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Bush on Bin Laden: "I will screw him in the ass!"

Posted by Evan Derkacz at 9:21 AM on February 20, 2007.


Now I REALLY want bin Laden caught...
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I'ma just go right straight in...

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In Uri Dan's new biography of Ariel Sharon, the recently-deceased Israeli reporter related an interesting tidbit of squirm-in-your-chair, homo-erotic machismo from our Commander-in-Chaps:

Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"

Wow. Can't say I'm the least bit surprised, but I do have to say that it's more than a bit revealing. In more than the obvious way, that is.

If you view gay anal sex as an evil and abhorrent act, yet you're willing to do it to exact revenge, it goes a long way to describe the president's corrupt theology.

Stick with me here for a sec, and please don't think for a minute I give much truck to Biblical injunctions against gay sex or love.

Simply this: Bush is willing to DO what he believes is evil. This is EXACTLY what Jesus' (or Ghandi's) message was NOT. That is, while our weakest, basest impulses may compel us to act evil toward our enemies, the brilliance of these spiritual masters was to urge us toward a different path.

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Evan Derkacz is an AlterNet editor. He writes and edits PEEK, the blog of blogs.


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Bush can't fuck Osama because......
Posted by: tap17x on Feb 20, 2007 9:49 AM   
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...........he's too busy throwing it to Condi. This rumor was started by the far-right Republican hysteria machine.

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Bush is Gay, Ghandi is not the 'hero' proclaimed.
Posted by: albrechtkrausse on Feb 20, 2007 9:52 AM   
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1) Remember Jeff Gannon and all the various homosexual 'outings' in the Republican Party? Larry King scandal etc? Its quite possible that Bush is gay (ok, bi). Remember its quite common, especially, at these elitist schools he attended (similiarly in place in Britian like Eton) to have homosexual antics whilst in school and in clubs (Skull and Bones masturbation ritual whilst in a coffin recantly your sexual history is quite odd. Not there is anything wrong with this but its probably true that he is gay (at least partly.)

2) Ghandi is not the 'hero' proclaimed by all.
-he had no problem with Aparthied in Sud Afrika and served in the military in a 'coloured' troop against native insurgents.
-he said that Indians should join the British in WWI
-he said that Britian should surrender to Germany in WWII
-he said jews should kill themselves rather than allow Germans to do it
-although he did some good against 'untouchability' he still favoured the caste system in India
-although he is known for celebacy he was quite the 'ladies man' in his youth and even in older age often slept with two women at a time and succumbed to sex (which he thought diffused human energy)

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Considering his other sex partners...
Posted by: ignition on Feb 20, 2007 11:01 AM   
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...fucking Obama in the ass can't be that bad!

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» RE: Considering his other sex partners...sickofsleaze Posted by: ladybug1@carrollsweb.com
» So true! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Potty Mouth Bush, But Then Repubs Like That, Look At The Cheneys
Posted by: bob t on Feb 20, 2007 11:04 AM   
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Foul mouthed little twit isn't he? Must be the gay in him coming out. And this is what the religious right is in bed with, they are as corrupt as he is. And the Pope and the Catholic Church, my church, are staunchly aligned with Mr. Boosh.

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He wants to do to Osama, what Osama did to Him
Posted by: ng1944 on Feb 20, 2007 11:14 AM   
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Osama screwd Chimp already,
now it is Chimp turn.

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But in all seriousness...
Posted by: trampoline on Feb 20, 2007 11:35 AM   
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...aside from his un-Right-friendly semantics, is this really news? Bush has openly proclaimed his desire to kill OBL for a good 5.5 years now. As has Pat Robertson and just about every other Christian Right (and "pro-life") leader.

That he's a hypocrite or that he admits to an "evil" desire is hardly a revelation.

(Though the mental image will probably spawn hundreds of Flash animations for us to enjoy and FWD to our friends!)

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What else can you expect?
Posted by: charemor on Feb 20, 2007 12:04 PM   
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What else can you expect from a Republican? After all, whoever heard of getting a great piece of elephant?

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» RE: What else can you expect? Posted by: pete ess
Cut-out the sex, Uncle Dick
Posted by: eddie torres on Feb 20, 2007 12:27 PM   
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What GWB meant to say was:

"I can't stop Dick Cheney's office from ordering an NSA-sponsored ghost-interrogation team to torture and sodomize OBL with broom handles."

Laura and Barbara don't speak publicly about it, but given the perscription cocktail that GWB consumes he probably can't rape anything anymore.

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Finally! The REAL reason for going to war.
Posted by: Pat Kittle on Feb 20, 2007 12:53 PM   
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And all this time I thought it was because God told him to.

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MR. BUSH, STOP HUMILIATING US
Posted by: VZEQICVA on Feb 20, 2007 1:10 PM   
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I wonder if people whose homes are being blown up, the people who visit the morgues daily looking for loved ones, the surviviors who have lost family and friends, the ones who have fled to another country, those who remain and pray for the best and those here,left behind by dead American soldiers are reading this very presidential sounding statement. Mr. Bush you disgrace the American people. Sorry, It's not funny. Thanks, ANNA

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To be fair
Posted by: particle on Feb 20, 2007 1:12 PM   
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I don't think Bush really understands very much, including what comes out of his own mouth (stunted, adolescent brass-cupcake that he is).

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The Mahatma's...
Posted by: Scientz on Feb 20, 2007 4:52 PM   
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...name was spelled Gandhi.

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» RE: The Mahatma's... Posted by: Entheogenic
Come On Now...
Posted by: Astroboy on Feb 21, 2007 4:59 AM   
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I loathe and detest the miserable bastard Bush, but to interpret his statement literally is just silly, or perhaps worse - disingenuous.

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CHIMPY CAN'T DO IT.....HE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK OR BALLS
Posted by: kc10ken on Feb 21, 2007 5:16 AM   
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nuff said

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As if it would be the first time....
Posted by: xbj on Feb 21, 2007 5:47 AM   
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Well, let's just say it would be the first time Bush was pitching and not catching... and it wasn't a threat, it was a wishful erotic fantasy, not the man's first freudian slip.

And y'all were wondering why he was so quick to fly his friends the bin Laden's out of the US after 9-11 when no one else could fly...

They teach ya a lot there at Yale... cheerleading.... fun in a Skull & Bones coffin... drinking yourself into a stupor to forget you really LIKED what happened to your ass in that coffin... more drugs to kill even more brain cells to hopefully forget.... until the next time....

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frank67
Posted by: frank67 on Feb 21, 2007 8:27 AM   
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Lest we forget - the idiot nearly choked on a pretzel! Too bad for "nearly" - better if he had choked and died!!!!

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» RE: frank67 Posted by: MtnWolfGrl
Franklin Cover Up, Bohemian Grove, Gannon/Guckert, Armstrong Williams, Gary Bauer.....,
Posted by: mrtshw on Feb 21, 2007 8:36 AM   
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The Franklin Coverup Scandal

The Child sex ring that reached Bush/Reagan Whitehouse

This was the biggest scandal in the history of the U.S.A history. The story received some newspaper coverage but there was a TV News Media blackout on the subject. For this reason, most Americans have never heard of it.

Former republican Senator John Decamp was involved in the production a documentary called "Conspiracy of Silence" it was to air May 3, 1994 on the Discovery Channel. This documentary exposed a network of religious leaders and Washington politicians who flew children to Washington D.C. for sex orgies. At the last minute before airing, unknown congressmen threatened the TV Cable industry with restrictive legislation if this documentary was aired.
Boy prostitutes 15 years old (and younger) were taking midnight tours of the Whitehouse. There are 19 more Washington Times articles in full text about this case.
The story was also covered in the New York Times and other major east coast newspapers,
but because of the links to Whitehouse and control from the top the story was killed..

There are two main suspects in the child ring were Craig Spence and Lawrence E. King Jr. Both were involved in the republican party. King sang the National anthem at two republican national conventions during the 1980s. He served time in jail for bank fraud and is now living somewhere on the east coast.. Spence was an important republican lobbyist, he commited sucide. Several of his partners went to jail for being involved in the adult part of the homosexual sex ring.In the Franklin Coverup book it talks about the possible killing of a child at the Bohemian Grove.

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» RE:Blackmail and Perversion Posted by: albrechtkrausse
Google images under "make love not war"
Posted by: Landbaron on Feb 21, 2007 9:01 AM   
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And you'll see why Bush said that.

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Bush can't fuck Osama because...
Posted by: xbj on Feb 21, 2007 9:06 AM   
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Bush is a catcher, not a pitcher, and it is Osama that fucks HIM in the ass everytime he visits the Bush Ranch in Crawford, where Osama has been living with his new face and 9" Saudi schlong since 9-11.

In between trysts with "Jeff Gannon" and a handful of others. The rumor about Bush and Rice is only Rice's wet dream and a cover story by Rove to cover up Bush's true inclinations.

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It's just an expression....but,
Posted by: Voicedude on Feb 21, 2007 9:28 AM   
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If he did say this (remember, this was second-hand and would be considered hearsay in court), then he was just using it as an expression....sheesh!

BUT.....

....as a 'Christian", he's not supposed to use expressions like that. The bible says:

"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building up others according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen." - Ephesians 4:29

This isn't the first time Bush has taken his foot out of his mouth long enough to say something UN-Christian, and it probably won't be the last. Maybe he's interpreting the 'others' in the Ephesians verse as his silver spoon base!

In any case, WHAT AN ARROGANT HYPOCRITE!

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» Eleven: Posted by: Steven Wanzell
How apropos, you foxy little cheerleader, you. . .
Posted by: monkeywrench on Feb 21, 2007 11:29 AM   
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Uh huh; I guess rumors of Laura's moving out of the White House are true. Oh, well..."any port in a storm" for Georgie. . .

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Considering his other sex partners.
Posted by: pocomoco on Feb 21, 2007 2:20 PM   
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Considering the "great decider's" comment are we allowed now to make up new P C names for him such as "The Great Bung Holer"? I wonder if Osama is singing "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"?

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Not too funny--
Posted by: Doubtom on Feb 21, 2007 3:12 PM   
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Above all the humor this deserves, doesn't it make you proud having a president who expresses himself in those terms? What a class act! What a complete asshole! You listening IdiotBush, you miserable son of a bitch!

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SAFE SEX
Posted by: spratling on Feb 21, 2007 3:20 PM   
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I sure hope he remembers to wear a condom.

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Shooting low
Posted by: kwms on Feb 21, 2007 5:20 PM   
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Alternet, your pieces are seldom this snide. Please use the space for something worth commenting on.

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We're scraping the barrel here......
Posted by: pieandpeas on Feb 21, 2007 7:26 PM   
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Why even bother publishing such small beer as this? I don't know what repells me the most, the pathetic jab at W or the inane and tasteless schoolboy humor it seems to have provoked.
The attribution is unverifiable, very easily brushed off and lends creedence to rightist propaganda that liberals aren't serious enough to be in charge of the world's most powerful arsenal.
The way to respond to a man who malevolently devalues the notion of humanity and by the use of torture and fear orchestrates the erosion of civil liberties and basic human rights is to convince others throughout the world that the job of getting rid of him is being undertaken with serious intent and in a sober manner. Instead, they're treated to this infantile behaviour and toilet humor.

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I can't believe that Evan & Matt Yglesias missed another key part of that article
Posted by: richards1052 on Feb 22, 2007 1:01 AM   
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I've read coverage of the Uri Dan story here & I think at Matt Yglesias' blog & both of them missed an equally important part of the Haaretz article. In it, Dan as much as admits that Sharon told him that he had Arafat assassinated. I've written about this at my blog.

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Can I shoot it?
Posted by: Steven Wanzell on Feb 22, 2007 9:32 PM   
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Presidential Porn surely pays better than european-style art films! Modonna could choreogragh the action, the surviving Village People could do the love theme, Rambone could be the stunt cock, and Lucas could do the effects. So, what wuttaya think?

Steven Wanzell
wanzellarts.com.ar

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I think the point is...
Posted by: Ian MacLeod on Mar 3, 2007 10:32 PM   
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...we have a sophomore-level, Legacy BMOC mentality in the White House. This is the Bushmobile being driven by Cheney and the Military/Industrial Complex, but the "man" himself is an active alcoholic who is as crude as any high school dropout wannabe jock with an IQ half his shoe size. If he hadn't crawled out from between the right pair of legs, he wouldn't be welcome in his daddy's country club even as a pool cleaner. Just goes to show what a monopolized MSM can do.

Ian

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