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William K. Wolfrum is a regular blogger for Shakesville
Sports Hotshots Can Rob, Rape and Pillage ... But Smoke Pot and They're Screwed
Posted on: Feb 4, 2009, Source: Shakesville
While the corporate media focus on Michael Phelps, a look at some other crimes committed by sports players.
McCain Hires Palin's Kenyan 'Witch Hunter' to 'Remove Evil Spirits from U.S. Economy'
Posted on: Sep 26, 2008, Source: Shakesville
This is obviously satire. Sadly, the same can't be said for the video at the end of the post.
As Foreclosures Rise, Bush Declares "National Homeownership Month"
Posted on: Jun 6, 2008, Source: Shakesville
The Bush Administration sees a crisis, and meets it with new slogans.
Who Cares If Hillary Was in the White House When Her Husband Cheated?
Posted on: Mar 20, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Bush and Cheney were in the White House when thousands died in their wars and the economy tanked thanks to their policies.
Vatican Releases New Mortal Sins, Includes Stem Cell Research
Posted on: Mar 10, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Hey, kids, gather around! The Vatican has come up with some more stuff we can't do!
With One Hand on McCain's Junk, Media Wonders Why It's Being Nice to Obama
Posted on: Mar 5, 2008, Source: Shakesville
John McCain has thoroughly seduced the media, and the media will dutifully report his agenda. And no "Saturday Night Live" skit will change that.
Bill O'Reilly Suggests He Could Possibly Lead a "Lynching Party" on Michelle Obama
Posted on: Feb 20, 2008, Source: Shakesville
It's time for racists to stop being cowed by political correctness and openly embrace their racism
Glenn Beck: Walking Proof There Is No God
Posted on: Feb 7, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Trust me, an hour of Chomsky would be more entertaining - and informative and honest - than a lifetime's worth of the likes of Beck.
Arlen Specter to Stand Strong Against Illegal Spying -- In the NFL
Posted on: Feb 4, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Let's see, everyone knows the U.S. government is spying on its people, but Specter is more concerned about NFL coaches spying on each other.
Fox Business Network Has Destroyed U.S. Economy
Posted on: Jan 22, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Yes, in just four months since FBN came on the air, the Dow Jones has lost 2,000 points.
Chuck Norris Says He's for Huckabee Because McCain Is Too Old, Would Die in Office
Posted on: Jan 21, 2008, Source: Shakesville
The pronouncement comes as a shock to many, as most believed that Norris supports Huckabee due to the fact that both are religious fanatics.
GOP Down to McCain or Huckabee Amid Field of Kooks
Posted on: Jan 4, 2008, Source: Shakesville
Huckabee's a force. And all they have to stop him with is McCain. Because a Huckabee nomination? Well, you ain't seen Kooky yet.
Magna Carta to be Bought, Branded With Asterisk
Posted on: Sep 26, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Wolfrum: "Being that Habeas Corpus is essentially meaningless in the U.S., so is the Magna Carta, really," said a potential buyer.
Is O.J. Simpson On The White House Payroll?
Posted on: Sep 14, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Wolfrum: Thanks to a new O.J. scandal, the neocons could nuke Iran right out of existence, and it's possible no one will even notice.
Vegas Mayor Threatens to Kill N.Y. Times Columnist After Anti-Sex-Trade Column
Posted on: Sep 6, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Wolfrum: Mayor Goodman says of Bob Herbert, "I have no use for him. I'll take a baseball bat and break his head if he ever comes here."
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