Stories by Will Durst

A woman's right to choose has been nibbled at to where the danger exists that before long, there will be no right left at all.

The little boys who cried 'the other side is nothing but a bunch of big fat liars.'

Folks on the street are incredulous a bona fide celebrity actually got nailed for anything.

As the race approaches its close, we take a look the progress we've made thus far in the 2004 Democratic primaries.

A handy primer on this week's biggest story.

Impress your friends and coworkers by knowing who won the coveted 'In Your Face, You Liberal Weenies Award.'

Characterized by the exchange of money for favors, Mad Politicians Disease could spread from the halls of congress to the mightiest office in the land.

Durst offers his annual list of objects, sights and experiences that make life just a tiny bit more worthwhile for a creaky reprobate.

Our greatest enemy in the fight for what's right is the opposition party.

Arnold makes his case for a Schwarzenegger-riffic 'Colliephonia.'

Will Rogers said, "It's easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

My wife is convinced her people are flying down right now to bring her back to Mars and in preparation she has dropped a homing beacon and packed artifacts and the voluminous notes she has taken of our civilization.

The recall process in California has been called a circus, total chaos and a carnival. Which is it? Answer: More of a geek show populated by ventriloquists on a rusty roller coaster.

Thanks to car-alarm king Darrell Issa's deep and noisy pockets, we, the Golden-plated state have recaptured the zenith of zany.

The Democrats are almost as bad as the Republicans. But as we've seen in the last two and a half years, a lot of lives fit in the margins of that "almost."

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead. Oh, Wait, No, He's Not. Sorry. Soon Though. Promise. And Repeat.

If you think Rosenthal's victory will cause the Bush administration to slow down their feverish crackdown on medical marijuana, you might want to hold off on investing all your money in rolling paper manufacturers.

You just can't go wrong with a tax-cut like this. The list of winners goes on and on.

It's the red white and blue tax cut and the only people lined up against it are un-American Saddam-loving Commie pinko yellow rat bastards.