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Letterman: Top ten chapter titles in George W. Bush's memoirs

Posted by Jennifer Fox at 3:00 AM on July 13, 2006.


Letterman suggests some chapter titles for President Bush's memoirs, including, 'The War in Iraq, a 6-foot sandwich, and other things I started but couldn't finish.'

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David Letterman used the fact that George W. Bush is working on his memoirs as fuel for his July 11 Top Ten list Top ten chapter titles in George W. Bush's memoirs.

Letterman uses many of Bush's highest achievements as fuel for chapter titles,including his cheerleader years and his impressively low approval rating.

The crowning achievement from this list is definitely number seven, 'The War in Iraq, a 6-foot sandwich, and other things I started but couldn't finish.'

No word yet on whether Bush has officially adopted any of the titles.




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Jennnifer Fox is an AlterNet intern.


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Letterman's Laughs At Bush Are Tops!
Posted by: keenekarl on Jul 13, 2006 7:48 AM   
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David Letterman really hit it on the head with his top ten list of Bush Memoire Chapter Titles! The Dems should take note! If they can't get Dave to help them campaign, they should inject some similar humor into their own campaign ads and speeches! I think they'd find alot of people laughing all the way to the polls to elect Democrats!

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This was good, but...
Posted by: xbj on Jul 14, 2006 7:42 AM   
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...I'm still waiting for them to pick up this one:

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Unfortunately it's not funny
Posted by: Reader11722 on Jul 14, 2006 1:20 PM   
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Letterman is funny but the situtation is not.
Bush and the Neo-cons cannot continue to violate the 1st Amendment by putting demonstrators behind fences and pressuring book outlets to drop "America Deceived" by E.A Blayre III. Another number, 4th Amendment cannot be usurped by allowing the gov't to illegally wire-tap our phones. Those are some real significant numbered clauses, not a countdown on Letterman.
Last link (before Google Books submits to force):
http://www.iuniverse.com
/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0

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