The Onion: New Poll Shows Bullsh*t Is the Most Important Issue for US Voters [VIDEO]

Posted by Adam Howard, AlterNet at 12:43 PM on March 6, 2008.

Yet more funny because it's true news from the Onion.

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In campaign 2008, according to the Onion, the big issues won't be health care, Iraq, and the economy. It'll be straight up bullshit, like the candidates' relationships with their current or ex spouses, what their religion is or if they're patriotic enough. Why is that the Onion is so much more perceptive and accurate than the real news? Now that's sad. Check out the video to your right for more.

Tagged as: the onion, media, voters, satire

Adam Howard is the editor of PEEK.

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The American Political System is BULLSHIT... [Report this comment] Posted by: Cathyc on Mar 6, 2008 1:49 PM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] ... through and through! Its like a Soap Opera and yet the MAJORITY of people fall for all the crap. Weird. Very very strange indeed. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Great video! [Report this comment] Posted by: joeunix on Mar 6, 2008 2:13 PM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. Thanks, Alternet, I needed the laugh. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] *Spelling Bullshit Bullsht Is, Of Course ... [Report this comment] Posted by: gazooks on Mar 6, 2008 3:02 PM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] ... Bullshit. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Its hilarious, but truly tragic** [Report this comment] Posted by: Cathyc on Mar 6, 2008 3:44 PM Current rating: 2 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] that SO many Americans and their christian clones around the globe, fall-in-love with this lethal bullshit! Are we humans REALLY outnumbered by these personified Weapons of Mass Destruction??? [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Awesome [Report this comment] Posted by: kepstein7777 on Mar 7, 2008 2:34 AM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] They really did a good job on this. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] what a hoot [Report this comment] Posted by: Grandma Crabby on Mar 7, 2008 9:21 AM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] I haven't laughed so hard in a while! If regular news was more honest, they would have reports JUST like that. Go Onion! VideoProductionTips = Learn Internet Video [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Normally, I don't find "The Onion" very funny [Report this comment] Posted by: kww355 on Mar 7, 2008 10:40 AM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] but this was a classic! Totally on the mark and so true that it's almost sad. Analogous to the jester in the middle ages...he was the only one who dared to speak the truth. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] As stated, it would be very funny if it ... [Report this comment] Posted by: ShrubtheWarcriminal on Mar 8, 2008 6:00 AM Current rating: 1 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] ...were not so true. If anyone here thinks that Clinton or Obama have a real chance to win in the end then you are having Bullshit dreams. In my mind their is not a hairs different between their bullshit. In fact their bullshit is their substance. All the real progressive candidates have been minimized and/or marginalized, like Kuchinich, Edwards. Sad commentary on this party and country. That is why I am voting for a third party candidate for first time in my life unless one of these two bozos can convince me that they are true progressives. Hell will sooner freeze over I am sure. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] The Onion is America's Finest News Source [Report this comment] Posted by: DHopper on Mar 8, 2008 9:33 AM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] They were scary accurate in January of 2001 too: Bush: "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over" [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Here's a story on just that notion [Report this comment] Posted by: Beagle17 on Mar 9, 2008 9:30 PM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] Amusing Ourselves to Depth Is The Onion our most intelligent newspaper? The Onion is one of the few newspapers actually growing these days. This analysis says it’s not just because people are so frivolous, but that mainstream newspapers are too caught up in their objective posturing to remain overly relevant. We get our opinions elsewhere these days. What does it mean when fake news clues you in better than real news? [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

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