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Posted on: Mar 23, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Frequently Asked Questions About the War on Iraq.

Posted on: Mar 17, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't be surprised. Always a lot of unintended consequences when you go to war.

Posted on: Mar 9, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Will Durst's partial list of things to make sure are only a quick run downstairs on top of the dryer away in case of unctuously extreme emergency.

Posted on: Feb 24, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Well, we weren't sure when it was going to happen, but our impending war with Iraq has finally risen to the noble heights of a reality TV show on Fox hosted by Playboy twins.

Posted on: Feb 23, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Scheduling a war is such a pain in the neck.

Posted on: Feb 13, 2003, Source: AlterNet

That's how the Office of Homeland Security says we can make our homes safe in the event of a biological, chemical or radiological agent attack.

Posted on: Feb 5, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Stuff so far out that it has to be real.

Posted on: Feb 3, 2003, Source: AlterNet

The Administration has cautioned the public to expect the General to reveal no smoking gun. Probably not a smoking knife either.

Posted on: Jan 27, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Hans Blix is not the Bush Administration's favorite guy right about now.

Posted on: Jan 20, 2003, Source: AlterNet

News that's just far out enough to be true.

Posted on: Jan 13, 2003, Source: AlterNet

As a matter of fact Americans are all in favor of more perks for the rich because the American people only think of the gajillion tax breaks they'll be raking in when they become rich.

Posted on: Jan 6, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Yes, we're doing a resolutions column. What's the matter with you guys? Its the beginning of the year. That's what you do. A resolutions column.

Posted on: Dec 2, 2002, Source: AlterNet

When you're trying to shed light on a possible conspiracy, you DON'T PUT HENRY KISSINGER IN CHARGE.

Posted on: Nov 11, 2002, Source: WorkingForChange.com

California has the economy, the weather, the entertainment, the wine, and the right ideas. Why not start our own thing?

Posted on: Nov 3, 2002, Source: AlterNet

A couple of Washington Post reporters have called this the "Seinfeld" election because it's supposedly about nothing.

Posted on: Oct 21, 2002, Source: AlterNet

May the better team win. Which would mean the Giants will be the World Series Winner. I can live with that.

Posted on: Oct 20, 2002, Source: AlterNet

According to the October issue of the Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine, duct tape is a more effective, less painful alternative to liquid nitrogen for use as a wart remover.

Posted on: Oct 8, 2002, Source: AlterNet

San Francisco, California, where the Giants are off to the National League Championship series, having beaten the Atlanta Braves following the president's speech. There is now talk of asking Bush to open all Giants games with a pep-talk.

Posted on: Oct 6, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Before Bush decides to flatten Iraq, three Democratic congressmen went over there to check out the situation.

Posted on: Sep 29, 2002, Source: AlterNet

Question: The economy sucks, Bush is president and we're going to war with Iraq. This seems a bit of a familiar road, what?

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