Stories by Will Durst

You'll never forget this brand new, never-before-seen footage featuring their patented wide stances and narrow minds.

What's wrong with America is our national obsession with "me." Nobody ever thinks about "us" anymore. And the presidential primary process is the latest example.

If Bush had explained that he wiped away the VP's right hand man's sentence of 30 months for perjury in federal court, because you can't send a man named Scooter to prison, I would have understood. But the excuse used was the sentence was "excessive."

There may be no future in our Baghdadian misadventure, but there is an excess of liquid metaphors.

Here's some advice for the people in charge that might come in handy the next time a couple of ocean going behemoths appear in waters in which you don't think they belong: leave them alone.

When Hugo Chavez called President Bush the devil at the U.N., he was way out of line. Everybody knows Bush isn't the devil. Cheney is.

Hershey recently petitioned the FDA to legally redefine the term "chocolate" to include artificial sweeteners, milk substitutes and trans fat -- something more like "mockolate."

The job of mocking, scoffing and taunting Republicans these days is almost too easy.

We got ourselves a Battle Royale between the two gnarliest branches of government that a tree has ever see. Watch Executive Privilege do battle with the People's Right to Know.

Here's a few of the rumored service improvements members of the 7-mile club can expect to see coming to a jetway near you.

Satirical musings on the president and rehab.

A California Democratic Assemblywoman plans to introduce a bill that will make spanking a child under three years old a crime. Do we really need a law here?

This is the time of years people decide to change their nefarious ways. Diet. Quit smoking. More exercise. Stop invading countries. Less killing of innocent people. The list goes on ...

Enough of the demonstrations from political pundits of fake concern for Sentator Johnson's health.

With another two years to go before the '08 election, pundits and presidential hopefuls are jumping the gun.

So Kerry botched a joke; the president botched a war.

Fe fi fo fum. I smell the blood of some Republicans ...

Getting branded 'the devil' by Hugo Chavez was probably easy duty compared to a week of being dubbed 'torture king' by renegade conservatives in DC.

It's been five years, and I think both President ('He can run, but he can't hide') Bush and Osama bin Laden are hiding.