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Bush I & Bush II Share Their Thoughts on Vibrating Chairs in Their Goodbye Interview

Posted by Jan Frel, AlterNet at 3:44 PM on January 12, 2009.


Strange talk in a goodbye interview with degenerate father and son on Fox News.

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This doesn't need much introduction. Here's the link from Fox News's Brit Hume interview with the Bush father and son -- and here's the touching ending to the latest installment of the Bush era:

HUME: When you first took office, took occupancy of this office, as I recall, the two of you had a brief moment together.

G.W. BUSH: Right.

HUME: Can you reflect on that? Do you remember it?

G.W. BUSH: We had just witnessed the Inaugural Parade, and I came upstairs at the White House up there, and I think you were taking a nap.

G.H.W. BUSH: No, I was in the bathtub, thawing out.

G.W. BUSH: Yes, he was in the bathtub. (Laughter.)

HUME: Were you really?

G.H.W. BUSH: Yes.

G.W. BUSH: Of course, I yelled through the door. Anyway, I said, why don't you come over and meet me in the Oval Office? And so I got in here before he did, and I was just getting a sense of what it was like to be in the shrine of democracy. And then I looked up, and in comes 41. And it was a moving moment. It was a great day for me, a very proud moment.

HUME: Can you remember what was said?

G.W. BUSH: Not really. I had a weird chair, as I recall. It had like an electric cord on it. And I don't — did you use the weird chair with the electric cord?

G.H.W. BUSH: Yes.

G.W. BUSH: Well, I didn't use the weird chair with the electric cord, but he showed me how to operate it.

HUME: What did it do?

G.W. BUSH: Jiggle or something.

HUME: Where you put on your fingers, turned off the lights, and magic fingers make you feel all right? That kind of thing? (Laughter.)

G.H.W. BUSH: I remember this totally different. I remember being in the bathtub after that ice-cold Inaugural Parade or whatever, and one of the guys that was in the White House said, get out of the bathtub, Mr. President, you got to get over; the president wants you right now. (Laughter.) Come on, I'm just thawing out here. Get over there. (Laughter.) So I went over and it was very, very moving.

G.W. BUSH: It was an awesome moment, it really was, as you can imagine.

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Eternal Gravitas
Posted by: dgiVista.org on Jan 13, 2009 1:29 AM   
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This decade has been like a comic book. A sick, sick comic book.

PoliticsReSpun.org

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Fox Muse
Posted by: godsbreath64 on Jan 13, 2009 2:04 AM   
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Fowl imbalance.

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Bush II deserves the electric chair
Posted by: 9b511 on Jan 13, 2009 2:58 AM   
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I say that in jest only because I don't support the death penalty, but it would certainly be fitting to have W. prosecuted for his crimes against this nation and humanity in general. As a family, the Bush dynasty are a bloodthirsty bunch. They need to atone for their evil deeds. No one is above the law, and no one needs to learn that more than George W. Bush. May his reputation as the Anti-Christ be solidified and serve as a reminder to us all of how dangerous it is to vote for someone of such low moral character.

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Lighten up Dwight - a break is needed sometimes so we don't buy AKs.
Posted by: thekidde on Jan 13, 2009 6:59 AM   
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So it's a genetic problem?
Posted by: grindermonkey on Jan 13, 2009 6:36 AM   
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And here I have been mistakenly blaming the Bonesmen and vapid cheer leading for this embarrassment.

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the 911 spin again
Posted by: dogster42 on Jan 13, 2009 7:56 AM   
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Did anyone besides me notice that both Bushes got that Bush "nailed it" grin/smile when during the interview they both mentioned 911? probably as instructed by the handlers to continue to defelect critics from mentioning total mismanagement with criminal intent.

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WOW!
Posted by: monkeywrench on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 AM   
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Another penetrating, insightful interview by that Superstation of Intellect, Faux News!! I just got all tingly all over by this wonderful little bit of folksy folderol.

The only thing they left out was an interview with Barney. But I can understand why; he might have intellectually upstaged the two presidents. And the interviewer.

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Disgusting
Posted by: DaBear on Jan 13, 2009 9:23 AM   
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The day I hear nothing about anyone named "Bush" cannot come too soon.

This shit makes my head explode and all I wanna do is kick the cat or flat out run across the continent and bitch slap those god damned arrogant owning class mofos 'til they're red.

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» RE: Disgusting Posted by: StirMan
THOUGHTS OF CRIMINALS FROM VIBRATING CHAIRS
Posted by: pacto on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM   
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UGH OOF ARGH THESE TWO NEED TO BE IN JAIL PAYING FOR ALL THE DEATH AND MISERY THEY HAVE CAUSED. PLEASE TELL ME WHY THAT IS NOT HAPPENING.

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Hmmmmm....
Posted by: Cybershaman on Jan 13, 2009 10:23 AM   
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Dad doesn't know what a price scanner is, and the son doesn't know what a massage chair is.

It takes a lot of effort to be that clueless, folks.

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Booosh
Posted by: bobtr900 on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM   
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The Bush family has got to be the single most corrupt and criminal and pathogenic family ever, in America. Nearly everyone one of them, at one time or another, is or has been involved in some nefarious activity.

Will they never quit, will they never learn that there is much more to the USA and to the world than another corrupt Bush family member doing some totally self-serving thing. Will they never learn that they are the biggest danger to America and to the entire world and just stay out of politics, forever.

Why don't they just go quietly away, to their 98,000+ acre estate in Paraguay, and leave all the decent families to try to recover from the Bush family induced devastation and death. What they call Pro-Life and Family Values is really nothing more than death for corporate profits, covered over with a thin veneer of religion to drag the Values Voters into what was once only the domain of the greedy corporate voters.

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An Awesome Moment?
Posted by: AlteredStates on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 AM   
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I hope this is the end for these two conceited fools. May their malevolent spirit die with them.

As for the rest of the Bush family, unfortunately, there are more coming up all the time. And, they all have the same attitude; rip-it-off whenever possible - that's the Bush family policy.

That is also the attitude of the "Haves". The "Have Not's" don't have a chance when they plea for a bigger "piece of the pie" that the "Haves" control. That 's the way it has always been. The only thing that will level the playing field is for a world-wide economic collapse - something we see occurring right before our eyes. In some ways, this economic crisis is a "God send". The rich have seen some of their fortunes severely reduced by the same system that made them rich. To that I say, "Hallelujah!!! And, to coin a phrase; "Bring it on"...bitches. I can't wait to see all these craven rich bastards brought low as their "Babylon" crumbles. I know it will be hard on all the world's people, but perhaps, when this system crashes and burns, there will arise a more sane and benevolent society; one based on mutual respect. Boy, am I a dreamer. Knowing human nature, I think the next "Matrix" will turn into "the same old shit; just a different day". But, for the mean time, let us dream of a "better tomorrow". That's all we have, beside the nightmare we are living in right now.

P.S. I almost forgot Prescott Bush; the founding father of a family of lairs. Oh, did I mention that Prescott Bush was in bed with Hitler. Yes, that Hitler..."the savior of mankind"; a title bestowed on Hitler by Pope Pius XII

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» RE: An Awesome Moment? Posted by: AlteredStates
Liberella
Posted by: Liberella on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 AM   
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we, as a people, need a better litmus test for our leaders. arrogance, ignorance and greed should not be thus rewarded.

Bush's exit press conference reminded me of something:

"So spake the Fiend, and with necessity,
The tyrant's plea,
excused his devilish deeds."

-Paradise Lost

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These two deserve the real electric chair...
Posted by: ShrubtheWarcriminal on Jan 13, 2009 2:34 PM   
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...especially the War Criminal in Chief, Shrub II, if there is any speck of justice left in the country.

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One More Fuck-up
Posted by: AlteredStates on Jan 13, 2009 2:58 PM   
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Just when I thought Bush had run out of fuck-ups, he surprised me. Example; the current war in Gaza. He is defending Israel's slaughter of civilians in the Gaza Strip. And, as usual, Bush is ignoring the entire world's revulsion over what Israel is doing in Gaza, and instead, encourages Israel to "defend itself" against the "firecrackers" Hamas is has been shooting at Israel. Has anyone actually seen one of these Kassam rockets. They are a toy compared to what Israel is using, (white phosphorous included). But, that's numb-nuts Bush and his vacuous brain speaking. There IS something in his head, but it isn't him. It is a twisted, profane, preverted, concept of right and wrong that he thinks is from God. Well, I've got news for "W", be is in for a rude awakening. But, for this dip shit, I don't even want to think of how he is going to respond to such an awakening. What a total fuck he is. He is lucky his last name is "Bush", because without that name, he would be just another bum sipping a beer out of a brown paper bag.

There is more I could say about "W", but I'm getting nauseous.

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All bushed up
Posted by: willymack on Jan 13, 2009 3:41 PM   
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Three degenerations of booshes, each worse than his predesessor, have gotton away with some of the most horrible crimes against our people, our Constitution, and our place of honor in the world community. What the hell is wrong with the American people, anyway? We STILL have time to do something about GHW and GW bush, but most likely won't. Shame on all of us.

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sam3
Posted by: sam3 on Jan 14, 2009 8:50 PM   
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Can not find the words to how to say goodby to these
Lowlife

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LOLOLOL
Posted by: xmvince on Jan 14, 2009 11:50 PM   
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THE BUSH FAMILY IS NOTHING BUT CLOWNS!!

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