Republican Who Sought $20 Blow Job Now Blames Lightning for His Crime

Posted by Pam Spaulding at 5:18 AM on August 23, 2007.

Pam Spaulding: I'm not shitting you. First it was fear of Black men, then he blamed Cubans, now it's lightning.

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This post, written by Pam Spaulding, originally appeared on Pam's House Blend

I'm not sh*tting you.

State Rep. Bob Allen wanted to lure an undercover Titusville police officer to a Kennedy Space Center security gate, according to new court records released today.

The new court document filed in the case is a two-page report from Titusville Assistant Police Chief John Lau, who interviewed Allen after his July 11 arrest on a solicitation of prostitution charge. That interview was recorded and has previously been released.

Police say Allen, while in a Space View Park restroom, agreed to pay the undercover officer $20 for oral sex.

According to the report, Allen said he went to the bathroom to avoid a lightning storm that was about to start.

Hat tip, Paul.

Tagged as: allen, republican party, republican hypocrisy

Pam Spaulding blogs at Pam's House Blend.

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Perhaps he meant [Report this comment] Posted by: orwellwasn'tdreaming on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 AM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] lightening? As in loafers? [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] » RE: Perhaps he meant Posted by: Vik And so... [Report this comment] Posted by: JoshuaLudd on Aug 23, 2007 6:50 AM Current rating: Not yet rated [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] Uhm... why was he there again???? Because, really... what personal business did he have there that was A. not illegal and B. LESS embarassing than the obvious... trolling for gay sex? [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Remarkable [Report this comment] Posted by: Wacre on Aug 23, 2007 7:04 AM Current rating: 3 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] Ummm...I might be coming a bit late to the party, but what the heck does lightning have to do with the want/desire to suck dick? I get the whole concept of shelter from a storm and all that, but isn't that idea somehow mutually exclusive from the desire to have a cock in some part of your anatomy? Strangely enough, I could at least respect someone who knew what they wanted, and went about attempting to get it, as opposed to acting like a chicken-shit about the whole affair (pardon the pun) and lying about something that seems – on the face of it – somewhat obvious. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Every day Robert (B-J Bob) Allen gives us another laugh. [Report this comment] Posted by: JayMagoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:19 AM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] Keep this guy in the news, please! Sooner or later the poor bastard is going to completely unravel, but until he does he's great for our daily laugh. My colleagues have even set up a bulletin board with a B-J Bob doll, on his knees of course, and added their own comments to his daily excuses. Example: Reading about B-J Bob is more fun than trying to count the lies and the false history in one of Bush's speeches. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] Utterly Ridic [Report this comment] Posted by: cellorelio on Aug 23, 2007 7:29 AM Current rating: 4 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] He drove into the park. Then he got out of his car and headed to the restroom. Then he went and sat on a park bench before returning (three times!) to the restroom. So a thunderstorm approached. Wouldn't it have made more sense to just leave the park? Drive home maybe? Or to a local adult bookstore to do some...um...reading? Why stay in the park and risk getting drenched or worse, electrocuted? Especially when there were lots of big, scary black men lurking about who frightened you so. Come on, dude. Give it up. You're a cocksucker. Just admit it and be proud. And stop trying to criminalize the very behavior that excites you so. What, does that make it kinkier for you? Get a therapist Bob. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] This comment has been removed from the site due to non-compliance with AlterNet's community policies. I can't even use a public restroom anymore. [Report this comment] Posted by: ianfan on Aug 23, 2007 9:20 AM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] I'm just too affraid of running into a Republican. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] We're missing the point [Report this comment] Posted by: drmflorida on Aug 23, 2007 10:22 AM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] The point is not that Republicans are closet homosexuals, some are not. But ALL of them seem to have to pay for sex, and that is no coincidence. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] What he MEANT to say... [Report this comment] Posted by: Suz on Aug 23, 2007 10:24 AM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] ...was that he was actually STRUCK by lightning whilst in the park, walking a litter of puppies that he intended to deliver to a homeless shelter for children later that day. Naturally, voltage such as that received in such an abrupt and unexpected manner can confuse a person; upon re-gaining consciousness, he no doubt staggered about, and finally into the men's restroom, seeking only medical aid. In his already obnubilated state, the sight of a large, scary black man shocked him so that, subsequently, his only perceived hope of survival was to quickly offer up cash and fellatio in a desperate bid to gain favor. Now, who among us could not understand and sympathise with such an unfortunate scenario? It could happen to anyone. [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5] » RE: What he MEANT to say... Posted by: tap17x Bob Allen [Report this comment] Posted by: helenwheels on Aug 23, 2007 12:18 PM Current rating: 5 [1 = poor; 5 = excellent] The gift that just keeps on giving! [« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

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