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Glenn Beck: 'Gay Marriage Will Make the Universe Collapse'

Posted by Tana Ganeva, AlterNet at 4:48 PM on May 12, 2009.


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According to Glenn Beck, marriage (rather than the atom) is the building block of the “entire universe”. Hence, same-sex marriage will destroy the universe.

And you thought same-sex marriage only threatened the virtue and innocence of children! That’s how much you know about science. In fact, equal treatment under the law, (which some hippies consider a key component of our democracy) is more like anti-matter -- capable of swallowing up the whole of existence.

Anyway, some lady called Glenn Beck’s radio show today, and brought up the totally original point that gay marriage will lead to incest.

If gay marriage is “all about love”, she wonders, “Why wouldn’t I be able to argue for wanting to marry my sister?”

Probably because of anti-incest laws and powerful, timeless societal taboos. (That said, there is no reason marriage should be linked to sex.  As a fair number of very smart people have pointed out, the government has no business legislating romantic love. This means that marriage, as a legal institution, should not be closed to any unit, including siblings and friends. And no, this doesn’t mean everyone will suddenly start banging their brothers and sisters. It means that non-romantic relationships often form viable social units and it makes no sense to deny any grouping of people who live as a family the legal rights and privileges conferred by marriage.)

Anyway, Beck and the caller proceed to stoke each other’s stupidity until the nonsense escalates to the point where same-sex marriage turns into some sort of Gay Galactus. “I contend [marriage] is the building block of the entire universe. If the male and the female don’t get together, then the whole universe collapses,” says renowned astrophysicist Beck.

Here’s the clip, via Media Matters:

 

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It's amazing Beck's brain hasn't imploded yet
Posted by: sliver on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM   
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How does he still have a job on national television? Being that completely stupid, he couldn't hold a job anywhere else that I can think of.

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Harold Hill...
Posted by: RumbleFish on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM   
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...is a total TOOL!

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There's a new threat to our liberty!!
Posted by: rancespergl on May 12, 2009 6:10 PM   
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I have been told by anonymous sources that there is a large cult of people in this country that has sex...with themselves!!

It's a sick practice, I know, and I apologize for even bringing it up near dinnertime.

But apparently there are even legally married people involved.

Imagine, thousands, perhaps millions of people, secretly...pleasuring themselves!

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On the Outing of Galactus
Posted by: Xynyx on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM   
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So... here's this guy... nearly all-powerful... he's been around since the beginning of time in THIS universe because he was the last survivor of the previous universe... and he chooses to hang around with a nearly naked, totally ripped, silver dude who rides a surfboard through space. He wears all blue and purple, including a skirt of some sort... not quite a kilt... perhaps more like the outfit the Egyptians wore long ago, which was responsible for the development of the kilt... and he has his Silver Surfer guy find delectable planets for him so he can dine elegantly when his hunger gets insatiable. It's a pretty fancy arrangement, that...

If gay marriage were anti-matter, we would already have seen massive explosions in a number of places, including Iowa. Since those events have failed to come to pass, we can safely conclude that Glenn Beck is a total donkey-shit slurper.

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» I love the word "slurp" Posted by: rancespergl
» the monogamous people ?? Posted by: zipper696
I wish somebody would ask Glenn Beck...
Posted by: Quannah on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM   
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exactly what HIS BELIEFS on marriage are. And I'm not talking about marriage in THIS life, but marriage "for time and all eternity." Yes, Eternal Life. What are Glenn Beck's beliefs about Celestial Marriage for Time and All Eternity?

See, Mormons believe that good Mormon men will be rewarded in the afterlife with AS MANY WOMEN AS THEY WANT! And in this afterlife, they have Celestial SEX which will produce "spirit children" who will populate the planets they are given as a gift from God!

All the SEX you could possibly want for ETERNITY!

But Mr. Beck says he believes that marriage is only between ONE man and ONE woman? Guess that only holds true for THIS life, huh Glenn?

He's got some 'splaining to do.

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The Ego Of Some Religious Folk Is Something To Behold
Posted by: mikeblack on May 13, 2009 7:22 AM   
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Okay, homosexuality has been going on since the dawn of time. Other species beyond humans have been proven to have homosexual relationships. But "god" has waited until 2009 to get pissed about it? Like it's up there going "ME-DAMN IT! I THOUGHT YOU HEATHENS GOT THE MESSAGE I HATE HOMOS WHEN I FLOODED THE WORLD MURDERING EVERYBODY BUT NOAH! AND TO RUB IT IN YOU QUEERS TOOK THE RAINBOW I PUT AT THE TAIL END OF THAT WHOLE THING TO USE IT AS YOUR FREAKIN' LOGO! THAT'S IT, TIME TO TELL CARRIE PREJEAN TO START BUILDING AN GIANT ARK!"

Just like the way every generation of christians belief THEY are the generation that's going to witness armageddon. It takes quite an ego to believe you're that special.

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» RE: It is scheduled for 2012 you know Posted by: Sister_Lauren
LOL!
Posted by: Reality Chick on May 13, 2009 7:58 AM   
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'Me-Damn it'. That's funny, mikeblack.

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The main problem with heterosexuals in marriage like Prejean and Beck
Posted by: Ellie1 on May 13, 2009 7:58 AM   
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is that they tend to reproduce and pass on their stupidity and bigot genes. Then they are called Republicans.

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Make Love, Not Total Destruction
Posted by: QQOblivion on May 13, 2009 8:19 AM   
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If the "male and the female don't get together, then the whole universe collapses."

Ha! That's a good one. Hmmm. Maybe that is why the Rightwing Christians are for abstinence-only education. See, they take the Word of Glenn Beck literally. (It is THE WORD of GLENN BECK, after all!)
And thus, so as to hurry the Apocalypse (The Apoc-Collapse), they teach our youngins to not sully themselves with earthly delights.

They would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for 'em kids!...

(Bristol Palin, bless her soul, has SAVED THE UNIVERSE! breaking her own mother's evil Total Annihilation spell that would have destroyed us all! -- Sounds like a good idea for a graphic novel.)

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» Well, Bristol IS a virgin... Posted by: QQOblivion
» RE: Well, Bristol IS a virgin... Posted by: Sister_Lauren
GLENN BECK HAS A WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR!
Posted by: joeocho88 on May 13, 2009 8:20 AM   
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And the Politically Correct Police do NOT have much of a sense of humor and do not understand his weird German American sense of humor which also is very close to Mexican American sense of humor.

He doesn't care about gays, straights, black, white, purple, casue it's all about the RATINGS!

He makes fun of EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING.

He does not make cruel and insensitive attacks based on prejudice and discrimination on young people like Don IMUS.

When he used to do his satirical skits about the two Talliban terrorists it was VERY funny! He has done funny, insisive social satires poking fun at the things in our society that NEED to be CHANGED and let's face it, the PAST PREVALENT ATTITUDE TOWARDS GAY AND LESBIAN PEOPLE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED! They should be allowed to get married and be able to provide for their families the same as straight people.

Glenn uses humor to challenged and confront the changes that need to be made and he gets you to think. Not everybody understands his humor and sometimes it does not come across as humor. It's an ethnic thing...

He is an ENTERTAINER.

HE ALSO IS VERY LOYAL AND SUPPORTIVE TO OUR TROOPS AND THEY ARE A DIVERSE GROUP OF WARRIORS!

I sit and watch his show and howl with laughter! I listen to his radio show and get a lot of laughs every morning.

Much lighter than Limbaugh...

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» he doesn't give a shit about the troops Posted by: hurricane hugo
Asked for a comment about Glenn Beck's comments...
Posted by: wildbill on May 13, 2009 9:17 AM   
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...Captain Renault replied, "I'm shocked, shocked to find that the universe did not collapse long ago. After all, remember...at the end of 'Casablanca' it wasn't Ilsa who walked off into the night with Rick!"

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exactly...They were forced to relinquish the practice "on earth"...
Posted by: brer on May 13, 2009 9:47 AM   
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but they still teach it. It's been reserved for heaven, just as the earlier poster said. It's still in the LDS scriptures, and is still practiced in the temple ceremony when one wife has died, and a man can be sealed to another.

Every LDS person who knows anything believes this. They just don't talk about it any more.

And, no, it's not just the fundamentalists. It's the mainstream church, though they are trying to keep people from knowing it.

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Get a shovel, Glenn
Posted by: hurricane hugo on May 13, 2009 10:15 AM   
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and go dig up proof from the rubble of what used to be the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Shouldn't be too hard to find.


...yeah, that's what I thought. Shithead.

#@!

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I think it is interesting....
Posted by: Babygoat on May 13, 2009 12:30 PM   
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that hetero's/ Breeders have pushed the world population to 6B+ and cannot feed them all, or house them all and that genocide has become a sport for the super rich and thinkingly powerful. I say God knows exactly why Gay's and Lesbians have gained momentum, although many do have children and families, God has made it very clear that this world over populated as it is, that there needs to be a change. How about Gays and Lesbians become the "Children of God" and will be the hero's of saving the universe?

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What a pompous ass,
Posted by: lewb on May 13, 2009 6:10 PM   
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one wonders where his rants will go next. I await
a revelation of stupendous proportions from Beck.
What is scary is the belief in the validity of
Beck's rants.When fascism takes over,the Beck's of this country will have a field day.

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The ultimate conservative agenda exposed!
Posted by: khaleesi on May 15, 2009 2:19 PM   
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The subject of gay marriage is a fundamental example of what is insane about the Republican "Conservative" party. For instance this is a party that claims to want less government, when they constantly parade moral issues around. What the conservative party actually stands for is less government when it comes to helping people i.e. education, health care, etc.. However, they want more government involvement when it comes to morals and ethics. They would like a government that purely uses tax dollars to tell people what their selected set of morals is allowed to be. This less government but not really approach is what makes the party so completely hypocritical. Furthermore, they fail to see the correlation between their wanting to make American law solely based on the more bigoted Christian denominations and the wars in the Middle East. Do they not realize that the Taliban and other extremist Islamic groups are fighting for exactly the same principle? The extremist groups are trying to make government strictly based on imposing moral law on people. So in essence the conservative party is exactly the same as these groups- and we allow them to have assault weapons?!

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