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Man Falls While Recieving the Holy Spirit, Sues Church

Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein, AlterNet at 7:56 AM on June 17, 2008.


Blessing turns to curse when church "catchers" fumble.
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A Tennessee man is suing his church for dropping him when he swooned at the altar, under the influence of the Holy Spirit. He alleges that the church "catchers" failed to protect him when he fell under the influence of the Holy Spirit:

JUNE 5--Last June, Matthew Lincoln was attending an evening service at his nondenominational Tennessee church when he approached the altar where a visiting minister was offering individual prayers for parishioners. Assigned "catchers" were present on the altar in case congregants fainted, fell, or otherwise lost control. When the minister, Robert Lavala, slightly touched his forehead, the Knoxville-area man "received the spirit and fell backwards." Except nobody was there to catch him, Lincoln charges in a $2.5 million lawsuit filed yesterday against Lakewind Church and its pastors. Lincoln, 58, claims that he fell backwards, striking his head against the "carpet-covered cement floor," according to the Circuit Court complaint, which was first reported by Courthouse News Service. A copy of Lincoln's lawsuit can be found below. Since he already suffered from a "degenerative disc disease of his neck and back," Lincoln, a former church board member, contends the fall exacerbated the pre-existing condition and has caused him "severe and permanent" injuries. As a result of the fall, Lincoln, a recording engineer, claims that he is no longer able to care for his disabled daughter. Lincoln alleges that Lakewind and its pastors were "negligent in not supervising the catchers to be sure that they stood behind the person being prayed for...should they have a dizzying, fainting, or falling in the spirit as had occurred on many occasions before." Lincoln's lawyer, J.D. Lee, told TSG that the church's insurer, Zurich of North America, rejected an insurance claim, asserting that Lincoln should have realized that no catchers were situated behind him. [The Smoking Gun]

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Posted by: Abu.Tunkashila on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 AM   
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Thank you for this item. No further comments!

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naoma
Posted by: Naoma on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 AM   
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ALAS, where was Jesus when you need him????

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» RE: naoma Posted by: omatravel
» RE: naoma Posted by: Xynyx
pop
Posted by: Pop on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 AM   
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bless you my son

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LOLZOMG
Posted by: hurricane hugo on Jun 17, 2008 8:44 AM   
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Now that's chutzpah!

jdfu!

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Ungrateful sod!
Posted by: ciccio on Jun 17, 2008 9:09 AM   
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Touched by the hand of God and he dares complain about it. Does he not know God works in mysterious ways. He is lucky it was not the holy ghost, that way he only has a sore back, far better than being pregnant and having a sore back..

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hahahhahah, gotta watch out for that there Jesus, he'll get ya
Posted by: blogbooks on Jun 17, 2008 9:16 AM   
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Lulz...oh yes.

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Why me god?
Posted by: bitsfick on Jun 17, 2008 9:28 AM   
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Because you piss me off.

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I have seen...
Posted by: Bbear41 on Jun 17, 2008 9:56 AM   
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...(On Video) and also been told by a witness of people falling after being 'slain in the spirit.'I have also see (on video) people falling after being struck down by the 'chi' of martial artists. Obviously the same phenomenon, suggestion.

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Ye Gods, Woman!
Posted by: Xynyx on Jun 17, 2008 10:11 AM   
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"i before e, except after c"

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always go after the really deep pockets...
Posted by: kwalla on Jun 17, 2008 11:07 AM   
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Why sue the church when you can sue the almighty? If they've got pearly gates than they gotta be rich, right???

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divine intervention
Posted by: cwilsondrum on Jun 17, 2008 12:16 PM   
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God wanted him to fall. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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HenryD
Posted by: heinz57 on Jun 17, 2008 4:12 PM   
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Now if the Holy Spirit can only help him win his case!

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Amazing how believers change
Posted by: Intellect on Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM   
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It's really amazing how the "faithful" alter their devotion to their church when there's an opportunity to extract money from it.
If this yo-yo really had faith he would consider that the Jesus character might have meant for him to fall and get something to remember his stupidity for. Wouldn't Jesus have known there were no catchers?
Instead, the "born again" hypocrite sues the church, the "house of god" that represents his "savior"!

This is as hypocritical as the thousands of litigants who sued the Catholic Church because they were molested by priests, accepting money for their experiences - which turned them into nothing but prostitutes!

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Editorial boo-boos
Posted by: pbutler on Jun 17, 2008 9:15 PM   
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The misspelled headline is bad enough (not Lindsay Beyerstein's fault!), but what happened to the closing line(s) and (presumably) link?

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» RE: crybaby Posted by: mindtrvlr
The same thing...
Posted by: adp3d on Jun 18, 2008 9:32 PM   
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...happened here in Lansing, Mi about a year or so ago, it was settled out of court I believe(no pun intended)...

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