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Name that scandal

Posted by Rachel Neumann at 11:19 AM on December 22, 2005.


The administration tries to weasel out of its biggest scandal yet.

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It's the holidays and the Bush administration really hopes that everyone will just forget that whole thing about them authorizing spying on citizens without a warrant. (What under the Bush tree? Miles of tape of conversations between ordinary Americans.)

There's a slim chance that this will be the scandal that sinks the administration (yes, those impeachment rumblings are faint, but I hear them) but to do so, it's got to have a name that sticks. I don't like the "gate" names (Plamegate, Monicagate, etc.) because 1) they're overused and 2) they don't fit. Afterall, in Watergate at least Nixon had the decency to pretend he knew nothing about wiretapping. In this case, the President not only admits it, he defends it.

Is it The Spying Scandal, The Snoopathon, The Warentless Wiretapping? Please add your suggestions in the comment area below. After all, a scandal is only as good as its name.

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Rachel Neumann is Rights & Liberties Editor at AlterNet.


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Posted by: Arianna on Dec 22, 2005 1:24 PM   
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Someone on this site has been calling it "Spyola", it has a nice ring to it.

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~Fiona~
Posted by: ~Fiona~ on Dec 22, 2005 3:05 PM   
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Here's one I'm very fond of...
..."The Bushwhackers", or prehaps "Bushwhacking"...
:o)

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Let's Be Frank...
Posted by: picaresque on Dec 22, 2005 4:41 PM   
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Though I like the sound of Spyola, why not be straightforward & call it Bush's Illegal Wiretapping (to distinguish it from Bush's Illegal War and Bush's Illegal Torture Policy).

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» RE: Let's Be Frank... Posted by: liberalibrarian
How about refering to these rogues collectively as...
Posted by: Mein Bush on Dec 22, 2005 4:42 PM   
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"The Peeper Administration"?

As far as the scandal itself is concerned goes... "peek-a-booing gone wild"!

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Good Old Time Religion
Posted by: mpkerner on Dec 22, 2005 7:18 PM   
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In view of his self-proclaimed direct link to The Almighty, how about "Burning Bush?" Maybe this time he'll actually go down in flames.

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Keep it Simple
Posted by: signifyingmonkey on Dec 22, 2005 9:00 PM   
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How about, "Treason".

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How about...
Posted by: awakeallready on Dec 22, 2005 9:28 PM   
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using some of their own terminology, and call it the "homeland illegal wiretapping case". Wordy, I know, but like the liberallibrarian points out, it's the damn truth, and the 'homeland" part just spits it back at them a little harder.

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» RE: How about... Posted by: alexph138706
Operation Everpresent Eavesdropping
Posted by: Samantha Vimes on Dec 23, 2005 3:11 AM   
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"The Administration DOES listen to the American people!"

Sorry, it's name that scandal, not "figure out what they will name it".

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» RE: Operation Everpresent Eavesdropping Posted by: Rachel Neumann
Elephant Ears
Posted by: bw on Dec 23, 2005 4:46 AM   
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Would make for good visuals, and a party reminder too!

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» RE: lephant Ears Posted by: Rachel Neumann
» RE: elephant Ears Posted by: bw
» RE: Elephant Ears Posted by: bw
9/11ed Again
Posted by: Urstrly on Dec 23, 2005 5:57 AM   
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How about 9/11gate? Note how the frequency with which Bush uses 9/11 increases every time someone closes in on him. Dashle just said he specifically said no to domestic war powers.

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MSA
Posted by: sliver on Dec 23, 2005 6:51 AM   
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Nazi America

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W stands for wimpy
Posted by: QCao009 on Dec 23, 2005 7:21 AM   
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How about W's wimpy wiretappers ?

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The Name Game
Posted by: kenadrian on Dec 23, 2005 9:20 AM   
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Here are a few ideas:

"FISA Light" (100% more spying, 100% less permission)
"UnWarranted" or "Warrantless"
"Bush League Surveillance" (couldn't resist)
"No Secrets Allowed (a new Acronym for the N.S.A.)"
"Bugs Dummy" (my apologies to Warner Bros.)

and my personal favorite:

"Parabolic Paranoia"

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raven
Posted by: ravens-roost@earthlink.net on Dec 23, 2005 10:13 AM   
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A few scandal names:
Coup d' Bush
NixonPlus
Peeping George
BushTheBugger

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I'd begun calling it
Posted by: aida1200 on Dec 23, 2005 10:25 AM   
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"Countrygate," but I think a previous poster (Sorry--I can't see her name from here) is right and we need a more sweeping name. Nothing too cute or clever, however. How about the Domestic Spying Scandal?

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» RE: I'd begun calling it Posted by: Rachel Neumann
cjb58
Posted by: cjb58 on Dec 23, 2005 10:48 AM   
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How about something with "Big Brother" in it

like: Big Brother Grab

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raven
Posted by: ravens-roost@earthlink.net on Dec 23, 2005 1:58 PM   
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The Bug-o-Bush Scandal
(now that the phrase "This Administration bugs me" turns out to be literally true)

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Neoconspy
Posted by: jwg on Dec 23, 2005 2:14 PM   
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Bush shouldn't have to take the whole rap, a little Russian sounding but...

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Spying on U.S. citizens with no judicial oversight.
Posted by: willymack on Dec 23, 2005 6:09 PM   
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How about "evesdrooping without conscience"?

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How about Bush-Big-brother
Posted by: JohnW on Dec 28, 2005 1:22 PM   
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How about Bush Big-Brother-(gate)??

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Keep it stupid, simple.
Posted by: Padre on Jan 1, 2006 4:16 AM   
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Bush's War of Privacy

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Here are some that reflects reality, but may not play since its so true!
Posted by: Pepper on Jan 2, 2006 7:31 AM   
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Remember, the opposition has a series of spin catch phrases they intermingle during interviews, so I am going to give a list of related terms for our side. Here they are:

"Imperialism unleashed"

"Spygate"

"Psychopath"

"Neo nazi cabal"

"Truth slayer"

"Pathos in Paradise"

"Wiretapping King"

"POWER MONGER"

"Perverter of the Constitution"

"Candidate running for Impeachment"

There is more. You get the drift.

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Oh, wait ... I got it!
Posted by: Jugbo on Jan 2, 2006 11:45 AM   
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"Our Orwellian Nightmare: the Bush Years"

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Phrases on Spying
Posted by: BlackMan on Jan 5, 2006 3:05 AM   
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The following suggestions on Bush spying on Americans and Violated his oath of office as a criminal worthy of impeachment:

Security
--National Security Ends with Fear
--Ending liberty for security produces abusive danger
--Opportunity leads to better security
--Human Freedom is free Speech and Expression
--Human Freedom is to worship God in our own way--worldwide
--Freedom from want means healthy peacetime life--wordwide
--Eliminate armaments and warfare eliminates fear
--Without the breath of real freedom we get no where fast

Myth
--End the Myth: Fight for Liberty

Ethics
--It is unethical to accept pay for poor quality performance
--Cultivating moral confusion for profit brings forth the name as they deserve public shame
--Ethics and equity for justice does not change
--Raise a standard met with honesty and wisdom; then give the rest to God.

Power
--Power corrupts and absolute power corrrupts absolutely
--Responsibility for the public good is the price of power
--Power is what the enemy thinks we have
--Strange desires seek power and abuse liberty
--Seeking unauthorized power over others is criminal

Abuse
--Contempt requires conter-contempt

Respectfully
Talmadge

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Spy Slogans
Posted by: BlackMan on Jan 5, 2006 4:04 AM   
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Unprotected Rights
A Stripped Constitution
American Rights: Desecrated
The Constitution: Wrecked
Bill of Rights: Reduced to Rubble
Freedom Ruined
Freedom Spy
Mole State
Spy-President
Comtempt for Liberty
Fascist Spying

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