Stories by Will Durst

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Posted on: Oct 6, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Before Bush decides to flatten Iraq, three Democratic congressmen went over there to check out the situation.

Posted on: Sep 29, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Question: The economy sucks, Bush is president and we're going to war with Iraq. This seems a bit of a familiar road, what?

Posted on: Sep 22, 2002, Source: AlterNet

What do apocalypse, the post office and Martha Stewart have in common?

Posted on: Sep 17, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Bush and Baghdad are locked in one interesting poker match. We can expect George W. to call right around election time.

Posted on: Sep 8, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Bush is having a helluva time selling the War with Iraq. It wouldn't be surprising if Barak isn't returning his calls.

Posted on: Sep 2, 2002, Source: AlterNet

What Donald Rumsfeld would say when he tries justifying war on Iraq: "Because of a guy named Saddam Hussein. That's what we got here people. Another Hitler. Only swarthier."

Posted on: Aug 26, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Instead of leaving the safe confines of his Crawford Ranch, Bush instead sends Colin Powell. The message is clear here: Dubya doesn't give two bits about the U.N. World Summit.

Posted on: Aug 18, 2002, Source: AlterNet

In which Vice President Dick Cheney picks out his dream warlord by asking who hates Saddam Hussein the most.

Posted on: Aug 4, 2002, Source: AlterNet

A recent arrest of an off-brand, father-and-son outfit reeks of fishyness. Are these busts for show or excuses for parading white collar workers?

Posted on: Jul 14, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Guess we must salute the courage of President Bush for chastising corporations for the very actions he and his administration have engaged in all their lives.

Posted on: Jul 7, 2002, Source: AlterNet

The U.S. Senate voted 99-0 to include the word 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance. Too bad they can't have that kind of consensus waking Jesse Helms with a gavel to the head.

Posted on: Jun 10, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Nova Scotia surf resorts. Home grown bananas. You won't have to retire to Arizona, Arizona will come to you.

Posted on: May 20, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Whitewater? That was vital information. But asking what Bush knew before September 11? That's partisanship!

Posted on: Apr 30, 2002, Source: AlterNet

The President called Colin Powell's Mideast mission a success. A success? Why? Because he came back? What is this? "Survivor: The West Bank?

Posted on: Apr 22, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Durst dishes the dirt on what really went on between American cardinals and the Pope today at the Vatican.

Posted on: Apr 9, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Hey Colin, why don't you get over there and kick Arafat and Sharon in the ass and get Zinni out of there before he starts World War Goddam III.

Posted on: Apr 1, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Forget about robins and cherry blossoms and marshmellow bunnies. It's the first crack of the bat that's the true harbinger of spring.

Posted on: Mar 19, 2002, Source: AlterNet

What icons should we add to Tom Ridge's Color Wheel of Doom? Church icon: Praying at this point could not hurt. Beer icon: Time to drink heavily. Lips icon: Kiss your butt goodbye.

Posted on: Feb 28, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Some of the congressmen involved in the Enron inquiry are being very circumspect in their questioning, fearing that if they push too hard, Ken Lay will cut off their allowance.

Posted on: Feb 19, 2002, Source: AlterNet

I am glued to the tube watching the XIX Winter Olympics where we, and yes, I do mean the US of A, are kicking major Russkie and Scandinavian ass.