Stories by Will Durst

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Posted on: Oct 5, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Arnold makes his case for a Schwarzenegger-riffic 'Colliephonia.'

Posted on: Sep 30, 2003, Source: AlterNet

As opposed to the sitting governor, who can't get away with anything, Schwarzenegger gets away with everything, or more accurately, saying absolutely nothing.

Posted on: Sep 22, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Will Rogers said, "It's easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

Posted on: Sep 8, 2003, Source: AlterNet

President Bush writes to dear old friend Kofi Annan trying to make amends for spring-time quarrels.

Posted on: Sep 4, 2003, Source: AlterNet

My wife is convinced her people are flying down right now to bring her back to Mars and in preparation she has dropped a homing beacon and packed artifacts and the voluminous notes she has taken of our civilization.

Posted on: Aug 24, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Ten suggestions to help Gray Davis survive the recall.

Posted on: Aug 18, 2003, Source: AlterNet

The recall process in California has been called a circus, total chaos and a carnival. Which is it? Answer: More of a geek show populated by ventriloquists on a rusty roller coaster.

Posted on: Aug 10, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Only through the grace of Dubyah's faith have we finally been able to identify the fresh cancer poised to eat through the intestines of the American belly. And that toxic threat is gay marriage.

Posted on: Jul 31, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Thanks to car-alarm king Darrell Issa's deep and noisy pockets, we, the Golden-plated state have recaptured the zenith of zany.

Posted on: Jul 27, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Recently, President Bush has seen his poll numbers drop faster than a beer keg falling out of the loading bay of an airborne C-130.

Posted on: Jul 14, 2003, Source: AlterNet

The Democrats are almost as bad as the Republicans. But as we've seen in the last two and a half years, a lot of lives fit in the margins of that "almost."

Posted on: Jul 7, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Ending the 02-03 Major League Judicial Season on a decidedly quirky note, the Supreme Court left the building by blowing liberals a big fat wet sloppy farewell kiss.

Posted on: Jun 29, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead. Oh, Wait, No, He's Not. Sorry. Soon Though. Promise. And Repeat.

Posted on: Jun 23, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Since releasing her book, Hillary Clinton is all over the news, attracting as much praise as criticism.

Posted on: Jun 10, 2003, Source: AlterNet

If you think Rosenthal's victory will cause the Bush administration to slow down their feverish crackdown on medical marijuana, you might want to hold off on investing all your money in rolling paper manufacturers.

Posted on: May 22, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Now we're in charge of Iraq and still can't find nothing.

Posted on: May 12, 2003, Source: AlterNet

You just can't go wrong with a tax-cut like this. The list of winners goes on and on.

Posted on: May 8, 2003, Source: AlterNet

The Bush agenda: connect two totally disparate cause and effect links then get increasingly strident about it. And presto: instant policy.

Posted on: Apr 27, 2003, Source: AlterNet

It's the red white and blue tax cut and the only people lined up against it are un-American Saddam-loving Commie pinko yellow rat bastards.

Posted on: Apr 21, 2003, Source: AlterNet

Why aren't there any liberal talk show hosts?