Stories by Will Durst
Will Durst is a political comic, syndicated columnist, AM radio talk show host and defense liability.
Durst offers his annual list of objects, sights and experiences that make life just a tiny bit more worthwhile for a creaky reprobate.
Posted on Nov 25, 2003, Source: AlterNet
When we said, "Mission Accomplished," we didn't actually mean "mission accomplished," if, in "mission," you assume we meant the act of subduing Iraq, and "accomplished" would refer to the event being over.
Posted on Nov 4, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Our greatest enemy in the fight for what's right is the opposition party.
Posted on Oct 28, 2003, Source: AlterNet
A vast left wing conspiracy is responsible for Rush Limbaugh's unfortunate addiction to hillbilly heroine.
Posted on Oct 16, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Arnold makes his case for a Schwarzenegger-riffic 'Colliephonia.'
Posted on Oct 6, 2003, Source: AlterNet
As opposed to the sitting governor, who can't get away with anything, Schwarzenegger gets away with everything, or more accurately, saying absolutely nothing.
Posted on Oct 1, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Will Rogers said, "It's easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Posted on Sep 23, 2003, Source: AlterNet
President Bush writes to dear old friend Kofi Annan trying to make amends for spring-time quarrels.
Posted on Sep 9, 2003, Source: AlterNet
My wife is convinced her people are flying down right now to bring her back to Mars and in preparation she has dropped a homing beacon and packed artifacts and the voluminous notes she has taken of our civilization.
Posted on Sep 5, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Ten suggestions to help Gray Davis survive the recall.
Posted on Aug 25, 2003, Source: AlterNet
The recall process in California has been called a circus, total chaos and a carnival. Which is it? Answer: More of a geek show populated by ventriloquists on a rusty roller coaster.
Posted on Aug 19, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Only through the grace of Dubyah's faith have we finally been able to identify the fresh cancer poised to eat through the intestines of the American belly. And that toxic threat is gay marriage.
Posted on Aug 11, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Thanks to car-alarm king Darrell Issa's deep and noisy pockets, we, the Golden-plated state have recaptured the zenith of zany.
Posted on Aug 1, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Recently, President Bush has seen his poll numbers drop faster than a beer keg falling out of the loading bay of an airborne C-130.
Posted on Jul 28, 2003, Source: AlterNet
The Democrats are almost as bad as the Republicans. But as we've seen in the last two and a half years, a lot of lives fit in the margins of that "almost."
Posted on Jul 15, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Ending the 02-03 Major League Judicial Season on a decidedly quirky note, the Supreme Court left the building by blowing liberals a big fat wet sloppy farewell kiss.
Posted on Jul 8, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead. Oh, Wait, No, He's Not. Sorry. Soon Though. Promise. And Repeat.
Posted on Jun 30, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Since releasing her book, Hillary Clinton is all over the news, attracting as much praise as criticism.
Posted on Jun 24, 2003, Source: AlterNet
If you think Rosenthal's victory will cause the Bush administration to slow down their feverish crackdown on medical marijuana, you might want to hold off on investing all your money in rolling paper manufacturers.
Posted on Jun 11, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Now we're in charge of Iraq and still can't find nothing.
Posted on May 23, 2003, Source: AlterNet
You just can't go wrong with a tax-cut like this. The list of winners goes on and on.
Posted on May 13, 2003, Source: AlterNet
The Bush agenda: connect two totally disparate cause and effect links then get increasingly strident about it. And presto: instant policy.
Posted on May 9, 2003, Source: AlterNet
It's the red white and blue tax cut and the only people lined up against it are un-American Saddam-loving Commie pinko yellow rat bastards.
Posted on Apr 28, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Why aren't there any liberal talk show hosts?
Posted on Apr 22, 2003, Source: AlterNet
"Commenting on the epidemic looting in Baghdad, Secretary Rumsfeld allowed that democracy is untidy" ... and other fine tidbits.
Posted on Apr 14, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Geraldo Rivera and the entire 101st Airborne are right outside that giant flat rock with the bird poop on it.
Posted on Apr 7, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Frequently Asked Questions About the War on Iraq.
Posted on Mar 24, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't be surprised. Always a lot of unintended consequences when you go to war.
Posted on Mar 18, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Will Durst's partial list of things to make sure are only a quick run downstairs on top of the dryer away in case of unctuously extreme emergency.
Posted on Mar 10, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Well, we weren't sure when it was going to happen, but our impending war with Iraq has finally risen to the noble heights of a reality TV show on Fox hosted by Playboy twins.
Posted on Feb 25, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Scheduling a war is such a pain in the neck.
Posted on Feb 24, 2003, Source: AlterNet
That's how the Office of Homeland Security says we can make our homes safe in the event of a biological, chemical or radiological agent attack.
Posted on Feb 14, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Stuff so far out that it has to be real.
Posted on Feb 6, 2003, Source: AlterNet
The Administration has cautioned the public to expect the General to reveal no smoking gun. Probably not a smoking knife either.
Posted on Feb 4, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Hans Blix is not the Bush Administration's favorite guy right about now.
Posted on Jan 28, 2003, Source: AlterNet
News that's just far out enough to be true.
Posted on Jan 21, 2003, Source: AlterNet
As a matter of fact Americans are all in favor of more perks for the rich because the American people only think of the gajillion tax breaks they'll be raking in when they become rich.
Posted on Jan 14, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Yes, we're doing a resolutions column. What's the matter with you guys? Its the beginning of the year. That's what you do. A resolutions column.
Posted on Jan 7, 2003, Source: AlterNet
When you're trying to shed light on a possible conspiracy, you DON'T PUT HENRY KISSINGER IN CHARGE.
Posted on Dec 3, 2002, Source: AlterNet
California has the economy, the weather, the entertainment, the wine, and the right ideas. Why not start our own thing?
Posted on Nov 12, 2002, Source: WorkingForChange.com
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