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No More Jokes: Jon Stewart Thinks Cheney Is a Total Dick

Posted by Isaac Fitzgerald, AlterNet at 2:00 PM on February 6, 2009.


Seriously Dick, why do you have to be such a dick?

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Seriously Dick, why do you have to be such a dick? Jon Stewart goes after Cheney for his pathetic attempts at playing a pre-emptive (of course) blame game.

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TRY CHENEY NOW FOR WAR CRIMES
Posted by: Rosasharn on Feb 6, 2009 2:46 PM   
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We're seeing more of him now that he's no longer VP? We need to silence these WAR CRIMINALS (CHENEY, BUSH, ROVE, RICE, WOLFOWITZ Etc) by bringing them to TRIAL. ASAP! Rush Limbaugh should also be indicted for war crimes for administering WAR PROPAGANDA for these mofos. Let's shut these murderers DOWN!

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Bush/Cheney doesn't know when to shut up
Posted by: pelican beak on Feb 6, 2009 2:55 PM   
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Previous administrations understood that when they left office, they left office and a new administration took over. Their thoughts were no longer relevant as they had been, and simple decorum was to quiet down for a while.

Bush/Cheney seems intent on continuing to be the same idiot inappropriate loud-mouth gasbags they were while in the Oval Office.

The stupid gullible Xtian "value-voters" who were responsible for enabling bushco to steal the elections, and their entire infantile-deplorable religion, will continue to be a wicked evil curse on humanity at least until these imbeciles learn to shut up.

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And the mainstream media wonders why its audience is eroding ...
Posted by: scurvybro on Feb 6, 2009 4:04 PM   
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Forget the ascendance of the Internet, text messaging, social networks, etc.

Jon Stewart serves as perhaps the starkest reason why the public continues to turn away from mainstream news media. He calls public officials on their bulls**t, while the MSM dutifully laps up whatever manure is shoveled to them at face value.

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He is DANGEROUS!
Posted by: weslen1 on Feb 6, 2009 7:05 PM   
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Obama needs to have someone monitoring every step this freak of nature TAKES and every bit of communication and investigating everyone he communicates WITH. This guy is DANGEROUS! AND, if he's talking about a terrorist attack NOW, he's probably already got it planned. HE is the TERRORIST and he and Bush and all their minions are the EXTREMISTS they FEAR so much.
They set OUT to destroy this country as we know it and they got pretty far in their PLAN, but they didn't FINISH. And I wouldn't let them get another CHANCE.

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gwazdos
Posted by: gwazdos1 on Feb 7, 2009 4:15 AM   
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SAME STORY THAT I WILL BE REPEATING ALL YEAR SO SOME HOW YOU WILL ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT THE REPUBLICAN’S AND THEIR SO-CALLED LEADERS STAND FOR. THEIR NEW PARTY LEADER RUSH (FAT MAN) LIMBAUGH AND HIS CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN WHO HAS AN IQ OF 5 REFLECTS WHAT THE REPUGS STAND FOR AND NOW WE HAVE NUT CAKE CHENEY SPEAKING FROM HIS CAVE. REMEMBER THIS STATMENT AND ALL WILL BE CLEAR - REPUBLICANS - CANCER - SAME DISEASE, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY TO MAKE THEM RICHER AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOUR SPIRIT. SIMPLE STUFF AMERICA. KEEP YOU HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS AS THEY WANT MORE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES EVEN THOUGH THEIR ARE NOW ALL MILLIONAIRES

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» RE: gwazdos Posted by: blitzmesser
The dick's dick, Richard !!
Posted by: godsbreath64 on Feb 7, 2009 5:05 AM   
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Precision sedition.

Pure and simple.

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charles linberg
Posted by: charles-linberg on Feb 7, 2009 6:16 AM   
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I suppose we could just shoot all of them in case some may be guilty. Then none of them will ever attack us, only worry we will have then is the additional million we created to hate and attack us. Dick just go to Duncan and collect your blood money and shut up.

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How about a new sitcom …let’s call it “The Inmates”…
Posted by: TFYQA on Feb 7, 2009 7:58 AM   
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“The Inmates”…

Scene 1 : In the shower...

Cheney : Oups, dropped my soap Karl !

Greek Chorus : Don’t bend over if you are smart !

Rove : I’ll get Scooter…

Cheney : Mossad wisked him back !

Karl, I’m in a wheel chair, my back is gone...

Greek Chorus : Don’t bend over if you are smart !

Tune in next week and hear Karl say….OUUUUUCH !

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openly black
Posted by: jsw748 on Feb 7, 2009 12:05 PM   
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Cheney gives dicks a bad name!

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I'm sure...
Posted by: manderson on Feb 7, 2009 6:30 PM   
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...that Cheney and the other neo-cons who are out of favor now are planning something....and this time it won't be just letting them in the door, as with 9-11. There were no security "failures" on Sept. 11th, 2001...they just let 'em go and do their thing.

A Reichstag fire, if you will.

Cheney's new project will be full-out planned by him and his coterie of Corpos, and executed by "Arabs" of one sort or another. Maybe they'll have Afghanistan passports this time. but the result will be to THEIR advantage, not ANY of us! Cui Bono----who benefits??

The dinosaurs are, well, acting like dinosaurs. The world financial system is like a T-Rex on a desert island right now, and the OIL IS RUNNING OUT. Expect more innocent deaths from these creatures, unless they are locked up en masse in solitary for life

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