Cancel All Your Plans: Only Two Days Left of May Masturbation Month

Although self-love needs no excuse.

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Cancel all your plans. There are only two days left of May Masturbation Month. So if you haven’t been masturbating non-stop (I know some of you are champions of this) then the time has come to do you!

The great thing about masturbating is you get to do whatever the hell you want. No one is judging your music taste or wondering why your face is grimacing and grunting. 

It's not a requirement to have sex with anyone else. You’re probably doing just fine on your own.

Alright, sex is sorta cool. But it’s even better if you can enjoy doing it on your own first. Or as Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "we must be our own before we can be another's." I’m not sure if Emerson was referring to wanking it, but he was a poet so he probably was no stranger to masturbation.

Because you have to wait an year to devote an entire month to masturbation again, I’m giving away three special prizes over the last days of May. Be sure to follow me on Twitter and retweet me to win some amazing prizes from MasqueCrazy Girl, and Good Vibrations.

I’m even giving away the new and improved Original Magic Wand Vibrator, AKA the Cadillac of Vibrators. Ladies, if you’re not a champion of masturbation yet, this bad boy will get you there faster than you can say scream, “OMG I love orgasms.”

Don’t worry, if you’re panicked about missing the greatest month ever, you still have time to touch yourself. Masturbation Month is a reminder that masturbating should be celebrated all the time and never condemned. You can spend the rest of your life masturbating! 

 

Emily Morse is a San Francisco based filmmaker, actress, model and host of Sex With Emily.