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Santa Delivers 37,000+ Copies of Constitution to Bush

Posted by Jen Nessel, Center for Constitutional Rights at 3:12 PM on December 20, 2007.


Kringle hopes the President can find time to read the document and abide by its laws.

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December 20, 2007, Washington, DC - This morning, Santa Claus (in the person of noted constitutional lawyer Bill Goodman) drove his sleigh to the White House to deliver thousands of copies of the U.S. Constitution to President Bush.

Americans from all over the country - more than 37,000 of them - asked that a copy of the Constitution be delivered to the President in their name and cordially requested that he make time in his busy schedule to read it.

"While I was going over the list of who's been naughty and nice," Mr. Claus said, as he prepared for his visit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, "I heard from many people who feel the President hasn't been doing a very good job of upholding his oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution."

Responding to an urgent request from the Center for Constitutional Rights, Claus stepped in to bring messages from Americans who felt the President might need a refresher course in the Constitution. Citizens want to remind President Bush that the Constitution forbids torture and spying on Americans without a warrant, requires that prisoners get a fair hearing of the charges against them before a real court and makes the government's treaty obligations, such the Geneva Conventions, the law of the land.

"These Constitutions will make great holiday reading," Claus continued. "I want to be sure that the President has plenty of time to look at them before he decides on his New Year's resolutions."

The complete text of the letter that accompanies the Constitutions is available here.

The Center for Constitutional Rights is dedicated to advancing and protecting the rights guaranteed by the United States Constitution and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Founded in 1966 by attorneys who represented civil rights movements in the South, CCR is a non-profit legal and educational organization committed to the creative use of law as a positive force for social change.

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the constitution hasn't mattered up to this point to him
Posted by: KaptainSpiffy on Dec 21, 2007 3:27 AM   
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a day late and a couple trillion dollars short

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this makes the dubious assumption
Posted by: aislinnluv on Dec 21, 2007 4:16 AM   
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... that bush can read. he couldn't even hold My Pet Goat upright.

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averageaussie
Posted by: averageaussie on Dec 21, 2007 4:23 AM   
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Yeah, but, won't he need somebody to read them all to him so he might find one to suit his theories?
Shouldn't take long, its only a goddam piece of paper isn't it? Maybe if Cheney could read he might be able to help, they might both learn something?
Repeat after me, thirty seven thousand times, its only a goddam piece of paper, it..........Nah, wouldn't work, they still wouldn't get it.

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Oh, great
Posted by: QQOblivion on Dec 21, 2007 6:50 AM   
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Oh, great. Now Santa, of all people, will end up in Gitmo.
Who's going to give us our presents then?

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» RE: Oh, great Posted by: naturelover
Bush is not going to read the Constitution .....
Posted by: xvictor on Dec 21, 2007 7:07 AM   
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.... unless there's pictures on it.

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Give the extra copies to congress
Posted by: joe_shrimp43 on Dec 21, 2007 10:36 AM   
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I'm sure he will want to keep a few as mementos. He should donate the rest to the House, Senate, and their staffs. With he could have any leftovers distributed to high ranking government officials. Better yet, why not make it required training for every Federal job.

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GWB __ refresher course in the Constitution?
Posted by: TruthBeTold on Dec 21, 2007 10:36 AM   
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What refresher course?????

George W. Bush has never read any part of the U.S. Constitution or the Bill of Rights.

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Bush can't even read!
Posted by: miSage on Dec 21, 2007 12:52 PM   
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Come on, he can't read past "We The People" in the Preamble.
He'll use those 37,000 copies as doorstops in the White House or as toilet paper.
I still can't believe that people even voted for this guy. Loser!

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» RE: Bush can't even read! Posted by: AMERICAN VETERAN
» RE: Bush can't even read! Posted by: miSage
» RE: Bush can't even read! Posted by: Denver Dem
bu$h checked it twice
Posted by: Chloe2005 on Dec 21, 2007 1:08 PM   
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and just checked off all those pesky parts of the Constitution that he thought were naughty! Oh, that pesky piece of paper. And yes, I agree that EVERY member of Confress should receive a copy.

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Here Is The Video Version
Posted by: Denver Dem on Dec 21, 2007 8:06 PM   
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I love the last line. linked text

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There's always more to it than you think
Posted by: Zeugitai on Dec 21, 2007 11:25 PM   
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The Constitution doesn't give the president the powers he now slings; it was the Supreme Court. And he desperately needs copies of the Geneva Conventions, the Nuremberg Principles, and I wouldn't mind him reading the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, either. But these things are just obstacles on the road to the New American Century and world domination, don't ya know? The executive branch is a Spartan oligarchy behind a veneer of popular democracy. The executive isn't elected by the people or accountable to them and neither are all the people who surround him, nor his CIA. That's why, every four years, some nutcase gets into that office and takes the nation on a roller coaster ride of insanity and there isn't a thing anybody can do about it except try to deal with the cognitive dissonance any way they can.

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antirovian
Posted by: Mikeharvest on Dec 22, 2007 6:19 AM   
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Just a suggestion : Any reading material for President Bush should be bare pictorials with accompanying crayons .

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Normally I would enjoy such a protest
Posted by: doinaheckuvajob on Dec 22, 2007 4:32 PM   
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and perhaps I still should.

But it seems mighty genteel in the face of tyrrany. If those constitutions were dumped in a manner of nonviolent civil disobedience to make it impossible for these tyrants to enter their offices in the White House so that they are obstructed from another days' worth of tyranny, I could muster up some excitement.

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Bush Read the Constitution?
Posted by: ronheri on Dec 23, 2007 8:34 PM   
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This unstable man has remarked that the Constitution is just a piece of paper. He also remarked how things would be easier for him if he could be a dictator. How much easier does he want it?? ...the Democrats rubber stamp everything he wants; after a token display of dissent. It's time to clean the White House out and the corporate shills for the military-industrial complex on the Hill. A revolution is brewing across America...The Ron Paul Revolution.

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madmax427
Posted by: madmax427 on Dec 25, 2007 8:04 AM   
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I came to this battle in a very convoluted way. I lost My Father because the Railroad cannot be made to follow Their own regulations. The FRA Adminstration PROTECTS Them instead of doing Their job. The deeper I go, the more proof I find of the conspiracy to finish turning this Country into "The New World Order". Those that laugh at the United States and Our current condition had better look over Their shoulder real quick, because this is a MUCH greater 'conspiracy' than just the U.S. (the World is in the phrase, People, not just the U.S.!) Check out www.whatsyourlifeworth2.info to see how I came to this.

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