The 2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees...

Posted by GottaLaff , Cliff Schecter's Blog at 8:04 AM on December 30, 2007.

What better way to celebrate New Years than to give you Pensito Review's:

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees [minus one]

* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage

* Richard Mellon Scaife: Rightwing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker

* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room

* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, his hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes

* Dick Morris: Current advisor to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking

* Ted Haggard: Megachurch founder, Bush advisor and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006

* Bob Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park

* Richard Curtis: A rightwing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion

Requirements for Nomination

It's not the sex, it's the hypocrisy.

To qualify as a nominee to Pensito Review's GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.

And as a special bonus, The 2006 Top 10 GOP Adulterers list included:

George H.W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sen. John McCain, Rudolph Giuliani, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde and Gary Bauer.

Being the fair and balanced blogger that I am, I didn't want to exclude last year's contenders.

Tagged as: republican party, homophobia, republican hypocrisy, gay republicans

GottaLaff is a regular blogger for Cliff Schecter's Blog