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Porn star Mary Carey running for California gov

Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein at 6:31 AM on August 10, 2006.


Only 40 of 164,000 signatures collected so far.
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Porn star Mary Carey is running for governor of California. She has only collected 40 of the 164,000 signatures required to get her name on the ballot, but she says she'll run as a write-in candidate if the signature gathering fails.

Amongst other things, Carey's platform pledges to "Increase money in California", "Increase plastic surgery tax so that you can lower gas prices", and make strip clubs full nude with full alcohol.

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Lindsay Beyerstein a New York writer blogging at Majikthise.


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Mary Carry The Party to VICTORY!
Posted by: Roverton on Aug 10, 2006 8:18 AM   
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I HOPE SHE WINS. LET THE RIGHT EXPLAIN HER IN THEIR CAMP.

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Where is the porn star for PA's race for U S Senate?
Posted by: larry278 on Aug 10, 2006 9:27 AM   
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This is an opportunity for a patriotic porn star to save PA & the nation from Santorum or Casey in the U S Senate. Having an expert on screwing for fun in the Senate makes more sense than having either man who while being family men, have a large family & a basic knowledge of copulation are prudes. If we must be screwed by the Congress, we need an expert in making sex fun to do the screwing.
There are those who will point out that Senator Santorum is a proven screw up & the Honorable Mr Casey has the potential to be an even greater screw up than Senator Santorum either man should be elected to make the USA fubar [fouled up beyond all redemption] forever. But others will rightly argue the cuntry [sic] needs new blood to get us out of the hole the USA is in.

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She can have my signature
Posted by: COC on Aug 10, 2006 9:53 AM   
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Where do I go to sign?

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» RE: She can have my signature Posted by: MatthewSavage