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Sex Toys Are Finally Legal in Texas

Posted by Em & Lo , Daily Bedpost at 1:10 PM on March 3, 2008.


An appeals court overturned Texas's ban, forcing the state to finally accept that if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.
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Just two weeks ago a federal appeals court struck down the old-fashioned law that made it illegal for Texans to sell (and thus buy) sex toys for sexual purposes (as opposed to, say, medical instruction). You also weren't allowed to own more than six devices, because such a collection would be considered promotion -- so you were screwed (or would that be weren't screwed?) if you just happened to like a vibrator on a Monday, a dildo on a Tuesday, a G-spotter on a Wed, and so on...

A few years ago we had talked to one sex shop owner who, for fear of getting in trouble with Big Brother, had lawyers draft up a legal document for customers to sign swearing that the dildo they just bought would be used for educational purposes only. As recently as 2003, a woman was arrested for selling marital aids to married people at a Tupperware-style sex toy party: a pair of cops actually went undercover posing as a married couple just looking to spice things up and they busted the Baptist mother of three! Charges were eventually dropped, but still: this is the 21st century, people!

Lawmakers finally figured that out in Texas, reasoning that the logic of the landmark Supreme Court case Lawrence and Garner v. Texas (the one that granted two adults of the same sex the right to engage in whatever consensual sex act their hearts desired behind closed doors) should be applied to people using sex toys behind closed doors as well. Guess we're going to have to edit out the Texas-bashing from our sex toy instructional video--but we're happy to do so.

It's only a matter of time before Alabama, Mississippi and Virginia do away with their bullshit obscenity laws, which are less about protecting the public from indecency and more about controlling people's private behavior. Here's to hoping they get with the program real soon.

In the meantime, you can celebrate Texas's newfound freedom over at JT's Stockroom, where they're having a Texas Independence Sale.

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Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.


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It's in Georgia, too
Posted by: jpopphan@charter.net on Mar 3, 2008 1:24 PM   
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Here you can't sell dildos/vibrators/etc. for sex, only "massage" or something stupid. You can't even discuss using them with the people who sell them. It is sorta like buying a car but not being able to ask the salesperson how many MPG it gets or how it handles on the interstate.

Grow up people!!!

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» Tee Hee Posted by: gallery
As a texan
Posted by: Thresher on Mar 3, 2008 1:26 PM   
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I apologize to the rest of the country for being such a backward, homophobic, red state. But NASA is cool, right?

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» RE: C'mon, Thresher! Posted by: Longdream
Molly Ivans
Posted by: SoCalLib on Mar 3, 2008 1:40 PM   
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Molly had a great piece about this a few years back, in a film called, "The Dildo Diaries".

http://dildodiariesfilm.com/

There is also an edited YouTube version with Molly.

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The Winner Is...
Posted by: pdxstudent on Mar 3, 2008 4:08 PM   
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Yup, and over at Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books they've been having a naming contest for the first Texan vibrator to be sold as one. The winner is...

A Prairie Home Companion

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» RE: The Winner Is... Posted by: joehill
» RE: The Winner Is... Posted by: AMERICAN VETERAN
Progress
Posted by: AlexLawyer on Mar 3, 2008 5:41 PM   
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Well, this is progress. Previously most male Texans thought "sex toy" was a synonym for "woman."

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The biggest Texas dildo...
Posted by: Suz on Mar 3, 2008 7:02 PM   
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...resides in the White House.

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» RE: The biggest Texas dildo... Posted by: lepidopteryx
» I beg your pardon... Posted by: Suz
Midwest Liberal
Posted by: joehill on Mar 4, 2008 5:36 AM   
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Molly Ivins must be smiling today. This godless liberal hopes there is a heaven so she can enjoy watching the wheels fall off the Texas Republican "honey wagon".

The headline reads "Tawdry Texans Love Latex".

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We need a powerful "NDA" lobby.
Posted by: do on Mar 4, 2008 7:55 AM   
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The National Didlo Association, with slogans like, "I'll give up my dildo when they pry my cold dead fingers from around it," may do the trick.

It's obscene that conservatives will fight to the death for the right to own instruments of death, yet work to outlaw instruments of pleasure. It takes a really sick culture to believe that dildos and consentual sexual pleasure are evil and slaughtering an entire nation, babies and children included, is not. Has killing replaced sex as a natural act for conservatives?

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Guns and dildos
Posted by: bettyn on Mar 4, 2008 12:14 PM   
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Welcome to the Nut Capital of the Known Universe: Texas!

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Guns and dildos
Posted by: bettyn on Mar 4, 2008 12:14 PM   
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Welcome to the Nut Capital of the Known Universe: Texas!

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I'm Shocked!!!
Posted by: dbarber on Mar 4, 2008 2:11 PM   
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I would've thought that someone by now would have pointed out that sex toys are just another tool of the eeeeevil Patriarchy!! After all, dildoes are just brainwashing devices to trick women into thinking that being penetrated by a penis-shaped object is pleasurable, and if enough women are fooled into thinking sexual satiation is a positive end in itself, they may be less willing to blame males for wanting the exact same thing!

After all, that copy of "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty" you have on your nightstand is just like a 'thumbs-up" to any male wanting to by this months Hustler!! And We Can't Have That, now can we?

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SEXISTS!!
Posted by: Prairie Waif on Mar 4, 2008 8:03 PM   
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Men have sex toys too. Of course its up to you on who gets to define who/what is the toy. . .


Trojan's Duo Vibrating Ring
Trojan's Duo Vibrating Ring contains two motors, not just one, for double the pleasure. Both batteries are safely encased in soft rubber casings and last about 20 minutes. A bonus Trojan condom is included and the ring may be used with or without a condom.


Trojan's Extra Intense Vibrating Ring
Trojan's Extra Intense Vibrating Ring is designed to deliver a more potent experience than the standard vibrating ring. It has a larger and more powerful battery for more intense vibrations. Its unique texture further adds to the excitement. The battery lasts for 20 minutes and the ring comes ...




God help us if when the ring comes, Hillary thinks its the "red phone". . . . (=^o^=)

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In Sex Toys we trust.
Posted by: Ama on Mar 11, 2008 10:22 AM   
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Of course, sex toys can't replace a real partner, they won't give you a hug after sex and you can't look into their "eyes" and try to guess what are they thinking of after giving you the orgasm of your life.
Apparently, Texas is the land of paradoxes in this case, after letting the biggest "dildo" of the country reach the White House they refuse to make a law that will let my favorite dildo, or vibrator, or any other toy I find appropriate for a lonely weekend, reach MY own house.

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