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Cartoon: MRI of Ann Coulter's Brain Reveals Startling Facts

Posted by Joan Conde at 9:28 AM on March 6, 2007.


Mamacita: MRI of Ann Coulter's Brain Reveals Startling Facts
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Ann Coulter's Brain

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Scientists are using brain scans in order to determine which parts of the brain are involved in making decisions. MRIs show that different areas of the brain light up according to a person's intention. For example, Ann Coulter's brain showed that her intention regarding her recent remarks calling John Edwards a "faggot" came from the "White Trash" section of her brain, also called the "Slur-tex." Researchers noted that the "Cash-o-la" and "Homocidal" areas of the brain also showed activity.

They confirmed an abnormality in her brain which showed an area of schizophrenic activity, between intentions to classify all women as dimwits and intentions to raise herself above them. Visit here for the Center for the Advancement of Women's"Ann Coulter Does Not Speak for Me" campaign and spin the dial to see more of her views.


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SIXTH ARTICLE ON COULTER!!!!
Posted by: JoshuaLudd on Mar 6, 2007 10:01 AM   
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Could you people POSSIBLY give this woman more press???

You DO realize that liberal and democrat reaction to her is part.. a BIG part.. of what actually keeps her relevant, right?

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Silly
Posted by: Bbear41 on Mar 6, 2007 10:17 AM   
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And you are really giving the 'blond beast' too much attention.

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Posted by: sui_generis on Mar 6, 2007 10:36 AM   
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For once, I agree with the naysayers.

Ignore her.

Also, the text evidences a pop-culture misunderstanding of what the term "schizophrenia" means.

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» RE: . Posted by: Mamacita
tirebiter
Posted by: tirebiter on Mar 6, 2007 12:48 PM   
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yes, that's right. everyone go lay down in the corner, try not to make much noise, and we'll get john kerry to tuck us in.

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Actually, ...
Posted by: gregii on Mar 7, 2007 10:40 AM   
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I see AC as an opportunist who is willing to pander to those who will reward her. While Rush appeals to the anti-intellectuals with a mix of pseudo intellectual rebuttals and pseudo psychology, AC is consistently on the gutter level: her appeal to the darkest side of Neo-Con Republican emotions paints her admirers with a very tarry brush. If they were not amused they would cut off the cash flow and she would wither away. So, who to blame for the success of this cynical pandering opportunist? Why of course, those to whom she panders! They make it worth her while. (duh!)

It should seem unbelievable in the self-named “Party of Values.” So why is it just exactly what we expect? Do they only claim to have values? Don’t they really have values? The answers are before our eyes.

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Coulter recycling
Posted by: Michael Robin on Mar 7, 2007 11:11 AM   
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At first I saved this cartoon to my computer with the thought that I'd use it to needle a few right-wing Republican friends, but then I decided: 1. It's counter productive to even acknowledge her bile. 2. The right-wingers wouldn't understand what the cartoon meant.

So, in abandoning the idea, I discovered what fun it was to be asked, "Are you sure that you want to send "Ann Coulter's Brain" to the Recycle Bin?" I answered, "Yes", and am still chuckling. Try it, you'll like it.

She might make pretty good compost too.

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do you mean..sickofsleaze
Posted by: ladybug1@carrollsweb.com on Mar 7, 2007 6:46 PM   
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she doesn't have a brain is the startling fact? That should be obvious by now

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» RE: do you mean..sickofsleaze Posted by: monkeywrench