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Sharks Vs. Very Mean Pirates: Michael Steele's Latest Incoherent Analogy

Posted by Matt Corley, Think Progress at 2:20 PM on June 25, 2009.


RNC Chairman Michael Steele is known for his creative analogies. Here's the latest.

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RNC Chairman Michael Steele is known for his creative analogies. In April, he declared that regional differences in the GOP were just like people who wear their hats in different ways, a metaphor he used again at a recent College Republican conference. On Frank Beckman’s radio show on Wednesday, Steele broke out a new metaphor to describe why he thinks its bad for government to step in and help save jobs in private industries:

BECKMAN: And the people who are out of work, you know, they’re not much concerned right now about, about who saves them, whether it’s the private sector or public, they just want to be saved.

STEELE: Yeah, that’s true, but there’s a danger that lies in that. And I think that’s where an appreciation, if not an education, of the consequences of certain policies has got to get talked about and people really need to understand. You know, it’s like the guy who, you know, is in the water and you know, he wants to get saved from the sharks, but then — from the sharks — but then he gets picked up by a bunch of pirates or, you know, or some bad guys. You know, what’s worse being in the water or being in the boat where they’re beating the heck out of you every day? So, you know, the reality of it is, it does matter who saves you.

 

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BECKMAN: And the people who are out of work, you know, they’re not much concerned right now about, about who saves them, whether it’s the private sector or public, they just want to be saved.

STEELE: Yeah, that’s true, but there’s a danger that lies in that. And I think that’s where an appreciation, if not an education, of the consequences of certain policies has got to get talked about and people really need to understand. You know, it’s like the guy who, you know, is in the water and you know, he wants to get saved from the sharks, but then — from the sharks — but then he gets picked up by a bunch of pirates or, you know, or some bad guys. You know, what’s worse being in the water or being in the boat where they’re beating the heck out of you every day? So, you know, the reality of it is, it does matter who saves you. It does make a difference who is throwing you that lifeline because there could be things attached to that lifeline that may in the long run not save you as much as you think you are being saved.

 

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Matt Corley is a Research Associate for The Progress Report and ThinkProgress.org at the Center for American Progress.


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Yow!
Posted by: okfalcon on Jun 25, 2009 2:57 PM   
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Pretty convincing stuff from the republican leader! Stay in the water and get eaten by sharks so that the pirates don't get you?

By the definition of "crazy" in the dictionary, there should be a picture of the what's left of the republican mind.

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Steele the first...
Posted by: bobtr900 on Jun 26, 2009 3:03 AM   
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...really stretches afar for his analogies, as do all Rethugs, to justify their thuggery. It's natural for them to do such things. They have, now been doing it very blatantly, since the days of St. Reagan.

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I get it
Posted by: jktravl on Jun 26, 2009 5:53 AM   
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Steele's analogy may be a little wacky but as one of the unemployed after 17 years with the same company, I in fact feel old and in the way and tossed overboard. I do not mourn the loss of my job but see it as an opportunity to fly to Argentina.... Any stimulus money for that?

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Frank Beckman is an hysterical, right-wing, fucknuts. Michael Steele is
Posted by: thekidde on Jun 26, 2009 6:11 AM   
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a brain-dead idiot. Questions?

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Arrrrrgh!
Posted by: LazyEight on Jun 26, 2009 6:28 AM   
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It's too bad no actual pirates have stepped in to help test his supposition. A little stroll off the plank would have crippled his use of that bizarre metaphor, forcing him to spout other absurdities in its place.

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The Blues, You know?
Posted by: When In Doubt on Jun 26, 2009 8:04 AM   
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I get so tired of so-called intelligent people using "You Know" as a comma, exclamation point, question mark.

They can't seem to speak ten words without 'you know'ing me out of my gourd.

I've heard it from PHD's, Doctors, teachers,and most of my friends.

Bite your tongues

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» RE: The Blues, You know? Posted by: Emmories
You know, it's like, you know
Posted by: Natasha_W on Jun 26, 2009 9:57 AM   
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Did this idiot even go to College?
Is the GOP embracing Affirmative Action?

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