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"The Simpsons": Ralph Wiggum Launches '08 Presidential Run [VIDEO]

Posted by Adam Howard, AlterNet at 1:01 PM on January 7, 2008.


"I want a tricycle and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America," says Wiggum.
Ralph Wiggum Launches 2008 Presidential Run

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On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Springfield most infamously slow-witted child, Ralph Wiggum, launched an unlikely campaign for the White House. Even though Lisa points out that Ralph is only eight, his vapidity and inexplicable charm make him appealing to both Republicans (led by Mr. Burns and a Rush Limbaugh inspired parody, in a scary castle GOP fortress) and the Democrats (with Hank Azaria reprising his character from The Birdcage and a spoof of Arianna Huffington, there HQ is in an organic salad bar). Wiggum opts for an optimistic, unity ticket in what appears to be a dig at both Obama and Bloomberg. It's nice to see a little edge on The Simpsons again. Check out the video to your right to see Wiggum's first campaign commercial, biting jokes about Bush, Clinton, the Patriot Act, Election 2004 in Ohio and more.

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Adam Howard is the editor of PEEK.


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HAven't we had enoughof dim-witted presidents?
Posted by: EncinoM on Jan 7, 2008 1:22 PM   
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Of course, he could do no worse then what we have.

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Hidden message??
Posted by: Nate136 on Jan 7, 2008 6:03 PM   
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I found it interesting that they shouted out for a non-republican nor democrat name Ralph that the Limbaugh cartoon character said that he "was a little GREEN!!!" Hmmm, maybe a hidden message for Ralph Nader to run for President. Those crafty devils!!

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yeah, well...
Posted by: JoshuaLudd on Jan 7, 2008 7:38 PM   
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.. Lets not overlook their treatment of Kucinich. They show EXACTLY what makes him such a "kooky" and non-serious candidate... he is SHORT!

Kucinich is not a fringe candidate. He is a candidate without much support quite simply because the media refuses to cover him because he is not approved by corporate interests.

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First Laddle
Posted by: Prairie Waif on Jan 8, 2008 4:22 AM   
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Perfect!

While the President bombs, kills and maims his own citizens and those of innocents abroad, he has his "First Laddle" to laddle on the sugary coating, the finesse that he is human, etc.

I wonder what if our current First Laddle uses
high-fructose corn syrup and Trans Fats?

What say ye?

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» RE: First Laddle Posted by: JoshuaLudd
» RE: First Laddle...Ladle?? Posted by: carcinoid112
concerned citizen
Posted by: skingk on Jan 8, 2008 7:08 AM   
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I wonder who gave Clinton and Obama a hundred million bucks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBo4E77ZXo

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Ralph Wiggum 2008 !
Posted by: martron3000 on Jan 8, 2008 2:22 PM   
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If the choice in November comes down to Clinton versus ~any Republican(but Ron Paul)~ I may write in Ralph Wiggum as my choice.

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