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Glenn Beck's 912 Project Threatens Washington With Giant Snake Monster

Posted by Tana Ganeva, AlterNet at 3:08 PM on October 21, 2009.


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Something really terrible happens when you tread on that snake that conservatives don't want you to tread on.

It transforms from this coiled up rattler, crotchety at the prospect of a viable health care system, or maybe higher taxes on the super rich:

 

To this giant snake monster choking the Capitol:

 

 

At least that seems to be the idea behind the scenario deftly illustrated on Glenn Beck's 9/12 Project, a web site devoted --  much like Beck himself -- to fanning anti-Obama/government hysteria, spreading misinformation about progressive policies and riling up teabaggers.

The snake imagery makes sense of course, since the "Join or Die" snake and the Gadsden flag snake often grace most flat surfaces wielded by conservative protestors. But why this Voldemort snake? Doesn't that go against conservative grievance-based messaging? Isn't it actually the federal government that's "squeezing" all the freedom from real Americans, and giving it to illegal immigrants? 

Thoughts?

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Probably not what they intended...
Posted by: bcpolar on Oct 21, 2009 3:18 PM   
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...but I love it that the snake's tail looks like a butt plug.

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Hmmm.
Posted by: RSW58 on Oct 21, 2009 4:21 PM   
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Isn't the snake a symbol of SATAN??? OMG! We need to tell everyone that conservatives are actually secretly Satanists! Panic! Panic! Panic! Where oh where is Glenn Beck when you need him??? Why isn't he denouncing this OBVIOUS Satanic symbol??? WHY????????
Oh wait, that's right---he's the one who put that picture up there. (My bad!) So there can't be anything nefarious about that.
But then, why isn't a liberal commentator taking up this cause to denounce conservatives? Oh that's right, we aren't that stupid. We have working brain cells.

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» RE: Hmmm. Posted by: dougontrack
» Seconded. Posted by: eddie torres
It's not complicated
Posted by: pbutler on Oct 21, 2009 4:23 PM   
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Isn't Beck just saying he wants Newt Gingrich back in Congress?

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I prefer being entertained
Posted by: Longdream on Oct 21, 2009 5:05 PM   
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by people who KNOW they're comedians.

And yes, the snake looks like a really unattractive sex toy for a Sadist. Then again, that also describes Glenn Beck, so it's probably designed that way on purpose.

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"Where's the milk?"
Posted by: eddie torres on Oct 21, 2009 5:20 PM   
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Snake = "The Family"

Capitol Building = breast

912 Project = mommy didn't breast feed enough. or too much.

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How DARE they besmirch my memories of Reptilicus?!
Posted by: hurricane hugo on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM   
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damn, I loved that movie!

#@!

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Posted by: zipper696 on Oct 22, 2009 6:02 AM   
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reported again
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..die spammer

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go away spammer
Posted by: zipper696 on Oct 22, 2009 6:03 AM   
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I could get to like snakes
Posted by: willymack on Oct 22, 2009 10:13 AM   
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If I saw a giant boa swallow Bugs Beck, head first.

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Beck should.......
Posted by: tap17x on Oct 23, 2009 7:07 PM   
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.....get what he secretly wants: to be fucked by a gay gorilla.

I know this from reliable sources that I can't identify for security reasons.

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