Donald Rumself Set To Publish Memoir

Posted by Shark-fu, AngryBlackBitch at 4:25 AM on April 16, 2008.

Rummy is back on the scene with a memoir set to be published in 2010.

Pause…wait for screams of horror to quiet down…continue.

Calm thyself, flock of bitchitude!

I know exactly what to do.

ABB’s imagining of exorcising Rumsfeld’s evil spirit from society as interpreted through a scene from The Exorcist…

ABB, whilst flinging drops of vodka cran at Rumsfeld: I cast you out, unclean foulness!

Rummy: Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things.

ABB: In the name of all that is logical, thought out or even slightly planned! The power of Spock commands you!

Rummy: As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

ABB: Be gone rancid beast!

Rummy: Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said.

ABB: The logic of Spock commands you! The power of logic and reason commands you! The logic of Spock commands you!

Rummy: [moans] There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. [spews pea soup across the room] That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. [spins head in circle a couple of times]

ABB: Be gone! Merciful heaven, you stink. I cast thee out!

Lawd, where’s Dante’s Eighth Circle of hell when you need to cast someone into it?

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