jul 4, 2008 4:03 AM   
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Just like in the previous really, really dark ages of McCarthy's 1950s,
before much longer the only safe "where" for social commenting will be sci-fi.
Good on you for recognizing it soon enough.

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You are the Bestest!
Posted by: Plexius2 on Jul 4, 2008 10:28 AM   
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I would still be an ignorant lump had it not been for you. Now I am a knowledgeable lump. Thank you Thank YOU THANK YOU!!!

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Dork
Posted by: Declan on Jul 4, 2008 5:35 PM   
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I'll miss your dork photo, your dork hair and your dork glasses.
I'm more than twice your age and have attained twice your level of dorkiness. I've been a dork sci-fi guy since before you were born.
So I'll just say I'll check out your new dork gig. Best of luck to you

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mick3
Posted by: mick3 on Jul 4, 2008 5:44 PM   
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Annalee, thanks and good luck. We who cry in the wilderness unheard have had so few with a public voice on our wavelength. Ya done good.

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Ciao, chiquita, but see you over on io9
Posted by: DaBear on Jul 4, 2008 10:11 PM   
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You'll be missed here... in fact your column is what brought me to Alternet originally.

SO I've bookmarked io9 and might even make it my startup page.

Oh, one other thing, Annalee.... once I cough up the cash for XBox 360, I'll hunt you down on Halo3 just so we can slaughter those 11 year olds with abandon! (Psst... look for Bodie6)

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a dissenting vote
Posted by: hotar on Jul 5, 2008 10:43 AM   
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Well, now. Quite the love-fest. I hope Ms. Newitz is grateful, because I don't think her lazy, self-indulgent, lackluster prose deserves such high praise, and I won't miss it.

Yeah, maybe she should've gone out with a bang, and told the final, irrevocable, undeniable truth about 9/11 (Ha! Just kidding).

Best of luck with yor new gig, Ms. Newitz.

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As that old saying goes . . .
Posted by: countingdaisies on Jul 8, 2008 12:18 PM   
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Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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good night and good luck
Posted by: whathaway on Jul 9, 2008 6:27 PM   
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I have enjoyed your column since it started here many moons ago. Thanks for all the great, intelligent writing. Alternet will be hard pressed to find a replacement.

peace

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Thank you
Posted by: rclord on Jul 10, 2008 1:49 AM   
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I've really enjoyed your columns, and will definitely read i09.

Good-bye and good-luck.

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Thanks and good luck
Posted by: Illiteratilumen on Jul 10, 2008 8:36 AM   
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I'll be sure to check out your new project.

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Bye! Have Fun!
Posted by: gacl on Jul 14, 2008 10:11 PM   
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Your articles were always so different from the rest here in Alternet. Oh, well. . . Good luck!

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