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'Diverse' GOP Convention Speakers Revealed

Posted by Isaac Fitzgerald, AlterNet at 4:16 AM on August 21, 2008.


Turns out they're a bunch of old, rich, white guys. Oh, sorry, and Laura Bush.
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So the AP has released the line-up for the GOP convention and, surprise surprise, the speakers are a bunch of old, rich, white folk:

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani will give the keynote address at the Republican National Convention next month and Democrat-turned-independent Sen. Joe Lieberman also will take center stage at the GOP gathering.

John McCain's vanquished Republican primary rivals -- and a slew of potential McCain running mates -- also have speaking roles at the four-day gathering in St. Paul, Minn.

President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, first lady Laura Bush, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lieberman, who was the Democratic vice presidential nominee in 2000 and is said to be under consideration for the same role with McCain, will open the convention on Monday, Sept. 1, with speeches that focus on service.

But here's where those GOPers make with the funny.

When asked about the RNC lineup, McCain's campaign manager Rick Davis said the line-up is all about "diversity:"

The senator wanted the list of speakers to showcase the "diversity" of the Republican Party.

Bush, Cheney, Arnold and Giuliani ... now that's what I call diversity. Seriously. It's gonna be like some kind of Rainbow Coalition gathering in St. Paul. Like a regular multicultural day right there at the convention. Minnesota better watch out, the GOP's Diversity Parade is coming. Ok. I'm finished.

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Posted by: davescott on Aug 21, 2008 5:24 AM   
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Rich white lobbyists from the oil industry. Rich white lobbyists from the defense industry. Rich white lobbyists from the timber industry and the tobacco industry. How much diversity do you want?

For those of us who recognize the GOP leadership as the corrupt and fraudulent bunch of lying gasbags that it is, it's always been informative to compare the convention's multicolored, made-for-TV stage show with the audience. Or with the reality of a party led by the likes of Cheney, DeLay/Abramoff, Boehner, McConnell, Inhofe and the rest of the corporate lobbyists and thugs who have done so much harm to this country.

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Obama's reaction?
Posted by: curiousdwk on Aug 21, 2008 6:21 AM   
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How much do you want to bet that Obama never metnions the irony of the lack of diversity.

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Oo! Oo! Don't forget..
Posted by: jcalhoun on Aug 21, 2008 6:24 AM   
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Phil Gramm! his wife is of Asian descent!!

Gramm as Treasury secretary is probably the second biggest reason, next to reinstitution of the draft, that McCain should be denied office..

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Bush and Cheney
Posted by: zipper696 on Aug 21, 2008 7:20 AM   
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Guess we can expect Dick Vader to snarl from beneath his Helmet of Destiny and then work his Bush puppet from behind the curtain.

No doubt this will be their last chance to try and puff some air into the "Bush Legacy" and offer smoke and mirrors to all the dittoheads in the audience to explain that there IS no recession, there IS no energy crisis, there IS no healthcare crisis and there WERE no crimes committed by their Administration.

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Gladgran
Posted by: Mayafan on Aug 21, 2008 9:12 AM   
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We could add body type/size and religion to the white-male diversity--Catholic, Protestant and Jewish faiths are represented. Also native-born and immigrant, Schwarzenegger entered the country legally but violated the terms of his visa in ways that would get him deported today.

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Several 'Dems' to come out of the Closet Now??
Posted by: Purple Girl on Aug 21, 2008 9:48 AM   
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What Pelosi won't be giving Bette Midler 'supporting the boys' imitation
No Reid to sing 'As the Eagle flies' with whatshisface
No HillaBilly to lay it down with a Rovian Rap?
Geraldine's rendition of 'the Bitch is Back'
And Levin & Mac's "Crossroads" version of Toby Keiths "Red & white & Blue"..or would "Long Black Train" be more appropriate as the celebratory song to sum up their work on the Armed Sevices Com (con)
How about the DLC choir doing their satirical cover of 10 yrs after 'I'd Love to Change the World'- Bet that would get a huge laugh.

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Their lying, cheating, thieving days are almost over!
Posted by: SackofWoe0 on Aug 21, 2008 12:00 PM   
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Just think we only have a few more months to listen to all of their lies and look at there snarling faces with the thin lipped crooked lips. I save Amen and begone all you sad sack Republicans.

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Diversity?
Posted by: Quannah on Aug 21, 2008 1:14 PM   
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To quote Dorothy Parker:

"They run the gamut from 'A' to 'B'."

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Republican "diversity" =
Posted by: Ian MacLeod on Aug 21, 2008 7:51 PM   
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A scotch drinker, a bourbon drinker and a real maverick: a beer drinker with a tequila chaser (all having voted for teetotaling laws, of course, all having driven DUII, and all in favor of the death penalty for marijuana use - unless they get caught with it).

Ian

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Diversity??
Posted by: The Cynical Skeptic on Aug 21, 2008 8:01 PM   
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'When asked about the RNC lineup, McCain's campaign manager Rick Davis said the line-up is all about "diversity:"

"The senator wanted the list of speakers to showcase the "diversity" of the Republican Party."'

Can Rick Davis actually get those words out without gagging?

Can any self respecting reporter not be so insulted at being so "toyed with" that he wouldn't beat this dreck spewing cretin to a stinking pulp or begin projectile vomittig directly into Davis's face?

I am some what amazed that no commentators here have suggested that Davis actually "misspoke" and that he meant to say that,
"The senator wanted the list of speakers to showcase the "PERVERSITY" of the Republican Party."

I wonder what the bookmakers in the U.K. are showing what the odds are on the number of times the group (which if a litter of puppies would have been immediately euthanized for being so obviously microcephalically brain damaged) will repeat 9/11? 911 times is probably going to get a lot of play.

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I wish I could remember the name
Posted by: hurricane hugo on Aug 21, 2008 8:35 PM   
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of the writer who described the crowd at the 2000 Repub convention as looking "like the crowd at a Utah Jazz home game."

Perfection. Never to be topped.

jdfu!

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Come on now...
Posted by: adp3d on Aug 21, 2008 9:11 PM   
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I count a Jew, an Italian, and an Austrian immigrant. Looks pretty diverse to me. Any truth to the rumor about Mitt being born in Mexico in a Morman settlement?

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