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Getting Ready For Pennsylvania

Posted by Shark-fu, AngryBlackBitch at 8:55 AM on April 22, 2008.


Shark-Fu prepares a checklist for the primary
democrats

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A bitch is so fucking glad that the Pennsylvania Primary is finally upon us my ass could dance!
Pause…shake groove thang in work-based area…continue.

It feels like years…decades…mercy!

But tomorrow it’ll be on…finally.

Pause again…sing chorus to CeCe Peniston’s Finally just long enough to get that shit stuck in Afro (shit!!)…continue.

Now, let’s see…this bitch will need some shit.

Vodka?

Check!


Cran?

Check!

At least two sub shop options from which to score St. Louis version of cheese-steak yumminess?

Check!

Several writing instruments?

Blink.


What?

C’mon, a bitch is certain to hurl shit at the telly. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t throw shit at Pat Buchanan’s rancid ass...just ain't natural.

Cough.

Um, check!

Fantabulous.

Logs off to search for song to kick Finally out of head…

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Tagged as: democrats, primary

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No good comes out of Pennsylvania..
Posted by: TJ-stars4peace on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 AM   
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Except for Martin Guitars and Rolling Rock Beer..!

This election so called will be no different..

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To anyone in the P-to-tha-A
Posted by: hurricane hugo on Apr 22, 2008 10:07 AM   
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Is it true that only 1/3 of Pennsylvania's delegates are actually being awarded through today's vote?

jdfu!

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» no need, peeps Posted by: hurricane hugo