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Mother Nature Dumps on George

By Jim Hightower, AlterNet. Posted May 18, 2005.


On Earth Day, George gets to ride on Air Force One to some national park where he can pose as Environmental Man all day long. This year, Mother Nature messed it up.
Jim Hightower

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George W. loves April. Not because the cherry blossoms are in bloom, but because April 22nd is Earth Day, which means he gets to put on some Khaki pants, a plaid shirt, some hiking-type boots—and then gets to ride on Air Force One to some national park where he can pose as Environmental Man all day long.

But this year, Mother Nature (damn her) messed up George's day. He was fully outfitted and had been flown out to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, where a horde of TV cameras, photographers, and reporters were going to record him working with a gaggle of volunteers to help restore a trail in the park. George loves being depicted as a regular worker guy, and Karl Rove had carefully screened the volunteers so no pesky Democrats or Sierra Club kooks would interrupt his scripted moment with some nasty remark (you know, like pointing out that George has broken his promise to eliminate the $4 billion backlog on repairing our deteriorating park system, and instead has actually increased the back log to $5 billion).

It was to be a swell day—but Mother Nature (damn her, again) whipped up a thunderstorm, and poor George had to give his environmental talk inside a cold, dank hanger at the airport, speaking to his own aides and some military personnel. This made him a bit grumpy in his brief talk: "In the park, had I been there, I would have reminded people today is Earth Day, a day in which we recommit ourselves to being good stewards of the land."

Then George flew back to Washington to continue pushing for policies allowing oil drillers, clear-cutters, and strip-miners to plunder our national parks and pollute our environment. But he did make one sensible suggestion while in the park—he encouraged Americans to save our environment through volunteer action.

I agree. Please volunteer with your local Sierra Club or other grassroots environmental group to defeat George's corporate assault on Mother Earth.

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Jim Hightower is the best-selling author of Let's Stop Beating Around the Bush, from Viking Press. For more information, visit jimhightower.com.

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ECO George
Posted by: nakis on May 25, 2005 1:39 PM   
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I seem to remember something about his administration pushing for mountaintop mining. This is where the mining industry can blast the crap out of mountiantops to get at coal and dump billions of tons of rock waste into the valleys and streams. An ecological nightmare.
Oh yes, pose for those photo ops as the man of the people. I think he and his staff should get academy awards across the board. To sell him as someone for the people and actually be an environmental butcher is a top notch production. To actually go where he caused massive damage and pose as someone who protects is as much an abomination as his foriegn policy, economic policies, AIDS policy, education policy, domestic policies, religious policies, on and on..... .
Spank the media.
But don't fret too much. Bush has his come uppance coming. Just a feeling.

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