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The Onion: Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is "Totally Badass"

Posted by ZP Heller, The Onion at 7:29 AM on June 24, 2008.


Arguments Against Overruled by "How Fucking Sweet It Is"

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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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ZP Heller is the editorial director of Brave New Films. He has written for The American Prospect, AlterNet, The Philadelphia Inquirer, and The Huffington Post, covering everything from politics to pop culture.


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