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The Sodomy Squadron

Posted by Melissa McEwan at 8:03 AM on July 4, 2006.


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Pam Spaulding uncovered the existence of the real movers and shakers behind the radical homosexual agenda: The Sodomy Squadron.

...Washington's America is no longer the America of today. The Judeo-Christian compass that once guided our leaders and citizens has been displaced. A new moral order, one fueled by hedonism and a mutated form of individualism, has taken its place. Translation: Christians have become strangers in their own country.

...If one digs deeper into the cultural psyche of America, he will find that Christianity no longer sets the standard for proper human behavior. The Sodomy Squadron has been flying high, for the Supreme Court has deemed sodomy a fundamental right, the Federal Marriage Amendment was DOA, and Massachusetts strong-armed the Catholic Church into ceasing its adoption program when it demanded that a Catholic agency allow same-sex couples to adopt children under the care of the Roman Catholic Church.

Who could disagree? Christians really have become strangers in America. All they've got anymore is a Christian president with an almost exclusively Christian cabinet whose biggest supporters are conservative Christians to whom he panders relentlessly, including appointing two openly Christian justices to the Supreme Court, an almost entirely Christian Congress, who starts each day's session with a prayer, guaranteed freedom of religion, money that says "In God We Trust," a pledge of allegiance that describes us as "one nation under God," television networks who will accept advertising from conservative religious groups but not liberal political groups, schools who are incorporating a religious belief into science classes, gays being denied marriage in order to protect its "sanctity," women denied access to emergency birth control for no legitimate health reasons but because some religious people have a problem with it, Catholic communities being built in Florida, Museums of Creationism springing up, laws still on the books that respect Christians' holy day (like in Indiana, where you still can't shop for a car or buy booze on a Sunday), and churches not required to pay taxes.

Do the math, people. That adds up to total domination of The Sod Squad!

(Pam's House Blend)

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Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.


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Sodomy Squadron Sign Up?
Posted by: Domokun on Jul 4, 2006 8:58 AM   
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Crap, I thought the link would take me to the sign up roster. I so wanted that tee shirt...

I'm glad someone else is just as baffled as I am that these Christians (OK, not ALL Christians, how about just the bitchy ones?) complain they don't get the respect they so rightfully deserve cuz they're so obviously the majority--they're so quick with those stat sheets/pie charts it's downright creepy--but act like the persecuted minority? And it's those damn queers killin' the righteous buzz with their Will & Grace and What Not To Wear and Cher. The nerve!

Kills me that they have the cake but say they can't eat it, too. Too much fondant, I guess.

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sickofsleaze
Posted by: ladybug1@carrollsweb.com on Jul 4, 2006 9:30 AM   
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I too used to condemn "queers" but if Bush is for it I'm against it prevailed and "Decided" God must love them or he wouldn't have made so many. Tho God didn't make them all, the Catholic Church did their part with their Sodomite clergy

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BEHOLD THE FAR RIGHT WING "CHRISTIAN" AMERICAN TALIBAN . . .
Posted by: yogendra2 on Jul 4, 2006 10:06 AM   
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THE TALIBAN IS A FAR RIGHT WING RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATION WHO KNOWS WHAT IS BEST FOR EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY AND WHO PUNISH (EVEN DESTROY) ANYONE WHO OPPOSES THEM. THUS, BEHOLD THE FAR RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN AMERICAN TALIBAN. GEOGRAPHY ALONE MAKES THESE AMERICANS DIFFERENT THAN THE AFGHANI CROWD.

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copulating Christians
Posted by: larry278 on Jul 4, 2006 11:20 AM   
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Christianity has many sects & divisions. There might be members of the Sodomy Sq who are Christians. It is doubtful if these kind & gentle people of God refer to the so-called muscular Christians of the ilk of W as f---ing Jesus freaks. But the copulating Christian who sits in the White House joins in & contributes to the perputal pity party of the copulating Christians. The copulating Christian professes publicly to court martyrdom while holding high officer or access to one holding high office who playfully persecutes those of the Christian persuasion who aren't of the copulating Christian persuasion.

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» RE: copulating Christians Posted by: Jaja56
Sad but true!
Posted by: Jammer2 on Jul 4, 2006 11:22 AM   
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Someone called this president a Christian? He is anything but that. He is a scheming alcoholic and cocaine freak that found the best way to abuse this system was to use the weakest link, which was pandering to the lowest common denominator of this society, the so-called Christian right. (or should I say the severely intellectually challenged)

Ol' W could care less about Christian ideals or whatever else they claim to hold dear in their infantile faith based creed, and he's given them all the latitude that they are going to get. He's a lame duck now and has failed to achieve most of their agenda, but suceeded beautifully on attaining his.

Halliburton is rich beyond the expectations of Pharoah's and Kings. All of his close personal friends can now purchase countries of their own due to his manipulation of a sick and ignorant brand of Christuanity. He has murdered tens of thousands of innocent people to get these things for himself and his friends, and he did so hiding out in the guise of a Christian. He was a common thug when he was governor of Texas, and over the past few years has grown into a sophisticated organized crime machine thanks to the Christian right.

People shouldn't worry about what he's done for them so far, they should really worry about what he's done to them, and what Jesus will say when they try and justify his actions which they demanded be done in their name. If you murder in my name and I condone it, the murder is mine to bear also.

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Judgment Day
Posted by: ihatebush on Jul 4, 2006 12:03 PM   
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Judgment Day as God told me it will be: On Judgment day all the souls will stand before God to be judged and rewarded. God calls forth Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Kennedy, Jimmy Swaggart, Fred Phelps, James Dobson and all their hate-mongering lemmings to be judged. God asks Pat Robertson to speak for this group of "christians". Robertson cries out to God, "Lord! Lord! We have done Your will on earth and have come to collect our rewards." God appears angry and pulls out a scroll. On this scroll are the names of the hundreds of thousands of gay people that left His Church because these bigots drove them away. He hands the scroll to Robertson and suddenly the scroll begins to bleed blood all over him. God speaks. "YOU Robertson, Falwell, Swaggart, Kennedy, Dobson, Phelps and all your followers have the blood of all these lost souls that you have driven away from My Church on your hands!" Robertson exclaims, "But LORD haven't we done Your will?" God shouts out to the fundamentalist group: "DEPART FROM ME!!! I NEVER KNEW YOU!!!" God then motions to His ArchAngel Michael and Michael rounds them up and marches all of the hate-mongers into the Lake of Fire. Because these bigots drove gays away from His Church, God blesses the gay souls saying, "The meek shall inherit the earth. This is your reward." And all the good souls live in His paradise forever and ever. Amen.

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» RE: Judgment Day Posted by: nanapantyhead
Funny Acting Christians!!!
Posted by: parapraxis on Jul 5, 2006 1:09 AM   
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I've been bewildered by the so - called Christians ru(i)nning the country. Using brute force and unjustly invading foreign nations are actions found in the Old Testament. Christ believed in turning the other cheek, finding the good in others, and searching for a peaceful end to disputes. Our fearless leaders have no clue what Christ was about, but neither do many of the citizens across the country. Next time you are out on the highway, take a look at the weavers, the speeders, the dangerous drivers who believe they are above the law and are not obliged to follow the traffic laws established by our leadership. Many of the vehicles I see breaking those laws have, on the rear of the car, what I refer to as the "Jesus Fish." That little plastic chrome fish thats states" I'm a Christian" for all the world to see. HWJD? How Would Jesus Drive? I'm fairly sure he wouldn't think the driving habits of many of these people would qualify as Christianlike. Take a good look at these culprits, most also have the yellow" support the troops" magnets on their vehicles. I have some weird thoughts, yes, I know. But think about this. If that person is capable of driving erratically with no regard to safety. If they aren't willing to support fellow Americans in keeping our highways as safe as possible. Do you really believe they care about supporting our troops? I wonder how many of our troops on leave have experienced a fellow Americans road rage, only to see the yellow ribbon and the "Jesus Fish" fade away as the offending driver speeds away?

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Excellent
Posted by: SanFranDuke on Jul 5, 2006 4:30 PM   
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Tis is a beautifully thought-out and written comment.

Thank you!

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