"Hoohah"... bwahahahahaha! What a crack-up.

I say we go back to the Roman pagan rites for Valentine's Day, with pagan priests & priestesses pairing up couples at random (drawing lots from an urn) to get "hoohah" together to honor eros. It's a one day wing ding of consensual mix-em-up for the kids.

Otherwise why even do the choco-diamond-death-day thing at all? It's dishonest, kinda like the Republikaaner chicks who want everyone to buy husband/daddy's corporation's shit so they can avoid vulgarity like their own bodies. More power to the prescient young women performing the "hoohah" Monologues! At least that's honest.

Like Mrs. Bear always says, "every day should be Valentine's Day. If you need one day a year to remember how to express your love for another, you haven't learned enough to be a lover yet." Go, Bears!

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